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#7 - disregardtheponies (08/18/2012) [-]
**disregardtheponies rolled a random image posted in comment #415 at imagine ** The first time I got high, it was a contact high.
>be 14 at a friends house
>friend decides to make a home made bong
>other friends hit it, I was too much of a pussy to try it, because my parents are Hitler.
>contracted high from other friends
>laughed at the stupidest ****
>smoked pot with stepdad a week later.
>mfw
User avatar #38 - Kboers (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be freshman in highschool
>Brother is Senior, smokes lots of pot secretly
>Brother's friend brings brownies to school
>At Brothers urging, friend shares one with me
>Most delicious brownie ever
>No clue it's "special"
>Hits me while changing for gym class
> **** I'm high
>Dodgeball in gym
>Picked first in hyped up draft
>High. As. Balls.
>First person to get hit
>Sit there laughing about it
>Picked last rest of year
User avatar #8 - waldosson (08/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>first of all i wanna see who can top it
>get out of school (8th grade) on a thursday
>me and 2 other people
>decide that i need to take a bus with 1st friend
>1 hour till bus finally arrives
>get to house and go upstairs
>2nd friend got there way before so he was packing the bong
>2nd friend tells me "you know we are smoking with keef right?"
>had no ******* clue what that was
>2nd friend hits first
>then 1st friend
>MY TURN ****** .jpg
>take HUGE!!!! rip biggest youll probably see from a first timer
>start coughing for what feels like and hour
>my vision gets really fuzzy (if you dont know what i mean close your eyes then push against them a little bit then open your eyes, thats how it was no joking)
>about an [8 or so no joke] i cant even walk
>finally friends tell me i have to get up so i try my hardest and end up moving like a foot then falling into a chair
>friend 2 asks if i want a hot pocket
>start chewing really slow not on purpose
>end up throwing up for no reason EW.jpg
>high lasts for about 4 hours before i have to get picked up
>so i call my dad (my dad used to be a drug addict so normally you cant understand him at all, i understood him perfectly)
>at home ate like 3 bowls of cereal
>BEST TIME I EVER HAD.jpg
#2 - vilverin (08/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My first time sicc as 			****		, watched moives, played games, and smoked all night, haha. Good to hear you liked it!
My first time sicc as **** , watched moives, played games, and smoked all night, haha. Good to hear you liked it!
User avatar #1 - rapsuskiller (08/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And just to know. Hashis is stronger than the regular buds right?
User avatar #4 - kasperscar (08/18/2012) [-]
My first time was **** , Felt nothing
But the first time i smoked a king
Was ****************
User avatar #60 - lickmyscrotum (05/29/2013) [-]
>Skating at skatepark, a few suburbs away from my own, with old family friend.
>Friend's friend has bong and weed, friend calls me to bong.
>Take a few cones, don't feel anything.
>Take more, throat feels as though it's burning, still not high, smoke more.
>Decide to give up, start skating.
>Forget what skating is.
>Start thinking about the philosophy of skating, why it's enjoyable, how the board rolls.
>Find myself lying in friends bed, still contemplating skating.
>Suddenly, Nutella sandwich.
>c:
User avatar #39 - Awesomecarrot (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be like half a year ago
>friend scores us both some ganja
>parents are out **** yeah
>smoke upstairs in the bathroom
>don't feel anything initially
>get downstairs and it hits me
>we sit on couch, feel like I'm floating and buzzing, all the usual ****
>watch Thor, almost cream myself from the special effects
>actually shouting at the screen cos it's so awesome
>eat, laugh, sleep.

Been a casual stoner ever since =) that guy remains my favourite smoking buddy.
#33 - damneegerguys (08/20/2012) [-]
My first time was at my friend's house, and I convinced him to let me put captain crunch in his paintball gun and shoot him, lol
User avatar #29 - swagadile (08/20/2012) [-]
i have a condition that makes most drugs legal/illegal like 2x more effective than on regular people and i didnt know weed would do that so we ended up doin like 8 bowls out of a 2ft bong and i was so high i couldnt support my head to stay up right so it would fall with gravity and i thought the world was spinning... pretty great night
#25 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this are the kinds of threads that make me love people
User avatar #22 - eryomama (08/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>be with 6 people including me, I'm the only one who hasn't smoked ever
>walking behind a local gym, NO ******* LIGHTER
>2 people leave because no lighter, so now there's only 4 including me
>start toking, surprisingly don't cough
>6 hits in dont feel **** , stand up walk around for 10 seconds then it hits me like crazy
>Triping the **** out, scared **** less, friend number 1 thinks its a good idea to do the "magic box' on me trip out even more
> calm down after 5-10 mins
> chill out
>everything is so pretty
> go home and fall asleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrganja (08/20/2012) [-]
it's when you put an invisibel box on your friend's head and pretend to talk but dont make any sound so he thinks there is an actual box on his head
User avatar #19 - ilikebigdick (08/19/2012) [-]
>be about four months ago
>going to a friends house for a night of partying
>I'd been drinking for about four months before hand
>party until about 2 in the morning
>go to a friends house who lives nearby
>walking back, starting to sober up, but still kinda drunk
>get to my friends house, we go up to his room and set it up for a smoke sesh
>friend makes a homemade bong out of a 2L bottle of sprite
>friend takes hit, then other friend, then my turn
>first hit cough a **** ton, 2nd hit only cough a little. 3rd hit cough a little more
>weed all gone, but we each cleared 3 bowl packs
>starting to soar ****** .jpg
>sit against his wall and just sit there laughing my ass off, fall asleep some time later
1st time getting high I got to an [8] and I was drunk. It was a good night
User avatar #16 - thatmetalguy (08/18/2012) [-]
ahh, first time was in my friends backyard. Smoked out of a crappy lil' tin can pipe and then afterwards proceeded to laugh uncontrollably. Then after i settled down we went into his music room and played music for like an hour
User avatar #61 - vanhoutte (12/01/2013) [-]
>Be in Grade 9
>Christmas/Birthday
>Start off by getting drunk with my then girlfriend and my best friend while sledding outside of town
>Girlfriend pulls out cherry rolled J
>"want some?"
> ******* rights.JPEG
>Take massive draw and don't cough amazingly enough
>Proceed to be really ****** up and not remember the actual high because I was drunk as well.

Tell you the truth my first time sucked.
#59 - qxq (09/23/2012) [-]
first time i passed out behind a bench in the woods
#58 - DamnWalmartBullets (09/10/2012) [-]
first time
use a red bull can cuz were dumb
with best friend since 8th grade and another bff just met who later i hate
the one i hate got me started
10th grade spring break

get stonned took a walk to the beach and i picked up a bird, coolest experience ever
#46 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so guise lets start
>be 15
>be magicfag
>playing magic the gathering with my bro at school
>no one else of my friends plays
>summer break comes
>don't call or text with bro for whole summer
>bro calls at end of summer
>"hey man, how's it going? wanna drive here today n play some magic?"
> ******* .jpeg
>go by train
>bro picks me up from train station
>asks me if i wanna meet his gf and his brother
>why the **** not?
>we meet up and chat
>his brother asks me the regular stuff
>suddenly he asks if i ever smoked weed, say no
>we are going to their 3rd brother(that one is the oldest)
>that dude is nowhere to find
> *************** .gif
>bro rolls j, smokes, looks at me and passes
>i pull alittle bit, and am like: INHALE, DO NOT COUGH DO NOT COUG DO NOT COUGH, EXHALE
>feel nothing at start
#45 - slipperygypsie (08/21/2012) [-]
>8th grade
>go to my friends house
>gets to be like 12am
>friend pulls out a bong and some weed
>hit it
> **** was harsh
>coughed and coughed didnt think i'd ever stop
>i said i couldnt feel anything
>next thing im rolling around this room laughing
>eyes opening and closing like crazy
>really methodical laugh
>snap back to my friends like slapping me going WTF
>I say
>Was i rolling around the ground
>"no you just sat there moving your head around in circles laughing for 20 minutes
>try to get up cant do anything
>walk into screen door
>lie there
>sleep that **** off
>it sounds crap but it was pretty awesome
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