Birthday surprise.. . Se recently T just ordered a gift fer my friend and he is still trying guess what it is. Here is eur frem taday. Hey.. what is my present
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Birthday surprise.

Se recently T just ordered
a gift fer my friend and
he is still trying guess
what it is.
Here is eur frem
taday.
Hey.. what is my present again?
Is it like seme sert skyrim
blew up dell er samething?
T try mound a convincing as T
can.
Umm, uh, hew did yeu find eut?
Did Derp tell
Yes it' s trull Did yeu sriously
anly guess? T anly teld Derp and
Herp T thaught they must have
teld yeu."
I' m being serieus here,
and Herp gave me the idea."
Se new this is what he thinks
he is getting fer his birthday.
What T actually get him fer his
birthday.
A Chuck Norris ll
plush with 10
phrases.
And a Katana sward umbrella.
Happy Birthday!
He is waiting at. a bus step
when he decides call me.
This then gives me an idea.
T decide have a little fun
with this because his birthday is
in a couple days and he is very
gullible.
He ends up believing me.
What? ***** We that was just a
complete guess. Did yeu really
get me that? l"
lall: -e
What hew cerld yeu get me
samething like that? l Hew am T
supposed hide that frem my mam?
Please tell me this is a jakel"
Well T have the bus is here
new, T will text yeu abaut this"
ferget mention T teld him it
was a guy)
A melee mug and Eaten mints.
And all it will be wrapped in
this. Eaten wrapping paper.
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Submitted: 03/01/2012
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#1 - thekidwoo (03/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Someone's trying to get laid.
#13 - lazystoner (03/03/2012) [-]
YOU'RE GETTING ME ALL THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?! Baylee your bed is getting destroyed that night.  ;D
YOU'RE GETTING ME ALL THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?! Baylee your bed is getting destroyed that night. ;D
User avatar #7 - lolzordz (03/02/2012) [-]
wow she really likes this friend
User avatar #11 - Squidly (03/02/2012) [-]
those are the chillest ******* presents
#9 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2012) [-]
Think geek much?
User avatar #8 - ichigoli (03/02/2012) [-]
i would move to the rainiest city in the world just so I could use that umbrella
**** living in a semi-arid desert state
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