StarWars TR-8R Strikes Back! (part 3)
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#36
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traytor (12/27/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little TRAITOR? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the First Order and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the New Republic, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in baton warfare and I’m the top trooper in of Captain Phasma’s armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another traitor. I will wipe you the **** out with spins the likes of which have never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Comms? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sith across space and your BB-8 unit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred spins, and that’s just with my baton.
Not only am I extensively trained in baton combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the First Order Strormtrooper Battalion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Jakku, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” betrayal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* blaster.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn TRAITOR. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR.
I am trained in baton warfare and I’m the top trooper in of Captain Phasma’s armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another traitor. I will wipe you the **** out with spins the likes of which have never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Comms? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sith across space and your BB-8 unit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred spins, and that’s just with my baton.
Not only am I extensively trained in baton combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the First Order Strormtrooper Battalion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Jakku, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” betrayal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* blaster.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn TRAITOR. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR.
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lonerifter (12/26/2015) [-]
All of this is genius! I always loved the Stormtroopers over the rebels, but now we get a badass Stormtrooper and his extreme loyalty shown to new heights!
To TR-8R, ironically, the most loyal trooper ever!
To TR-8R, ironically, the most loyal trooper ever!
#39 to #1
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YllekNayr ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] 
Professional killjoy in spoiler
Just an FYI, it's not ironic
His name is not actually TR-8R, that's just a nickname people came up for him
Remember, Fin's number was FN-2187
Other stormtrooper number include FN-2199, FN-2000, and FN-2003.
It's logical to assume the spinning stormtrooper had a similar number.
Just an FYI, it's not ironic
His name is not actually TR-8R, that's just a nickname people came up for him
Remember, Fin's number was FN-2187
Other stormtrooper number include FN-2199, FN-2000, and FN-2003.
It's logical to assume the spinning stormtrooper had a similar number.
#46 to #39
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lonerifter (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, but imagine it.
All his life, people suspected TR-8R of treachery, and his name alone isolated him from even fellow Stormtroopers. As such, he trained every day, every night, waiting for the day to prove his loyalty to his brothers in white and black.
Then the day comes when a filthy traitor kills several of warriors that were just like him, with a lightsaber. He doesn't know how the traitor uses the lightsaber, thinking only experienced Jedi could wield them effectively.
He doesn't care though. He throws his shield and blaster without hesitation, and decides it is time. He doesn't do it to prove them wrong, he does it to prove it to himself.
So basically, I'm commenting on the fan nickname being TR-8R when he is the most loyal of stormtroopers.
All his life, people suspected TR-8R of treachery, and his name alone isolated him from even fellow Stormtroopers. As such, he trained every day, every night, waiting for the day to prove his loyalty to his brothers in white and black.
Then the day comes when a filthy traitor kills several of warriors that were just like him, with a lightsaber. He doesn't know how the traitor uses the lightsaber, thinking only experienced Jedi could wield them effectively.
He doesn't care though. He throws his shield and blaster without hesitation, and decides it is time. He doesn't do it to prove them wrong, he does it to prove it to himself.
So basically, I'm commenting on the fan nickname being TR-8R when he is the most loyal of stormtroopers.
#48 to #47
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lonerifter (12/30/2015) [-]
Could be worse. If he deflected blasts from the troopers I would call even more ******** .
I wasn't entirely convinced, but when you see a movie, you can look over a lot for the experience of it.
I wasn't entirely convinced, but when you see a movie, you can look over a lot for the experience of it.
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xxfalconxx (12/26/2015) [-] TRAITOR
i think this is my favorite meme of 2015. keep up the good work and I'll keep thumbing
i think this is my favorite meme of 2015. keep up the good work and I'll keep thumbing
#11
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frostinius (12/26/2015) [-] **frostinius used "*roll picture*"**
**frostinius rolled image** Who won? Who's next? Roll picture for next traitor
**frostinius rolled image** Who won? Who's next? Roll picture for next traitor
#35 to #32
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scruffyguy (12/27/2015) [-]
People value the trait known as "Loyalty". It is theorized that "loyalty" is what led to human civilization.
