Chess: The Movie

I honestly never really notice bad acting unless its just PAINFULLY OBVIOUS... I dont get how people notice shit like that in every little movie... its like they dont even TRY to immerse themselves in it...

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#168 to #167 - mlpokeyuan (01/26/2013) [-]

It stood out for me. It was corny. I like your username.

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#189 to #138 - stopsdropsand (01/26/2013) [-]

Horrible. My friend went to sleep when we saw it. I asked after how the movie was and he said "When I went to sleep, shit was blowing up. When I woke up, shit was still blowing up." Tells a lot about the movie

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#62 - alucord ONLINE (01/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)

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#199 to #62 - pengish ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

gerri, that cheating sob

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#74 to #62 - nnightfire (01/26/2013) [-]

Man I recognise this picture, where was it from?

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#77 to #74 - alucord ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

A short before an animated movie, for me it was before Bug's Life.
Animated by Pixar I believe.
Its about an old man who ends up playing chess with himself, made me sad later on in life when I realised what it was about.

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#80 to #77 - pixar (01/26/2013) [-]

I animated nothing you cunt.

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#82 to #80 - alucord ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

I see what you did there.

Faggot

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#84 to #82 - pixar (01/26/2013) [-]

Have a lovely day sir

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#79 to #77 - nnightfire (01/26/2013) [-]

Hmm yes I remember he was playing with himself, man that indeed gives me a feel :/

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#125 to #79 - rplix ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

Yet there are times in the film where there seem to be two people playing.

There is a part where you can see the old guy and a hand reaching for a piece.

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#124 to #62 - rplix ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

In my writing on film class, we spent a week going through this animated short about 10 times, looking at the lighting, diegetic and non-diegetic sounds, and the breaks in perception angles.

This class has beaten the shit out of that film. It isn't funny anymore.

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#157 - kirbyy (01/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)

Guys... What if...
No srsly guys listen. What if... srsly, What if,
They made Battle Ship into a movie!?
They could be, like soldiers or something, on ships, with sonar and shit. And what if!
WE PUT IN ALIENS!
wouldn't that be the best guys.

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#175 to #157 - ausogle (01/26/2013) [-]

Holy shit was that movie terrible

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#184 to #175 - loomiss ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

I..I.. I liked it..

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#229 to #184 - ausogle (01/26/2013) [-]

How?

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#239 to #229 - loomiss ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

I have low standards maybe IDK?
I just liked it..

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#241 to #239 - ausogle (01/27/2013) [-]

How low?

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#236 to #175 - anonomoz ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

could you tell me why?

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#177 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Suddenly...

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#186 to #177 - peaceloveandponies (01/26/2013) [-]

What is the video this is from?

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#215 to #186 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI

How to play chess properly. There ya go, hoss.

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#219 to #215 - peaceloveandponies (01/26/2013) [-]

Awesome, thanks man.

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#222 to #219 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [-]

Anytime, good sir.

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#61 - laxitup (01/26/2013) [-]

Or in other words, the opening cinematic video of age of empires 2

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#156 - fatpartypoo (01/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#161 to #156 - matzic (01/26/2013) [-]

Dammit, lost the game.

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#205 to #161 - mondamini (01/26/2013) [-]

you monster

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#107 - leotjynx (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)

So basically the opening of Age of Empires II?

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#114 to #107 - pianoasis (01/26/2013) [-]

and 3

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#171 - Kingsteveooo ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

Directed by: M Night Shamalamadingdong

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#111 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)

that's like the opening to one of the age of empires games

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#113 to #111 - pianoasis (01/26/2013) [-]

Age of Empires 3

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#118 to #113 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [-]

that's the one

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#121 to #118 - brokensocialscene ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

its the second one actually

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#122 to #121 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [-]

well then, THAT'S the one

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#71 - ohgodmysides ONLINE (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Why not Minesweeper the Movie?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

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#78 to #71 - teenytinyspider ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]

I love that video.

"I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!"

That about sums it up.

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#7 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)

So what would it mean if a pawn makes it to the other side of the board?

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#8 to #7 - DocProc **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]

he gets a minigun!

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#35 - pyra (01/26/2013) [-]

we should like

okay
listen

we should take hot pockets
right?

and put like
pot in them

and call them pot pockets

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#232 - eggoman (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)

A pawn reaches the end of the board.

Someone on the island is getting a sex change.

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#233 to #232 - thechosentroll (01/26/2013) [-]

Unless all the pawns are already women.

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#235 to #233 - eggoman (01/26/2013) [-]

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#220 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)

makes me think of the intro to age of empires II

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#230 to #220 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]

I was about to say that, but then I thought - this is a relevant point, someone has probably already commented it.

As it turns out, you did.

Well done, Sir!

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#240 to #230 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [-]

yay, for once i commented something first.

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#25 - epicespada (01/26/2013) [-]

Am I the only person that immediately thought race war?
cause.. you know... chess is the white pieces against the black....

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#159 - iwatchtheworldburn (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)

+ strategy

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#170 to #159 - thelastplatapus (01/26/2013) [-]

damn close

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#27 - dassnasty (01/26/2013) [-]

Michael Bay would have a field day.

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#190 - awalkingdisaster **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)

This sounds incredibly stupid.

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#196 to #190 - canustartero (01/26/2013) [-]

I was going to thumb you down, but then I remembered how this site has been treating me, and I realized that I was going to do just the same to you.

Jesus what have I become......

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#201 to #196 - desacabose (01/26/2013) [-]

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