A BAG OF WEED?!. Give him the chair.. Guys, this is a serious topic. A couple of days ago, my cousin injected 4 marijuanas and snorted 3 more. He overdosed and is currently in the hospital on life s
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A BAG OF WEED?!

Give him the chair

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User avatar #58 - tangentialrex (11/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Guys, this is a serious topic.

A couple of days ago, my cousin injected 4 marijuanas and snorted 3 more. He overdosed and is currently in the hospital on life support. The doctors say that they can't operate until this comment has 500+ green thumbs.

Thum dis if u cri errytim.
#34 - xblueflamex (11/05/2012) [-]
This is not what happens at all. Not even close, most people who are caught with weed don't even get in trouble, stfu.

Pick related, it's the comment section.
#56 - sanepane (11/05/2012) [-]
THE COMFY CHAIR?!
#112 - rafikithenig (11/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This post makes me uneasy.

One sunny morning I was packing a one hitter to toke before running some errands and and my door got split in two and ten armed dudes come raging in and slam me to the ground. What did they find? Just a bag of weed.

My neighbor wrecked his motorcycle while he was drunk and got a nice fat disability check for it.

Anyone else see how fucked up these laws are?
#115 to #112 - captainwow (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's true. The only thing worse than the laws themselves are the people that blindly follow them just for being a law. They'll accept anything as fact as long as it's on paper and signed by the right people.
#79 - CopiousConcept (11/05/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, you can go to Federal Prison for having a big enough jar of flowers.
In all seriousness, you can go to Federal Prison for having a big enough jar of flowers.





User avatar #103 - FoxFatal (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well here's the thing. I've got a bowl of weed right in front of me, and after seeing this post, I feel the need to clarify. Not everyone who smokes is all like "OMG 420YOLO lol". My little cousin posted some shit like that on her Facebook and I told her to take that ignorant shit down. I hate people like that. I smoke and it doesn't take my life away from me and i'm not "heyguise, i smoak wead so i r cool". It's just the fail-ass mentality of the stupid ass people who use it that make it seem so horrible.
#52 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
Then they shoot a kid inside who had a banana, mistaking it for a gun, then realise that it was the wrong house and leave without saying sorry.
#26 - trollins (11/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I think that alcohol should be made illegal, or at least highly restricted. All it does is hold humans back, whether in the form of car crashes, are consuming someone's money through addiction.
I think that alcohol should be made illegal, or at least highly restricted. All it does is hold humans back, whether in the form of car crashes, are consuming someone's money through addiction.
#98 - bummerdrummer (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
im not pro or anti marijuana, and im not pro or anti alcohol.

I think that the government shouldnt have any fucking business in what i put in MY body. period.
#114 - afuzzypenguinmerp (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw I read the chat bubbles in the wrong order
User avatar #71 - fosforgasxiii (11/05/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I have absolutely no problem with people using weed, but I do have a problem with "stoners".
User avatar #84 to #78 - fosforgasxiii (11/05/2012) [-]
With stoners I mean people who are obsessed with weed. The "OMG nazi-govurnment dusn't legalise weed, wat are they doing, if evrione used weed there wuldn't be war and weed cures cancer blablabla, 420 blaze it"-kind of people.
User avatar #67 - ixcarnifexxi (11/05/2012) [-]
A BAG OF WEED, A BAG OF WEED OH, EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG OF WEED! YOU DON'T NEED METH, NO YOU DON'T NEED SPEED CAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG OF WEED!
+5
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#111 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [-]
hey guys i got the weed

im clever rite guise?
#129 - infinitereaper (11/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The United States has 5% of the worlds population.
But nearly a quarter of the world's prisoners.

You can be in-jailed for nearly anything here, and it's pretty messed up.
I don't think the government should have the choice to choose what I put in my own body in the first place.
Nor should they have the power to lay down every aspect of morality in society.

All of these laws... and for what? So that the corrupt and rich 1st class citizens can make record breaking profits every year while the middle class and economy is reduced to a decomposing play thing? I love my country but I hate it's bullshit.
#93 - SubjectThree (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Confucius say:

"Cop doesn't tolerate druggies in his town. He is Family Guy."
User avatar #33 - fyaq (11/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Yes omg you 12 year olds are really kept down by the man!
they say "hey stop smoking that" and take it away

OMG SO KEPT DOWN.

shut the fuck up, if weed were legalized you wouldnt have anything to talk about anymore.
User avatar #35 to #33 - ReeferTrees (11/05/2012) [-]
years of prison...

That is NOT taking it away and saying "no don't smoke this"
User avatar #22 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/05/2012) [-]
It's a recreational drug, so is alcohol. As far as I am concerned, if it is legalised, I won't be smoking it, but that said I am still positive there will be people that do want to use it for recreation or whatever and they should have their right to do that, no one is getting hurt unless they are getting second hand smoke, but even at that we have rules that stop people from smoking in public areas. Why should I care what people smoke? I don't give a fuck, I know like one stoner and he quit cause he was getting too unfit, it really shouldn't be down to anyone other than the individual when it comes down to drugs like this
User avatar #20 - herpdaki (11/05/2012) [-]
If by "bag" you mean "grow-op" then you might get something that size. No one actually cares if a single person has a small amount on them.
Besides, any semi-intelligent police force knows that the only way to get rid of drugs is to remove the source.
User avatar #19 - aldheim (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, because this totally happens. It's not just one cop, don't be ridiculous.
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