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fkn stormtroopers.... Hope You enjoyed . I think I found second important reason why empire lost the war against the rebel, Well You could have noticed the decr

Hope You enjoyed

I think I found second important reason
why empire lost the war against the
rebel,
Well You could have noticed the
decreasing accuracy of storm trooper
shots each next episode, well I think it is
because... Target: thin
SW Epizode ll: Clone Wars ,
no problem...
SW Episode III: Revange of the Sith Thin battlefronts,
creatures, jedi...
mare wonderwhat am
assorting at... forward
will be fine I guess...
Visibility: well... it' sjust * king
impossible to see anything in that...
And that is my theory :)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - spartanprodigy
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(01/24/2014) [-]
Lol i get the joke and its funny.  In episode 1 i remember luke actually saying " I cant see a Damn thing in the helmet."  Or something to the Effect.   
   
However, joking aside the reason is, is because the original batch of clones created was a pure gene code with over 10 years of training.  Then the mighty emprah wanted more clones cheaper, and manufactured quicker, so he had an inferior breed made by some less than spectacular scientists( no one is as good as gene coding than the kaminoians).  And then, he decided to make a copy of a copy of an already faulty clone breed.  So not only are they hardly trained, but they don't have all of their mental faculty.  Hence why Darth Vader employs non clone officers instead of clone officers like the original army.  He literally needs to hire some tard gard to keep the army from eating all the glue.   
   
Im really sorry, it's just I found a time to use my vast and useless knowledge, and I took it.  A moment like this is rare
Lol i get the joke and its funny. In episode 1 i remember luke actually saying " I cant see a Damn thing in the helmet." Or something to the Effect.

However, joking aside the reason is, is because the original batch of clones created was a pure gene code with over 10 years of training. Then the mighty emprah wanted more clones cheaper, and manufactured quicker, so he had an inferior breed made by some less than spectacular scientists( no one is as good as gene coding than the kaminoians). And then, he decided to make a copy of a copy of an already faulty clone breed. So not only are they hardly trained, but they don't have all of their mental faculty. Hence why Darth Vader employs non clone officers instead of clone officers like the original army. He literally needs to hire some tard gard to keep the army from eating all the glue.

Im really sorry, it's just I found a time to use my vast and useless knowledge, and I took it. A moment like this is rare



#13 to #1 - spartanprodigy
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I humbly appologize for my error, I feel really dumb, especially with the a book sitting 2 feet away from me that explains this.
User avatar #6 to #1 - barenoizedub
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Thumbed for Stargate, my favourite of all the star-somethings. e.g. star trek, star wars, err that's pretty much it...
User avatar #8 to #6 - shiningfinger
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[spoiler] Starfire? [/spoiler]
User avatar #3 to #1 - Mr Ronok
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(01/24/2014) [-]
while this is mostly true, the empire almost completely stopped using Fett clones after a new hope. when the death star blew, something like 75% of personnel on board were clones. thats when they started diversifying the clones ranks by cloning off well known human soldiers (when they attempted to clone the clones it resulted in insane clones that were less than useless) and recruiting humans into the stormtrooper corps. the only unit that remained 100% Fett clones was the 501st. by the end of return of the jedi they were pretty close to the only clones left in the storm trooper corps.
User avatar #4 to #1 - Jakerthesnak
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Those pure soldier's were the 501st (aka "Vader's Fist"). They were the ones who captured Princess Leia and invaded Hoth. Pretty much every Empire Victory was due to the 501st. If you played SWBF2, the whole campaign was about the 501st.
#5 to #4 - sanshiiuum
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When I was a young fool, I yelled out "YOU JUST GOT FISTED BY VADER!" in my house when I beat that campaign. It was an interesting day. my brains FW
When I was a young fool, I yelled out "YOU JUST GOT FISTED BY VADER!" in my house when I beat that campaign. It was an interesting day. my brains FW
#7 to #1 - davidteninch
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Except the Empire moved away from clones and started recruiting normal men into their ranks, that's why they sucked.
Except the Empire moved away from clones and started recruiting normal men into their ranks, that's why they sucked.
User avatar #14 to #7 - marohawk
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He is right, I have read almost all the books, did you know that Boba Fett didn't die in the pit? Anyway I mention Boba Fett because his helm gave him a 360 view of everything around him. Kinda like a bunch of monitors sitting right in front of your eyes. Its possible that the storm troopers had these as well but Luke just didn't turn it on or it only responds to the owner. Boba Fett is the ******* best!
#15 to #14 - anon id: 30f0a8d7
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Boba Fett managed to fall into the Sarlacc three times. I just pretend none of them happened if I want to take him seriously.
#9 - krasnogvardiech
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User avatar #16 to #9 - jonathankitty
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Thank you, I needed to laugh very hard.
User avatar #2 - loopymoomoo
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(01/24/2014) [-]
the helmets of the stormtroopers have little tubes that touch your eyes. so you are tunnel visioned
#19 - adu
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Reading that gave me a headache.
User avatar #27 - gentlemanofbacon
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Storm Troopers were just plain recruited men, Where as Clone Troopers were formed and heavily trained.
Something like that
User avatar #28 to #27 - osimonmagus
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Clones and Storms were the same ******* thing.
User avatar #30 to #28 - rollertoaster
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(01/25/2014) [-]
All of the clone troopers who survived the Emperor's rise to power were Stormtroopers. However, the Empire also recruited regular people to serve as Stormtroopers as well.
User avatar #36 to #30 - someoneforamoment
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Then why are they all the same height?
User avatar #31 to #30 - osimonmagus
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Then why weren't any of their voices different? Therefore, all those shown in the movies were in fact clones.
User avatar #32 to #31 - rollertoaster
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The helmet has some equipment which alters the voice of the wearer. If you listen to the way a Clone talked without his helmet on, it sounded distinctly different than if he were wearing the helmet.
User avatar #34 to #32 - osimonmagus
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[citation]
User avatar #29 to #28 - gentlemanofbacon
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Well. Clones are well.. Clones (pretty self explanatory) which were highly trained and stuff. like Halo's Spartans but from birth and not children, and Storm Troopers are (from IV and up) are just less trained men. but from the Birth of the Empire, they used the Last of the Clones to start the Empire and recruited men. but as the Highly trained Ex- Clone Trooper Storm Troopers died from war and shiz, it was just the less Highly trained Man Storm Troopers.
User avatar #33 to #29 - osimonmagus
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You don't understand that it took quite a while from Anakin to become Vadar to conquer the galaxy? Even if it was less than a year you can train them to be extremely capable. And considering they were already cloned they were already created to be as ready for combat and military operations as possible therefore the only training that they would require would be that of actual combat operations as they would have already been mentally prepared to be disciplined.
User avatar #35 to #33 - gentlemanofbacon
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That is a Valid point, but the thing is, Clones were formed and shaped to think like war machines, and to fight like war machines, you must know about Genetic Engineering right? about how they choose the strongest DNA and stuff? well the same is with Clones, Those long necked things chose a strong host to clone them off, and who else but a Bounty Hunter? but over the years from III to IV, The Cloned Troopers Died out, but the Man Troopers were not cloned from a Strong host and well... are just plain men really. so Technically, the Only reason Storm Troopers are worse the Cloned Troopers is because they weren't Genetically Engineered. but I like to refuse the fact that Storm Troopers miss everything because Remember when they Took over and killed nearly everyone on the Rebel Ship at the beginning of IV and Won the Battle of Hoth? And managed to take over the Galaxy? I may be wrong but... meh.
User avatar #37 to #35 - osimonmagus
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[citation]
User avatar #38 to #37 - gentlemanofbacon
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Excuse me?
User avatar #20 - propanex
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(01/25/2014) [-]
Actually.. you see more than that because your eyes are closer to the window... so more view.
User avatar #17 - danzmanz
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(01/25/2014) [-]
GET A DAMN LIFE YOU ALL STAR WARS NERD GEEKS!
THIS TRILOGY DIED YEARS AGO
WHO THE **** CARES
GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!
#21 to #17 - torontoguy
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#26 to #21 - archoflife
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Is that a lure?
User avatar #18 to #17 - bogbean
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you're going to have to be a little more subtle if you want red thumbs for that lovely pink text
User avatar #22 to #18 - unlithe
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didn't the race end?
User avatar #23 - sirkanesixtytwo
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(01/25/2014) [-]
It's not like your eyes are in the back of the ******* helmet.
#40 - anon id: 377b0d47
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Well it certainly makes more sense than the official explanation: their blasters are too powerful and too light-weight, meaning that on full auto the recoil is uncontrollable (a lot like some assault rifles irl, namely the FAL and AK-47, to name a couple). That would be easily fixed just by firing single shots and actually aiming from the shoulder rather than the hip (they have folding stocks as well).

So basically it's either ****** visibility and badly-designed weaponry culminating in lowered accuracy, or they really are as incompetent as we're led to believe.
#39 - kibbleking
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