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#293 - gorden (03/07/2012) [-]
> First time smoke pot   
> get high as fuck (puking a fuckload)   
> everyone laughs at me cause i fucked myself up.   
> kiss drunk+stoned girl, she's okay with it, kisses me back   
> kiss a lot, go upstairs, start having some fun time   
> shes okay with it we start getting naked   
>hear scream, JOSIE? WHERE ARE YOU?   
>he comes in, see's Josie naked, me naked, hes like WTF   
> I'm like what the fuck that guy is like 2m x 2m he will cut me in pieces with is barrel hands   
>he walks towards me , starts screaming why i fuck is girlfriend, i try to tackle him, he fells hard,   
> i start running like a fucktard, almost fell over the guy, push the girl away, open the door   
> everybody walk the dinosaurier
> First time smoke pot
> get high as fuck (puking a fuckload)
> everyone laughs at me cause i fucked myself up.
> kiss drunk+stoned girl, she's okay with it, kisses me back
> kiss a lot, go upstairs, start having some fun time
> shes okay with it we start getting naked
>hear scream, JOSIE? WHERE ARE YOU?
>he comes in, see's Josie naked, me naked, hes like WTF
> I'm like what the fuck that guy is like 2m x 2m he will cut me in pieces with is barrel hands
>he walks towards me , starts screaming why i fuck is girlfriend, i try to tackle him, he fells hard,
> i start running like a fucktard, almost fell over the guy, push the girl away, open the door
> everybody walk the dinosaurier
#316 to #293 - furryflava (03/07/2012) [-]
my god...
#321 to #316 - gorden (03/07/2012) [-]
post grammar nazi, doesnt even help me to get it right
post grammar nazi, doesnt even help me to get it right
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