AWESOME!

**eryomama rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at I Enjoy Cancer ** MFW I get minty fresh nippers

"Hey guys I heard that if you rub Bengay on your balls you get high"

my nipples smell minty fresh now.

I regret nothing.

I tried it...it actually works

**quazek rolled a random image posted in comment #4557258 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I use my parents' toothpaste and have an allergic reaction.

Really? I might try this

Putting toothpaste on your nipples is kids' stuff.
If you REALLY want to get high, try fapping with Bengay

You can also get high by putting bengay on your ballsack.

Speaking of stupid-drug-related-like-stuff
Apparently kids are starting to drink hand-sanitizers because of the small amounts of alcohol in them. Seriously.. there are even guys cooking the stuff up to sell little shots to dumb kids.

I tryed the toothpaste thing....Woke up with my friend asking me where we were..we were at his house...true story.

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Having sex with strangers **

You actually do get high from this...

The fluoride in toothpastes fluoridates the fatty acids in the nipples causing Hydrofluoric acid to be created and enter the bloodstream. This suppresses nerve activity, which causes euphoria.

i actually tried it, and it half worked. but then after i took it off, my nipple was as sore as fuck

OH BOY

Someone in my biology class literally asked the teacher about this.
Mfw

This sounds like something 4Chan would create.