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#7 - disregardtheponies (08/18/2012) [-]
**disregardtheponies rolled a random image posted in comment #415 at imagine ** The first time I got high, it was a contact high.
>be 14 at a friends house
>friend decides to make a home made bong
>other friends hit it, I was too much of a pussy to try it, because my parents are Hitler.
>contracted high from other friends
>laughed at the stupidest ****
>smoked pot with stepdad a week later.
User avatar #38 - Kboers (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be freshman in highschool
>Brother is Senior, smokes lots of pot secretly
>Brother's friend brings brownies to school
>At Brothers urging, friend shares one with me
>Most delicious brownie ever
>No clue it's "special"
>Hits me while changing for gym class
> **** I'm high
>Dodgeball in gym
>Picked first in hyped up draft
>High. As. Balls.
>First person to get hit
>Sit there laughing about it
>Picked last rest of year
User avatar #8 - waldosson (08/18/2012) [-]
>first of all i wanna see who can top it
>get out of school (8th grade) on a thursday
>me and 2 other people
>decide that i need to take a bus with 1st friend
>1 hour till bus finally arrives
>get to house and go upstairs
>2nd friend got there way before so he was packing the bong
>2nd friend tells me "you know we are smoking with keef right?"
>had no ******* clue what that was
>2nd friend hits first
>then 1st friend
>MY TURN ****** .jpg
>take HUGE!!!! rip biggest youll probably see from a first timer
>start coughing for what feels like and hour
>my vision gets really fuzzy (if you dont know what i mean close your eyes then push against them a little bit then open your eyes, thats how it was no joking)
>about an [8 or so no joke] i cant even walk
>finally friends tell me i have to get up so i try my hardest and end up moving like a foot then falling into a chair
>friend 2 asks if i want a hot pocket
>start chewing really slow not on purpose
>end up throwing up for no reason EW.jpg
>high lasts for about 4 hours before i have to get picked up
>so i call my dad (my dad used to be a drug addict so normally you cant understand him at all, i understood him perfectly)
>at home ate like 3 bowls of cereal
User avatar #23 to #8 - crackertheturtle (08/19/2012) [-]
be me first time smoking
just got outta school (7th grade)
we bought some dro
wondering why so much (my friend is used to buying reggie)
get home and mkae food for later
proceed to make a bolw from a waterbottle and a knife
pack the bowl
my frined hits it first and coughs harsh
i then take my first hit proceed to die of lack of oxygen and finaly recover and cough for the rest of the 3 bowlpacks
then i was sittin on the couch with the fan on oscialted and pondered
pondered that if i was a fan how it would feel
then i got up and ate some food that i made earlier
began watching family guy and died of laughter
tehn played call of duty uber focused
proceeded to whoop friends ass at call of duty
then i space out for like an hour just petting his cat that jumped in my lap
got tired and went to sleep with cat on my lap
User avatar #11 to #8 - rapsuskiller (08/18/2012) [-]
Man, that doesn´t seem like too much fun hahahah I don´t know, I almost finished a hash pipe all by myself so I´m happy about my first toke
User avatar #13 to #11 - waldosson (08/18/2012) [-]
it wasnt that fun at the time but the next day i analayzed it more and it was really awesome that was the second time i smoked so i didnt know what to expect because the first time i didnt get high at all, idont think i will ever get that high again
User avatar #14 to #13 - rapsuskiller (08/18/2012) [-]
hahahaha yeah, you have to keep trying haha
User avatar #15 to #14 - waldosson (08/18/2012) [-]
thats basically my goal. the first time my friend got high he was talking about the randomest things like snowglobes implanted in peoples brains and i was (about a 5) laughing so hard
#2 - vilverin (08/17/2012) [-]
My first time sicc as 			****		, watched moives, played games, and smoked all night, haha. Good to hear you liked it!
My first time sicc as **** , watched moives, played games, and smoked all night, haha. Good to hear you liked it!
User avatar #10 to #2 - rapsuskiller (08/18/2012) [-]
Yeah bro. Mine was awesome as you read. BOOOOONGOS MAAAAAN
User avatar #24 to #10 - crackertheturtle (08/19/2012) [-]
bongos are the **** man there so fun i got 2 pairs trying to get my bigger one repaired tho
User avatar #37 to #24 - rapsuskiller (08/20/2012) [-]
Search "el mapale" on xvideos. THAT **** WAS WHAT WE WERE PLAYING for like two hours LOL
User avatar #1 - rapsuskiller (08/17/2012) [-]
And just to know. Hashis is stronger than the regular buds right?
User avatar #3 to #1 - spyderbro (08/17/2012) [-]
well its basically pure THC mixed with like henna

Sources: I ******* live in Morocco man
User avatar #6 to #3 - smokeythbear (08/18/2012) [-]
Do you know how to make it?

thanks :)
User avatar #17 to #6 - spyderbro (08/18/2012) [-]
Essentially use a grinder with a THC catch, take all the stuff from the catch, then just kinda mix with with henna and superheat it to make it solid, not sure of the exact details, but thats kinda what they do.
User avatar #9 to #3 - rapsuskiller (08/18/2012) [-]
Loved it though. THANKS FOR THE INFO :D
#46 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
so guise lets start
>be 15
>be magicfag
>playing magic the gathering with my bro at school
>no one else of my friends plays
>summer break comes
>don't call or text with bro for whole summer
>bro calls at end of summer
>"hey man, how's it going? wanna drive here today n play some magic?"
> ******* .jpeg
>go by train
>bro picks me up from train station
>asks me if i wanna meet his gf and his brother
>why the **** not?
>we meet up and chat
>his brother asks me the regular stuff
>suddenly he asks if i ever smoked weed, say no
>we are going to their 3rd brother(that one is the oldest)
>that dude is nowhere to find
> *************** .gif
>bro rolls j, smokes, looks at me and passes
>i pull alittle bit, and am like: INHALE, DO NOT COUGH DO NOT COUG DO NOT COUGH, EXHALE
>feel nothing at start
#47 to #46 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
25 line limit so im gonna continue here
>bro rolls 5 more js and i take a bong rip
> high as ****
>suddenly oldest brother turns up with mcdonalds food for 80 bucks
>pays for mine since i am broke
>eat like pigs until 7am
>play magic until 11am
>bro asks me when i wanna go home
>ask him if i can stay another day
>i can
>play magic and smoke occasionally until 6pm
>not really high anymore
>still at oldest brothers house
>take 3 more bong rips and cough like an idiot
>high again
>smoke like idiots until 7am
>go to a restaurant for breakfast
>drive home at 9am
>be extremely high until 5pm
i still smoke with my bro during school and with these guys whenever i got the occasion
User avatar #4 - kasperscar (08/18/2012) [-]
My first time was **** , Felt nothing
But the first time i smoked a king
Was ****************
User avatar #60 - lickmyscrotum (05/29/2013) [-]
>Skating at skatepark, a few suburbs away from my own, with old family friend.
>Friend's friend has bong and weed, friend calls me to bong.
>Take a few cones, don't feel anything.
>Take more, throat feels as though it's burning, still not high, smoke more.
>Decide to give up, start skating.
>Forget what skating is.
>Start thinking about the philosophy of skating, why it's enjoyable, how the board rolls.
>Find myself lying in friends bed, still contemplating skating.
>Suddenly, Nutella sandwich.
User avatar #39 - Awesomecarrot (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be like half a year ago
>friend scores us both some ganja
>parents are out **** yeah
>smoke upstairs in the bathroom
>don't feel anything initially
>get downstairs and it hits me
>we sit on couch, feel like I'm floating and buzzing, all the usual ****
>watch Thor, almost cream myself from the special effects
>actually shouting at the screen cos it's so awesome
>eat, laugh, sleep.

Been a casual stoner ever since =) that guy remains my favourite smoking buddy.
#33 - damneegerguys (08/20/2012) [-]
My first time was at my friend's house, and I convinced him to let me put captain crunch in his paintball gun and shoot him, lol
User avatar #29 - swagadile ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
i have a condition that makes most drugs legal/illegal like 2x more effective than on regular people and i didnt know weed would do that so we ended up doin like 8 bowls out of a 2ft bong and i was so high i couldnt support my head to stay up right so it would fall with gravity and i thought the world was spinning... pretty great night
#25 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/19/2012) [-]
this are the kinds of threads that make me love people
User avatar #35 to #25 - rapsuskiller (08/20/2012) [-]
And I created it YAY
User avatar #19 - ilikebigdick (08/19/2012) [-]
>be about four months ago
>going to a friends house for a night of partying
>I'd been drinking for about four months before hand
>party until about 2 in the morning
>go to a friends house who lives nearby
>walking back, starting to sober up, but still kinda drunk
>get to my friends house, we go up to his room and set it up for a smoke sesh
>friend makes a homemade bong out of a 2L bottle of sprite
>friend takes hit, then other friend, then my turn
>first hit cough a **** ton, 2nd hit only cough a little. 3rd hit cough a little more
>weed all gone, but we each cleared 3 bowl packs
>starting to soar ****** .jpg
>sit against his wall and just sit there laughing my ass off, fall asleep some time later
1st time getting high I got to an [8] and I was drunk. It was a good night
#18 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
I smoked marijuana with my brother for the first time with my brother. We were in his room at approximately 11:30 pm, and he had, in common terms, a dime of regi. He had nothing to smoke it out of, so we tore the adhesive strip off of a post-it note and rolled the marijuana with it(I am unsure of the common term for this. Joint, I believe?). He lit it and began smoking it, and we passed back and forth, though it didn't have much of an effect on me. I was, however, very tired following this.
#34 to #18 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
you may want to try again. first time smokers often dont feel anything. do some research and a lot of people say the same thing as you because they only tried it once. funny thing i made my brother smoke with me for the first time. and he actually didnt feel anything but the 2nd time....he smoked atleast a dime no his own as id I and we ended up peeing out our window because we were scared of opening the door for fear our parents would be at the door.
#20 to #18 - anon (08/19/2012) [-]
Was it with your brother?
User avatar #16 - thatmetalguy (08/18/2012) [-]
ahh, first time was in my friends backyard. Smoked out of a crappy lil' tin can pipe and then afterwards proceeded to laugh uncontrollably. Then after i settled down we went into his music room and played music for like an hour
#59 - qxq (09/23/2012) [-]
first time i passed out behind a bench in the woods
#58 - DamnWalmartBullets (09/10/2012) [-]
first time
use a red bull can cuz were dumb
with best friend since 8th grade and another bff just met who later i hate
the one i hate got me started
10th grade spring break

get stonned took a walk to the beach and i picked up a bird, coolest experience ever
User avatar #57 - voltic (09/09/2012) [-]
> be 12
>winter in canada (freezing ******* cold)
> tried weed before only one or two tokes did nothing
>wanting to get actually high
>with freind
>go to local school on weekend
>shaky hands
>take about 6-7 good tokes
>go to freinds house
> freinds dad know were high
>hear him talking about us
>get peaked out and call dad to pick me up
>dad picks me up and we go to restaurant
> sitting down hoping family doesnt notice
>going to get wing combo for whole family
> waitress comes to us
>panic and order 2 peperoni pizza's
>family all like wtf
>eat all my ******* pizza
>go home

#56 - ciivil (08/31/2012) [-]
>Be 11/12 (I grew up in New York and I realize I was young but stick with me I make bad decisions whatever)
> My 14 year old friend calls
> "Want to try bud?"
> ******** .jpg
> Go to his house
> Be in the bathroom
> He has the blunt rolled
> Lights it, pulls.
> Heart is racing, feel like im going to freak
> Pull, immediately exhale
> Thinking "I didn't cough, must be naturally a good smoker"
> "You have to take in breath after you pull. You released all the smoke"
> Round 2
> Inhale the smoke
> Start coughing so hard I feel like im going to vomit
> "You are going to feel like you are going to vomit but your good, drink this water."
> Chug the water
> Next turn, take the smoke and its better
> smoke 2 blunts
> Im at a (4)
> We watched a movie
> Great day.
That was like 4 years ago. Good experience. Bad age.
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User avatar #36 to #30 - rapsuskiller (08/20/2012) [-]
Search for a "levels of highness" table :)
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