Devil's Lettuce. . STOP ween such an 515 lli%' W, Ti' mam from man ii' to :! stop taking pet!!! s' P-’. ! 1 Help my mist-: aen he get it BANNED Tweets men WEED
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Devil's Lettuce

STOP ween such an
515 lli%' W, Ti' mam from man ii' to :! stop
taking pet!!! s' P-’. ! 1 Help my mist-: aen he get it BANNED
men WEED i, . an
A but pimple have said "l want the D",. It try D yen mean DRUGS-
then yes!.! I want the D! 1 want the D now!
Ne me has died drinking the bleed of Christ (FACT) h/ have
died Hem using and abusing the devils lettuce (FACT)
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Submitted: 11/16/2013
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User avatar #112 - loopyshy (01/14/2014) [-]
Anti-Devil's-Lettuce Awareness
User avatar #92 - timmywankenobi (11/17/2013) [-]
Literally millions of people have died from alcoholism .
User avatar #89 - thelizardlord ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I am pretty sure people have died of alchcolism
User avatar #87 - missrainbowdash (11/17/2013) [-]
lol devils lettuce
#83 - FJuserHAHA (11/17/2013) [-]
to most people in the comments section
#82 - theXsjados (11/17/2013) [-]
It's ironic because, from what I understand, 'the blood of christ' is wine. Alcohol is related to over 4% of deaths worldwide.
User avatar #80 - ritzrules (11/17/2013) [-]
I think that's actually a pretty cool nickname. Devil's Lettuce.

If someone develops a new strain of the stuff, name it Devil's Lettuce. In her honor.

i don't actually smoke pot; i just find the culture surrounding it hilarious
#111 to #80 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm naming my first strain shire pipeweed
User avatar #79 - thebutthurter (11/17/2013) [-]
first one is funny but ppl have died from using weed
User avatar #81 to #79 - killthebilly (11/17/2013) [-]
Proof or GTFO
User avatar #98 to #97 - killthebilly (11/17/2013) [-]
that ain't his or the weeds fault, it's the prison guard's fault.
User avatar #99 to #98 - emokoneko (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes, but it's the only account of a not-quite- pot-related death I've found so far.
User avatar #100 to #99 - killthebilly (11/17/2013) [-]
yea alright.
User avatar #94 to #81 - thebutthurter (11/17/2013) [-]
i dont need to prove anything to you
User avatar #95 to #94 - killthebilly (11/17/2013) [-]
sure you don't little troll.
User avatar #96 to #95 - thebutthurter (11/17/2013) [-]
watevs mate
#78 - tffan (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure people have died drinking the blood of Christ.   
They're called martyrs.
I'm pretty sure people have died drinking the blood of Christ.
They're called martyrs.
User avatar #108 to #78 - angreif ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
i know right? seriously, don't drink human blood, especially when the guy hung out with lepers. just cause he couldn't contract diseases does NOT mean he wasn't a carrier
User avatar #72 - arziben (11/17/2013) [-]
putting "(FACT)" at the end of a sentence doesn't make it an actual fact (FACT)
User avatar #70 - ichies (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, she's not getting my D.
User avatar #69 - kouzan (11/17/2013) [-]
But the Blood of Christ is wine.
#64 - chillijalapeno (11/17/2013) [-]
>the devils lettuce
>the devils lettuce
User avatar #77 to #64 - sexyhimself (11/17/2013) [-]
now I miss Eccleston
User avatar #61 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
so... she is a *********** cannibal, but cannot stand pot.
just reasons to legalize it, so we can drive out the demons
#74 to #61 - kibbleking (11/17/2013) [-]
Weren't you just trolling earlier? I remember, you said it was sexist that Liam Neeson was getting his shoes tied! Yeah, that was a repost. But still, keep trying.
Weren't you just trolling earlier? I remember, you said it was sexist that Liam Neeson was getting his shoes tied! Yeah, that was a repost. But still, keep trying.
User avatar #88 to #74 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
fine, the truth is this is not simply a troll account. my original account maxed out so I am just doing all my commenting on this
User avatar #76 to #74 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
but I am trolling.
are you saying that this a bad trolling...
you are mean
you are a big meanie
I am gonna tell my mommy and than you will get yours
#101 to #76 - kibbleking (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, honestly, you are being a bad troll, but I can see now that you're doing that to troll; you're being an obvious bad troll so you can fool people into negative thumbing your comments. Good job, on your part; you have negative three thumbs at the time I'm typing this.
User avatar #109 to #101 - angreif ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
clever girl...
User avatar #59 - hahafunnyuwhore (11/17/2013) [-]
IDK about you guys but I think these people are a little more dedicated to eradicating weed than her.
User avatar #110 to #59 - angreif ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
According to a highly classified and secret FBI report

User avatar #68 to #59 - fjisforfgts (11/17/2013) [-]
That page is ******* hilarious.
User avatar #67 to #59 - unitlogistfaction (11/17/2013) [-]
That is one dedicated troll page.
User avatar #56 - guiguito (11/17/2013) [-]
I hate drugs, and everyone that uses the.
BUT, people drinking wine getting their livers ****** died more than people eating lettuce.
User avatar #102 to #56 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Why do you hate people that use the? It is a very commonly used word and would be very difficult to construct sentences without it. I think you should be more tolerant of people and their word choices. I mean I'm not a bad person but sometimes when I've had a long day at work or school i like to relax on my back porch and just say "the" to my heart's desire.
User avatar #104 to #102 - guiguito (11/18/2013) [-]
y butthurt?
User avatar #106 to #104 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
I am not butthurt, but am a strong advocator of the first amendment and regularly exercise my right to use a large array of words in my vocabulary, including the word "the." Hate mongers like you that go around haying on people who use the word "the" have been around for a long time and are simply trying to take away my rights as an american. You seem way too uptight, perhaps you should try using drugs.
User avatar #107 to #106 - guiguito (11/18/2013) [-]
ya butthurt son, i am aware that i mispelled THEM.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thesilveresteagle (11/17/2013) [-]
What I don't get it why do people waste their time protesting this?
User avatar #66 to #57 - guiguito (11/17/2013) [-]
They either fear it affecting the people they love, or they are do not follow the philosophy of live and let live and want people to live their lives like themselfs which is a douche move.
User avatar #75 to #66 - icefried (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually it's just a troll account..
User avatar #90 to #75 - guiguito (11/17/2013) [-]
I know i know, but there is realy people that stupid out there.
User avatar #93 to #91 - guiguito (11/17/2013) [-]
That should be the least of the worries tho.
#51 - banditowolf (11/17/2013) [-]
"devils lettuce"
"devils lettuce"
#50 - narcot (11/17/2013) [-]
>The Devils lettuce
>The Devils lettuce
User avatar #47 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
In some places i've heard they reffer to cocaine as devil's dandruff lel
User avatar #48 to #47 - murrlogic (11/17/2013) [-]
Cocaine more likely will kill you faster than ********* .

Especially the level of dosage you force thru your body
User avatar #103 to #48 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Researchers actually did a study to find out if it's possible to overdose on weed by injecting 2 ounces worth of weed extract into dogs jugulars. They thought the dogs would die but they were just stoned for a couple hours then went into a weed mini coma for a couple day. When they finally woke up there was nothing wrong with them except for dehydration from sleeping for so long.
User avatar #54 to #48 - jonoii (11/17/2013) [-]
"likely" if i smoked an ounce of pot in a day the worst that would happen would be some epic sleep...
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic (11/17/2013) [-]
Possibly some munchies too

I'm no doctor but my my professional opinion recommend you keep a bag of Doritos close by after ever 420 blazin
User avatar #84 to #55 - riverofchex (11/17/2013) [-]
Just one bag of Doritos?
User avatar #86 to #84 - murrlogic (11/17/2013) [-]
Good point. 2 XL Costco Bags should do...provided it's just yourself.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
I know, no one has died from marihuana overdose, but plenty have died from cocaine/ ******* overdose.
Not only that, but 100% of cocaine is made in South America, the cocaine that makes its way to the States is only about 5% cocaine mixed with medical excipient(in the best cases). I've seen people who dies from snifing cocaine because it was mixed with grounded glass.
User avatar #65 to #49 - mrselfdestruct (11/17/2013) [-]
you're even more likely to die from too much coffee than from too much weed
User avatar #52 to #49 - murrlogic (11/17/2013) [-]
Same with Meth. It's no different from Battery Acid and Dog **** mixed together
User avatar #105 to #52 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Careful what you say, man. People have smoked bathsalts, huffed spray paint, and done way crazier **** to get high. You go around saying that and next thing you hear about on the news is some guy that burned through his throat with battery acid and has a stomach full of dog **** .
User avatar #85 to #52 - riverofchex (11/17/2013) [-]
Or how 'bout that one date-rape drug; the one that's part floor stripper? I know, not the same category, but holy **** the things people come up with...
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