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#5 - evilhomer (01/05/2016) [-]
Han shot first
#10 to #5 - bigmanblue ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
well yeah
#14 to #5 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah he did and then Lucas ****** it up
#4 - ellasmjer (01/05/2016) [-]
what i imagine happened
#28 to #4 - logicalcommonsense (01/06/2016) [-]
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#37 to #28 - ideletedmyotherone ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
See, if you keep this **** up, everyone is going to get sick of it, and no one wins.
User avatar #45 to #37 - thepizzadevourer [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Speaking of honor, did you lose a bet and follow through or did you just feel like deleting your other account?
User avatar #49 to #45 - ideletedmyotherone ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I just kinda deleted it once, then I realized I couldn't enter **** without one.
It's a little more complicated than that, but I'll spare you the details. I saw a post in the front page making fun of a kid that tried to kill himself, so I deleted my other account, I'm assuming in disgust and/or anger, but then I realized that there's no way to leave made a new one after I realized I lost all my favorites, and most of the site's features.
#42 to #28 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I signed
User avatar #46 to #42 - Zacman (01/06/2016) [-]
I have no way to prove that I'm not this anon. But my name is Zac spelled the same way. Nearly lost my **** .
User avatar #1 - carlonord (01/05/2016) [-]
1st
User avatar #3 to #1 - royplayer (01/05/2016) [-]
You, sir, are no Han Solo.
#7 - captainbalu (01/05/2016) [-]
**captainbalu used "*roll picture*"**
**captainbalu rolled image** who ****** me
#15 - hirollin (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
Somehow, I doubt a woman would ever want to wear a slavery outfit again.

I mean, she was his slave for like years right? **** slave-ish, actual slave, literally on a chain. For years? She'd never wear that thing again.
User avatar #34 to #15 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
It was for a day.
User avatar #24 to #15 - psyachu ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
She was a bounty hunter for a while, then went to save Han. She was captured right after she unfroze him. Han couldn't see temporarily because of the cryogenisis. Leah told him his sight would come back soon. He got his sight back during the escape. It could not have been for more than a couple days.
User avatar #21 to #15 - davidteninch (01/06/2016) [-]
Isn't it implied that only a few days passed between Leia being put in the outfit and their escape from Sarlacc Pit?
User avatar #35 to #21 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Like...A day.
#16 to #15 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Years? More like a couple of days, at the most, after she was captured trying to save Han, it didn't take Luke years to come save them both with Lando.....since they were all together on the Millennium Falcon together at the end of Empire.
#25 to #16 - sedativechunk (01/06/2016) [-]
Now WAIT just a ****** minute...

How do we know for certain Luke didn't take YEARS to rescue them, or at the very least, several months? Think about it. Literally overnight he manages master the force, learn to become a jedi knight, and construct a new perfectly constructed ******* lightsaber from nothing. The amount of time in which he mastered the force always bothered me.

How do we know the plan wasn't to just walk Han right out the place overnight with Leia in her bounty hunter getup and things got ****** up? Sure, Luke said at the end of ESB that he would meet them on Tatooine but he never said anything about some elaborate plan to rescue all of them. And the droids, yes, he snuck the lightsaber in but again, who knows how ******* long the time periods between things were.

One thing with Star Wars; they never imply the amount of time that goes on between things. How do we know the Falcon wasn't hiding in the asteroid belt for weeks/months? It would explain why Leia became attracted to Han more and how Luke spent so much time with Yoda. The moral of the story; Leia could have been Jabba's bitch for quite some time.
#36 to #25 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
because empire takes place in 3 Aby, and Jedi takes place (and starts) in 4 Aby.
#31 to #25 - kewlkrayfish ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
No, there is a year or two gap between films
Here, I googled it for you: boards.theforce.net/threads/time-line-questions-between-esb-and-rotj.12389580/ and these nerds know what they are talking about i think. Also at some point he finds obiwans journal and learns about lightsabers
User avatar #43 to #25 - schneidend ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
You're wrong, because as others have demonstrated, we do know all of these things.
#17 to #15 - tastywheat (01/05/2016) [-]
The chick watched everyone she knows and loves and her home planet be destroyed without even shedding a tear and you think she won't want to put on a bikini because for an hour some fat ass made her wear it?

Do you even Star Trek?
User avatar #19 to #15 - schneidend ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
No, she was a bounty hunter for like a year to get into Jabba's palace, but was only enslaved for a couple days at most.
User avatar #9 - saystupidstuff (01/05/2016) [-]
"Han Solo was found strangled among the exploded remains of the cabin"
User avatar #27 to #9 - gamechap (01/06/2016) [-]
Nice picture
User avatar #18 - darthblam ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I feel like the bikini would smell like Jabba sweat.. not very erotic.
But then again, I don't know what a Hutt smells like. Could smell like strawberries for all I know.
#33 to #18 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying washing machines and dryers don't exist.

The only people who don't wash their clothes in this universe are filthy jedi
User avatar #38 to #33 - darthblam ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Most of the bikini is metal..
User avatar #39 to #38 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
hand washing.
#53 to #48 - scuhbeefluffly ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
top ****** zozzle m8
#6 - jii (01/05/2016) [-]
I mean, If I accidentally porked my own sister, I'd probably go disappear to far off planet as well
User avatar #12 to #6 - bionicpanda (01/05/2016) [-]
that's han tho
#30 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
reminder that jabba definitely did some "cave explorer" with lei during the time she was his slave
User avatar #32 to #30 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
jabba doesn't have a dick from what i can tell.
User avatar #40 to #30 - toaofmemory ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Hutts are hemaphroditic
User avatar #41 - keatontheghostfox (01/06/2016) [-]
But the real question is did han shoot first.
#20 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
THANK YOU
NOW I CAN FINALLY BLOCK YOUR STAR WARS SPINNY SOLDIER AUTISM
User avatar #23 to #20 - spinthatrecord ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
too bad most of it won't be posted in the channel nyeheheheh
User avatar #13 - enemyoftrn (01/05/2016) [-]
She alao did this with Luke.
#50 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
And Then Luke joins in
#8 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, yeah, it did - in a galaxy far away a very long time ago.
#52 - galadvin (01/06/2016) [-]
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and then he died
User avatar #51 - kiaserzerg (01/06/2016) [-]
i doubt she would want to sexually relive being raped by a slug, and i doubt han would force that on her.
User avatar #56 to #51 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Who says she was raped by jabba?
User avatar #58 to #57 - kiaserzerg (01/06/2016) [-]
i stand partially corrected, but i still doubt that she would enjoy reliving it at all.
User avatar #26 - charliethebearjewd (01/06/2016) [-]
This.... not so damn bad. set yer phasers to ****
#2 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Han didnt get an eRekt-ion.... How the hell he shot first???
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