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#7
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disregardtheponies (08/18/2012) [-] **disregardtheponies rolled a random image posted in comment #415 at imagine ** The first time I got high, it was a contact high.
>be 14 at a friends house
>friend decides to make a home made bong
>other friends hit it, I was too much of a pussy to try it, because my parents are Hitler.
>contracted high from other friends
>laughed at the stupidest shit
>smoked pot with stepdad a week later.
>mfw
>be 14 at a friends house
>friend decides to make a home made bong
>other friends hit it, I was too much of a pussy to try it, because my parents are Hitler.
>contracted high from other friends
>laughed at the stupidest shit
>smoked pot with stepdad a week later.
>mfw
#5
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itskillingme (08/18/2012) [-] First Time:
>Back yard, no one's home and won't be home for another 5 hours
>Rolled a shitty joint. No filter.
>Take a hit
>Cough like a motherfucker
>Clear throat and tell myself, "no matter what, I'm going to hold it in."
>Take another hit
>Holding back coughs, feels like eyes are going to pop out of head from how hard I want to cough
>Exhale and cough like a motherfucker (again)
>Finish the rest of the joint, coughing a lot and whatnot
>Go inside
>"Am I feeling it yet?"
>Ponder if I'm feeling it
>"Whatever, I'm going to bed."
>Close eyes
>Open eyes. "HOLY FUCK, HOW LONG WAS I PASSED OUT FOR?!?"
>Look at phone for time
>7 seconds pass
>I LOL and continue on about my day
>Back yard, no one's home and won't be home for another 5 hours
>Rolled a shitty joint. No filter.
>Take a hit
>Cough like a motherfucker
>Clear throat and tell myself, "no matter what, I'm going to hold it in."
>Take another hit
>Holding back coughs, feels like eyes are going to pop out of head from how hard I want to cough
>Exhale and cough like a motherfucker (again)
>Finish the rest of the joint, coughing a lot and whatnot
>Go inside
>"Am I feeling it yet?"
>Ponder if I'm feeling it
>"Whatever, I'm going to bed."
>Close eyes
>Open eyes. "HOLY FUCK, HOW LONG WAS I PASSED OUT FOR?!?"
>Look at phone for time
>7 seconds pass
>I LOL and continue on about my day
#38
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Kboers (08/20/2012) [-] >Be freshman in highschool
>Brother is Senior, smokes lots of pot secretly
>Brother's friend brings brownies to school
>At Brothers urging, friend shares one with me
>Most delicious brownie ever
>No clue it's "special"
>Hits me while changing for gym class
>Fuck I'm high
>Dodgeball in gym
>Picked first in hyped up draft
>High. As. Balls.
>First person to get hit
>Sit there laughing about it
>Picked last rest of year
>Brother is Senior, smokes lots of pot secretly
>Brother's friend brings brownies to school
>At Brothers urging, friend shares one with me
>Most delicious brownie ever
>No clue it's "special"
>Hits me while changing for gym class
>Fuck I'm high
>Dodgeball in gym
>Picked first in hyped up draft
>High. As. Balls.
>First person to get hit
>Sit there laughing about it
>Picked last rest of year
#8
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waldosson (08/18/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>first of all i wanna see who can top it
>get out of school (8th grade) on a thursday
>me and 2 other people
>decide that i need to take a bus with 1st friend
>1 hour till bus finally arrives
>get to house and go upstairs
>2nd friend got there way before so he was packing the bong
>2nd friend tells me "you know we are smoking with keef right?"
>had no fucking clue what that was
>2nd friend hits first
>then 1st friend
>MY TURN ohshit.jpg
>take HUGE!!!! rip biggest youll probably see from a first timer
>start coughing for what feels like and hour
>my vision gets really fuzzy (if you dont know what i mean close your eyes then push against them a little bit then open your eyes, thats how it was no joking)
>about an [8 or so no joke] i cant even walk
>finally friends tell me i have to get up so i try my hardest and end up moving like a foot then falling into a chair
>friend 2 asks if i want a hot pocket
>start chewing really slow not on purpose
>end up throwing up for no reason EW.jpg
>high lasts for about 4 hours before i have to get picked up
>so i call my dad (my dad used to be a drug addict so normally you cant understand him at all, i understood him perfectly)
>at home ate like 3 bowls of cereal
>BEST TIME I EVER HAD.jpg
>get out of school (8th grade) on a thursday
>me and 2 other people
>decide that i need to take a bus with 1st friend
>1 hour till bus finally arrives
>get to house and go upstairs
>2nd friend got there way before so he was packing the bong
>2nd friend tells me "you know we are smoking with keef right?"
>had no fucking clue what that was
>2nd friend hits first
>then 1st friend
>MY TURN ohshit.jpg
>take HUGE!!!! rip biggest youll probably see from a first timer
>start coughing for what feels like and hour
>my vision gets really fuzzy (if you dont know what i mean close your eyes then push against them a little bit then open your eyes, thats how it was no joking)
>about an [8 or so no joke] i cant even walk
>finally friends tell me i have to get up so i try my hardest and end up moving like a foot then falling into a chair
>friend 2 asks if i want a hot pocket
>start chewing really slow not on purpose
>end up throwing up for no reason EW.jpg
>high lasts for about 4 hours before i have to get picked up
>so i call my dad (my dad used to be a drug addict so normally you cant understand him at all, i understood him perfectly)
>at home ate like 3 bowls of cereal
>BEST TIME I EVER HAD.jpg
#2
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vilverin (08/17/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
My first time sicc as fuck, watched moives, played games, and smoked all night, haha. Good to hear you liked it!
#1
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rapsuskiller (08/17/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
And just to know. Hashis is stronger than the regular buds right?
#46
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N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
so guise lets start
>be 15
>be magicfag
>playing magic the gathering with my bro at school
>no one else of my friends plays
>summer break comes
>don't call or text with bro for whole summer
>bro calls at end of summer
>"hey man, how's it going? wanna drive here today n play some magic?"
>FUCKYES.jpeg
>go by train
>bro picks me up from train station
>asks me if i wanna meet his gf and his brother
>why the fuck not?
>we meet up and chat
>his brother asks me the regular stuff
>suddenly he asks if i ever smoked weed, say no
>we are going to their 3rd brother(that one is the oldest)
>that dude is nowhere to find
>Fuckitletssmoke.gif
>bro rolls j, smokes, looks at me and passes
>i pull alittle bit, and am like: INHALE, DO NOT COUGH DO NOT COUG DO NOT COUGH, EXHALE
>feel nothing at start
>be 15
>be magicfag
>playing magic the gathering with my bro at school
>no one else of my friends plays
>summer break comes
>don't call or text with bro for whole summer
>bro calls at end of summer
>"hey man, how's it going? wanna drive here today n play some magic?"
>FUCKYES.jpeg
>go by train
>bro picks me up from train station
>asks me if i wanna meet his gf and his brother
>why the fuck not?
>we meet up and chat
>his brother asks me the regular stuff
>suddenly he asks if i ever smoked weed, say no
>we are going to their 3rd brother(that one is the oldest)
>that dude is nowhere to find
>Fuckitletssmoke.gif
>bro rolls j, smokes, looks at me and passes
>i pull alittle bit, and am like: INHALE, DO NOT COUGH DO NOT COUG DO NOT COUGH, EXHALE
>feel nothing at start
#18
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N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I smoked marijuana with my brother for the first time with my brother. We were in his room at approximately 11:30 pm, and he had, in common terms, a dime of regi. He had nothing to smoke it out of, so we tore the adhesive strip off of a post-it note and rolled the marijuana with it(I am unsure of the common term for this. Joint, I believe?). He lit it and began smoking it, and we passed back and forth, though it didn't have much of an effect on me. I was, however, very tired following this.
#4
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kasperscar (08/18/2012) [-] My first time was Shit, Felt nothing
But the first time i smoked a king
Was Fanfuckingtastic
But the first time i smoked a king
Was Fanfuckingtastic
#39
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Awesomecarrot (08/20/2012) [-] >Be like half a year ago
>friend scores us both some ganja
>parents are out fuck yeah
>smoke upstairs in the bathroom
>don't feel anything initially
>get downstairs and it hits me
>we sit on couch, feel like I'm floating and buzzing, all the usual shit
>watch Thor, almost cream myself from the special effects
>actually shouting at the screen cos it's so awesome
>eat, laugh, sleep.
Been a casual stoner ever since =) that guy remains my favourite smoking buddy.
>friend scores us both some ganja
>parents are out fuck yeah
>smoke upstairs in the bathroom
>don't feel anything initially
>get downstairs and it hits me
>we sit on couch, feel like I'm floating and buzzing, all the usual shit
>watch Thor, almost cream myself from the special effects
>actually shouting at the screen cos it's so awesome
>eat, laugh, sleep.
Been a casual stoner ever since =) that guy remains my favourite smoking buddy.
#33
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damneegerguys (08/20/2012) [-]
My first time was at my friend's house, and I convinced him to let me put captain crunch in his paintball gun and shoot him, lol
#29
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swagadile (08/20/2012) [-] i have a condition that makes most drugs legal/illegal like 2x more effective than on regular people and i didnt know weed would do that so we ended up doin like 8 bowls out of a 2ft bong and i was so high i couldnt support my head to stay up right so it would fall with gravity and i thought the world was spinning... pretty great night
#25
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selfdenyingbeggar (08/19/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
this are the kinds of threads that make me love people
#19
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ilikebigdick ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-] >be about four months ago
>going to a friends house for a night of partying
>I'd been drinking for about four months before hand
>party until about 2 in the morning
>go to a friends house who lives nearby
>walking back, starting to sober up, but still kinda drunk
>get to my friends house, we go up to his room and set it up for a smoke sesh
>friend makes a homemade bong out of a 2L bottle of sprite
>friend takes hit, then other friend, then my turn
>first hit cough a shit ton, 2nd hit only cough a little. 3rd hit cough a little more
>weed all gone, but we each cleared 3 bowl packs
>starting to soar ohshit.jpg
>sit against his wall and just sit there laughing my ass off, fall asleep some time later
1st time getting high I got to an [8] and I was drunk. It was a good night
>going to a friends house for a night of partying
>I'd been drinking for about four months before hand
>party until about 2 in the morning
>go to a friends house who lives nearby
>walking back, starting to sober up, but still kinda drunk
>get to my friends house, we go up to his room and set it up for a smoke sesh
>friend makes a homemade bong out of a 2L bottle of sprite
>friend takes hit, then other friend, then my turn
>first hit cough a shit ton, 2nd hit only cough a little. 3rd hit cough a little more
>weed all gone, but we each cleared 3 bowl packs
>starting to soar ohshit.jpg
>sit against his wall and just sit there laughing my ass off, fall asleep some time later
1st time getting high I got to an [8] and I was drunk. It was a good night
#16
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thatmetalguy (08/18/2012) [-] ahh, first time was in my friends backyard. Smoked out of a crappy lil' tin can pipe and then afterwards proceeded to laugh uncontrollably. Then after i settled down we went into his music room and played music for like an hour
#58
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DamnWalmartBullets (09/10/2012) [-]
first time
use a red bull can cuz were dumb
with best friend since 8th grade and another bff just met who later i hate
the one i hate got me started
10th grade spring break
get stonned took a walk to the beach and i picked up a bird, coolest experience ever
use a red bull can cuz were dumb
with best friend since 8th grade and another bff just met who later i hate
the one i hate got me started
10th grade spring break
get stonned took a walk to the beach and i picked up a bird, coolest experience ever
#57
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voltic (09/09/2012) [-] > be 12
>winter in canada (freezing fucking cold)
> tried weed before only one or two tokes did nothing
>wanting to get actually high
>with freind
>go to local school on weekend
>shaky hands
>take about 6-7 good tokes
>go to freinds house
> freinds dad know were high
>hear him talking about us
>get peaked out and call dad to pick me up
>dad picks me up and we go to restaurant
> THANK THE LOND IM FUCKING HUNGRY
> sitting down hoping family doesnt notice
>going to get wing combo for whole family
> waitress comes to us
>panic and order 2 peperoni pizza's
>family all like wtf
>eat all my fucking pizza
>go home
>snooze
>winter in canada (freezing fucking cold)
> tried weed before only one or two tokes did nothing
>wanting to get actually high
>with freind
>go to local school on weekend
>shaky hands
>take about 6-7 good tokes
>go to freinds house
> freinds dad know were high
>hear him talking about us
>get peaked out and call dad to pick me up
>dad picks me up and we go to restaurant
> THANK THE LOND IM FUCKING HUNGRY
> sitting down hoping family doesnt notice
>going to get wing combo for whole family
> waitress comes to us
>panic and order 2 peperoni pizza's
>family all like wtf
>eat all my fucking pizza
>go home
>snooze
#56
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ciivil (08/31/2012) [-] >Be 11/12 (I grew up in New York and I realize I was young but stick with me I make bad decisions whatever)
> My 14 year old friend calls
> "Want to try bud?"
> Fuckyeah.jpg
> Go to his house
> Be in the bathroom
> He has the blunt rolled
> Lights it, pulls.
> MY TURN.
> Heart is racing, feel like im going to freak
> Pull, immediately exhale
> Thinking "I didn't cough, must be naturally a good smoker"
> "You have to take in breath after you pull. You released all the smoke"
> Round 2
> Inhale the smoke
> JESUSCHRISTLORDHAVEMERCY
> Start coughing so hard I feel like im going to vomit
> "You are going to feel like you are going to vomit but your good, drink this water."
> Chug the water
> Next turn, take the smoke and its better
> smoke 2 blunts
> Im at a (4)
> We watched a movie
> Great day.
That was like 4 years ago. Good experience. Bad age.
> My 14 year old friend calls
> "Want to try bud?"
> Fuckyeah.jpg
> Go to his house
> Be in the bathroom
> He has the blunt rolled
> Lights it, pulls.
> MY TURN.
> Heart is racing, feel like im going to freak
> Pull, immediately exhale
> Thinking "I didn't cough, must be naturally a good smoker"
> "You have to take in breath after you pull. You released all the smoke"
> Round 2
> Inhale the smoke
> JESUSCHRISTLORDHAVEMERCY
> Start coughing so hard I feel like im going to vomit
> "You are going to feel like you are going to vomit but your good, drink this water."
> Chug the water
> Next turn, take the smoke and its better
> smoke 2 blunts
> Im at a (4)
> We watched a movie
> Great day.
That was like 4 years ago. Good experience. Bad age.
#55
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miiikey (08/30/2012) [-] I had a bad trip my first time ):
>Pulled off an allnighter before
>Went to park with friends
>Best friend bought dub, 4 heads
>Match up
>Take nice first hit
>Swallow the smoke
>Cough out lung
>Put back in place
>Continue until my turn
>Rinse, wash, repeat until I can't open eyes
>Realize I'm high as a kite
>Laugh at myself
>Best friend notices, we laugh for 5 minutes
>Just be with my friends for a while
>Get a 'whitey' at nearby Wendy's
>Bad trip for the next 5 hours
>Terrible experience
>MFW my bestfriend stuck with me while everyone else left even though they knew I had a bad trip going on
>Pulled off an allnighter before
>Went to park with friends
>Best friend bought dub, 4 heads
>Match up
>Take nice first hit
>Swallow the smoke
>Cough out lung
>Put back in place
>Continue until my turn
>Rinse, wash, repeat until I can't open eyes
>Realize I'm high as a kite
>Laugh at myself
>Best friend notices, we laugh for 5 minutes
>Just be with my friends for a while
>Get a 'whitey' at nearby Wendy's
>Bad trip for the next 5 hours
>Terrible experience
>MFW my bestfriend stuck with me while everyone else left even though they knew I had a bad trip going on
