Getting busted for the first time. This happened 2 days ago. It's 100% true.. Alright boys, I' m gonna be leaving now. I' ll be back in around hours. Derpy, 1:
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Getting busted for the first time

This happened 2 days ago. It's 100% true.

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Alright boys, I' m
gonna be leaving
now. I' ll be back
in around
hours. Derpy,
1: ooah, torah, torah..
Two of my friends
Derp and Derpy, in
this case) and I were
at Derpy' s house after
school. We were
waiting for his
brother to leave
before smoking.
Alright,
Derpy' s
Brother
door slams*
see you later.
Let the
Pass Begin
Funnyfunk
Moments later.
No big deal man, we grab all
the stuff and exit: by the
back of the Garage. Then,, we
hide under the balcony
What: do we until the person leaves.
do if
shows up?
I **** you not, literally
seconds after we thought of
our emergency escape plan, we
heard a car pull into the
driveway, right in front of
the Garage.
We' re under the
balcony, crunched up,
and we hear footsteps
and doors
in the house.
Dude, you' re ******* crazy!
Stay under here until we hear
him leave, It smells like weed
in the garage! They' ll know
we' re stoned.
Derp and I are under the
balcony, expecting the
worse. We don' t hear any
sounds.
**** TOWER FACE
INDEE . FACE
We head back into the house to enjoy
the buzz and have a good time.
Dude, we were so *******
CHEWEH
PTFWQP
CH Ftp."
Then, out of ******* nowhere, his
brother comes into the house from
the Garage.
Without a single word,
we headed out.
T[ { EH FACE TUNER FACE
I had a hard time
accepting the
fact of getting
caught. Luckily
far Derp and I,
my house was just
down the road. I
invited him to my
place to crash
far the night.
GRAB THE STUFF AND GET
THE **** UNDER THE
BALCONY!
Guys, I think I
should go check
who it is. I' ll
go around the
house and see if
I can recognize
who' s car it is.
Derpy ends
up going
anyways
15.]: -out 5 minutes later.
Guys, we' re
tripping balls,
there' s nobody
here. My dog' s
been walking around
the house, Hahaha!
Then, I remembered: I heard
doors open and close, while
all three of us were under the
Derp, Herp (ma),
it' s time to go
Derpy and I
have to have a
Holy **** dude,
we just got
busted! I was
supposed to crash
at his place far
the night, what
the **** man!
If you made it
this far, thanks
for reading. It' s
DC and
unfortunately
true. Thumb.
Skip, I don' t
really care, I
just wanted to
share this with
you guys.
...
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Submitted: 04/07/2012
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User avatar #34 - jcadams (04/09/2012) [-]
i need to know what happened i feel like the story didnt end
#33 - lewersss (04/09/2012) [-]
That sucks man, at least he didn't go to his parents.
My ex pm'ed my mum on facebook to tell her I was doing drugs, my mum asked me about it and when I told her it was only grass she was like, "okay, be careful, don't drive high, next time you have some gear you should give some to your dad. Also, I'll be pissed off if you start taking hard drugs." MFW.
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User avatar #23 - KayThanxBye (04/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
my mum snapped me via facebook. id gone to a legalize cannabis rally in town and someone had taken a bunch of photos of me with signs or a joint (ask me why) and my mum asked me about it. now me and her smoke up 3 times a day together. interesting turn of events amiright.

TL:DR facebook ratted me out.
#5 - xrayglasses (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm tripping balls!   
I lol'd so 						*******					 hard that I farted.   
What happened later?   
Wish you guys luck :D
I'm tripping balls!
I lol'd so ******* hard that I farted.
What happened later?
Wish you guys luck :D

#4 - CIS White Male (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Under the what?
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User avatar #20 - NonCholo (04/08/2012) [-]
I remember when i got caught by my dad, me and some bros were riding the magic grass when my dad, and i **** you not to its fullest extent, walked in the garage whilst a half ounce is laying on the table and my father casually whips out a cigarette and asked"is that ***** any good?" all i could do is tremble and gather my balls to say"yea its pretty dank" after my dad walks out, the silence is broken by my friend jose and says "dude was your dad just in here?" and ill end it here since all we did afterwards was talk about what just happened
User avatar #13 - enragedanon (04/08/2012) [-]
I really enjoy the phrase "I **** you not"
User avatar #11 - thatfunyguy (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what happened to the dude who got busted?
User avatar #35 - runeception (04/14/2012) [-]
man i remember when i got caught, it was last year, I told my ex bestfriend about it, he was a nice boy **** you know, and he was like OWOWOWO YOU DO DRUGS? OFGMOFGMOFMGOFMOG
so he started saying it to people he shouldnt tell it, the school's bitch.
she told her ******* parents and her parents got the child protective services to send us a letter with some **** tht theyre worried about me, so off to pee samples and **** we went, and i got negative everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
but my mom still thinks that i did it, and she makes ''jokes'' about it every now and then for example: you smoked so much you got retarded?
mostly when we argue...
#32 - igetroll (04/09/2012) [-]
**igetroll rolled a random image posted in comment #3530067 at FJ Pony Thread ** this guys brother is a dick

User avatar #22 - holykreist (04/08/2012) [-]
no **** brah
User avatar #19 - bensjunk (04/08/2012) [-]
Don't worry in a couple of weeks you won't even remember or care about getting caught
#18 - whiiterussian (04/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - thelazyasian (04/08/2012) [-]
oh i just love a good stoner story. bravo
User avatar #15 - KevKK (04/08/2012) [-]
Cool story, but this isn't even funny
User avatar #14 - hdick (04/08/2012) [-]
make more!
User avatar #7 - nannerpus (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
man if his brother cares then your probably to young to be seshing
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