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#36 - traytor (12/27/2015) [-]
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little TRAITOR? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the First Order and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the New Republic, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in baton warfare and I’m the top trooper in of Captain Phasma’s armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another traitor. I will wipe you the **** out with spins the likes of which have never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Comms? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sith across space and your BB-8 unit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred spins, and that’s just with my baton.
Not only am I extensively trained in baton combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the First Order Strormtrooper Battalion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Jakku, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” betrayal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* blaster.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn TRAITOR. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR.
User avatar #42 to #36 - thempc (12/27/2015) [-]
change maggot to womp rat and it's perfect
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