So this is the tale of a boy who skipped school,
He snuck out with some goons he thought were cool,
They delved into a forest and started smoking herb,
And sat around a clearing so nobody would disturb.
When delirious and high, this boy thought to hunt wild prey.
So he snuck into the shack of Old Farmer Gray,
There he took his daughter and he took his mutt
Then away from the farmhouse he quickly strut
When he got back to the clearing he started to smoke
Until puffs grew so grey and thick, he feared he might choke.
But the lass he had collared had become a crazy, mad cunt
So the boy set her free, off to the woods to hunt.
Then he shrugged and sighed, and crawled under a log
Smoking weed and ******* a dog.