Drug test. . National Surprise Drug Test Day. DRUG TEST? y in. Quick story. I was 19 and had to take a random piss test for my company after being in a wreck. so I go to the place and tell the nurse "I'm pretty sure I'
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User avatar #3 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#5 to #3 - caffeinecommissar (07/21/2014) [-]
I like your username.
#11 - gtfomylawnbish (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Quick story.

I was 19 and had to take a random piss test for my company after being in a wreck. so I go to the place and tell the nurse "I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail anyhow I smoke a lot of reefer on my own time" he said "Bet 50.00 you don't" so I'm like " **** would I bet 50.00?" he takes the cup, turns around, pisses in it and says "50.00, I win"
User avatar #12 to #11 - YllekNayr ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
That nurse just extorted a bribe from you and was kind of a bro to you at the same time.
User avatar #1 - europe (07/21/2014) [-]
Well not much of a surprise now is it
User avatar #16 - caseh (07/21/2014) [-]
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#14 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 - apeistupidis (07/24/2014) [-]
**apeistupidis rolls 268** drug test day
#23 - pokechu (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 - hammarhead (07/21/2014) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 611** blase eet geh boy
User avatar #21 - thelethalhorker (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - chrisel (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #15 - nimblewalrus (07/21/2014) [-]
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#13 - Ken M (07/21/2014) [-]
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#10 - lplplplp ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ah one day after 4/20 very clever unless i'm a ******* idiot and that's part of the joke
#2 - Ken M (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
there's only 12 months in a year though... where do they have 21? Are they only like 14 days long?
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