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John Bodega
John Beyer; at the 2015 San Diego Comission
International
Born 17 March 1992 (age 23)
Peckham, London, England,
United Kingdom
Alma mater University cit Greenwich
occupation Actor, Traitor.
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Submitted: 01/07/2016
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User avatar #5 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Everyone seems to gloss over the fact that TR-8R dies like right after this
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User avatar #80 to #5 - unikornking (01/08/2016) [-]
In the Star Wars official post where they acknowledge FN-2199, they say there is a possibility he will come back
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User avatar #105 to #5 - cupofprotection (01/09/2016) [-]
Just went to see the movie again...100% dead. But fear not. Kylo ren also yelled traitor and hes not dead. So move along, move along
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User avatar #81 to #5 - Bobtheblob (01/08/2016) [-]
I doubt he's dead. The bowcaster was like, the worst weapon in Jedi Academy. It was only a scratch.
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User avatar #58 to #5 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I hope that the disney execs hear about the internets obsession with him, and bring him back, or give him an anthology movie
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User avatar #92 to #5 - munchlord (01/08/2016) [-]
Marauder Shields died right after his appearance too. Doesn't make him less of a hero.
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#106 to #102 - tangedal (01/09/2016) [-]
**tangedal used "*roll picture*"**
**tangedal rolled image** Damn son, thats some smooth ****
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User avatar #22 to #5 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
The death of a ******* HERO
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User avatar #68 to #5 - slapchoppin (01/08/2016) [-]
he isn't a man he's an idea

he's something we can all strive to be
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User avatar #91 to #68 - thesinful (01/08/2016) [-]
And ideas are blaster proof
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User avatar #7 to #5 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
You cant be sure, all that happens is that he gets some soot on his armor and they leave
Kylo Ren got shot in the side by the bowcaster explosivo maximum 3000 and barely flinched
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User avatar #26 to #7 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Ren was shot somewhere in the lower torso by an enraged Wookiee from great distance. Surely, a grievous wound, but it's the kind that would take a while to kill a person, especially if the bowcaster shot cauterized the wound. (I'm aware that Bowcasters fire actual metal projectiles, but they're also energized and therefore, likely hot enough to cause similar heat damage to a blaster bolt). Considering the angle, the shot may have even missed vital organs, or just grazed them. The energy behind the shot would certainly still cause plenty of damage, however.

The Loyal Trooper, on the other hand, was shot by the very same Wookiee when he was much less emotional and therefore much more focused on proper aim, and the projectile impacted somewhere on his middle to upper back / chest. Much more likely to cause severe damage to the heart, lungs, or spine.

There wasn't just "some soot on his armor", he was shot clean through the upper chest by a metal rod charged with plasma.
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#45 to #26 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude. Han Solo shot (first) him.
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User avatar #50 to #26 - tonyxx (01/08/2016) [-]
Or the much more logical assumption that Kylo Ren wears good ass armor instead of the crappy **** that they give stormtroopers.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but literally everything in your belly area is damn important organs, if you pierce them then **** will be going on inside you fast, not **** you can move around, fight for 20 min, punch constantly and then just dont give a ****
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User avatar #82 to #28 - hurpfry (01/08/2016) [-]
That WOULD be the case, but all TR-8R needs is his heart, for if he stays loyal and true, then the legend will never die.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Never mind the fact that Force-users are known to have healing abilities, right? Certainly not enough to completely repair the damage but presumably somebody as strong in the Force as Kylo Ren would be able to keep himself in one piece long enough to get aid.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
You mean like how no other force user has been able to heal his liver, kidneys, intestines, and the incinerated parts?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Then it's just a plot element, man, what do you want from me? Important characters have almost always survived damage that would otherwise kill or incapacitate them. You yourself mentioned that Anakin Skywalker was cooked in his own ******* blood and he still survived. Maybe it's sheer power of will aided by the use of the Force, or maybe it's just deus ex machina. I don't know what else to say.
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#35 to #31 - yoshtar ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Sith have been known to keep themselves functioning on sheer hatred and anger. It worked for Darth Maul when he was sliced in half so he could return during the Clone Wars animated series, an it worked for "Sleeps with Vibroblades" Darth Sion, who literally fell apart at the seams when Meetra Surik convinced him to let go of his pain and anger.

so there's probably something in there about undying anger.
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User avatar #75 to #35 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
So you're saying they got an unlimited tryndamere ult?
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#107 to #75 - yoshtar ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
yes. exactly that.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
That is literally my point dude, they director could bring him back since people have survived retarded **** before
You arent given a good look at his wounds or his condition after he is shot, they simply leave
So if the director wants to he can come back is what im saying
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User avatar #8 to #7 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeahhh no hes straight up dead
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User avatar #9 to #8 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Only sith deal in such absolutes bro
Its a movie and you didnt see his funeral
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User avatar #10 to #9 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
By that logic everyone on alderaan is fine and dandy
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User avatar #11 to #10 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Theres a difference between seeing people literally explode and have jedi do exposition about their suffering and having a dude get laser on his armor that doesnt penetrate the armor
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User avatar #12 to #11 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Im aware that the armor can theoretically "bounce" an indirect blaster shot. Though that never happens in any of the 7 films. So again. Hes dead
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User avatar #13 to #12 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Youre not getting me, im saying that his death was just about inconclusive enough that the director can bring him back without it being retarded
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User avatar #15 to #14 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Kylo ren got shot by it too, he barely even gave a **** and TR-8R seems to be more fit than he is considering how much faster he is
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User avatar #18 to #16 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Point blank... you mean several meters away?
Not that it really matters when it comes to laser weapons anyhow
Lets say it like this instead then, Anakin survived losing all his limbs and burning alive next to ******* lava, and that took some time before Sheev came to help him
TR-8R could survive as long as the director wants to dude
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User avatar #20 to #19 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
He ******* got cooked in his own blood dude
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User avatar #25 to #21 - admiralen ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying maul is any different¨
hes just some random ass sith who got whooped with 0 character development
TR-8R has stood out FAR from any other stormtrooper with different weaponry, actually acting with feelings, kicking ass etc
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User avatar #44 to #25 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll agree with you that TR-8R could be brought back, but only I think because of this internet hype. Normally, a stormtrooper shot is a stormtrooper dead. However, movie logic dictates that a person is not dead until you see their eyes close and their head roll to the side. Even a certain important person falling off of a cliff could theoretically be brought back in the next movie, because we never saw the actual death. "He fell into water at the bottom and someone found him and stuck him in a bacta tank!" But script-writing ex machina aside, TR-8R is definitely dead.
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User avatar #70 to #44 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think admiralen is arguing that he SHOULD, but that he COULD
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#86 to #44 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude it's not worth it. These faggots seem dead set to want that **** cunt back so they can have a wank during starwars 8
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#24 to #16 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
>Kylo Ren has stupidly powerful force abilities

The guy who got outforced by Rey in a couple minutes, who had basically never used it before then? He's weak as **** .
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User avatar #36 to #7 - norkasthethird (01/08/2016) [-]
that's a sith apprentice, tr8-t0r is just a stormtrooper
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#2 - maggiebella (01/07/2016) [-]
He fought when no one else would
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#76 to #2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Every single other person in that scene was engaged in combat
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#17 to #2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
FN-2199
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User avatar #42 to #17 - limerslimer (01/08/2016) [-]
He is forever TR-8R in our hearts
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User avatar #40 to #17 - SirFail (01/08/2016) [-]
Nines
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
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#89 to #1 - veryfahnyjokes (01/08/2016) [-]
Forever underrated
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#37 to #6 - norkasthethird (01/08/2016) [-]
i love these webms
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User avatar #62 to #39 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
**** yeah a bill wurtz comment thread
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#63 to #62 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
FJ pls attach the ******* video this time
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#34 - chokebee (01/08/2016) [-]
Fixed it.
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#23 - hirollin (01/08/2016) [-]
23 years old, starred as a ****** actor and a ****** character in a multi million dollar movie.
Meanwhile we sit here.. not accomplishing a damn thing.
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#96 to #23 - captnnorway (01/08/2016) [-]
I thought he was the best actor in the movie, and also the most relateable character. He's the only one who recognizes just how ****** their situation is and reacts like a normal person, aka nopes the **** out until he falls for the girl and becomes stupidly heroic of course.
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User avatar #43 to #23 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]
The **** you talking about? I'm on my way to becoming a successful programmer. YOU'RE the one sitting here, accomplishing nothing.
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#47 to #43 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
You're a troll. You're ESPECIALLY doing nothing. Even if you did somehow manage success you wouldn't be adding value to the community simply because you are a troll.
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#48 to #43 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
>trying this hard to convince yourself
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User avatar #83 to #43 - notenoughtortillas (01/08/2016) [-]
there's no such thing as a successful programmer dood
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User avatar #88 to #83 - Marker (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah...... that's wrong
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User avatar #85 to #83 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]
I'd consider a programmer who knows their **** and has no difficulty finding work a successful one.
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#71 to #61 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]
It's ok
>>#48,
to be
>>#47,
jelly.

Really, it's OK. Just keep telling yourselves that just because you're pathetic losers, who are never going to achieve anything in life, everyone is. If you - the almighty gods of motivation and success, haven't managed to achieve something, then clearly it is is impossible and everyone is lying. If you can't climb a mountain, just climb up the nearby hill and yell "TRYHARD FAGGOT!" at everyone trying to climb the mountain.
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#77 to #71 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Whatever you have to tell yourself pal.
Literally no one believes you.
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User avatar #79 to #77 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]
And that changes absolutely nothing. It's one of the fun things about the truth - just because people don't believe it doesn't mean it's suddenly less true. But it's OK, anon. Just keep telling yourself everyone who claims they're not human filth is a lying bastard, trying to look kewl on the internet and trying their hardest to impress you, because you're so unbelievably awesome. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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User avatar #27 to #23 - ZeGerman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
*You sit here
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#33 to #27 - chokebee (01/08/2016) [-]
You sit here too*
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#51 to #27 - unitedabominations (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah some of us like to ride our hoverboards and browse.
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#41 to #23 - hongkonglongdong (01/08/2016) [-]
I thought he was cool. But he could have been so much better.

I've got a giant boner for bog-standard infantry. He could have been the bog-standard infantry jedi, or at least just a hero. But they basically glossed over the fact he was a bog-standard infantryman. By which I mean he basically just turned into your average hero; he ditched his armour, he basically never acknowledged that one dude who died in his arms.
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#65 - saltyfries (01/08/2016) [-]
**** i'm older than him by 3 years... i gotta do something with my life...
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User avatar #67 to #65 - bullettimegod (01/08/2016) [-]
**** i'm older than him by 1 day... I gotta do something with my life.
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User avatar #69 to #65 - alcoholicsemen (01/08/2016) [-]
i got the same year as him
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User avatar #73 to #65 - machiavellianhumor (01/08/2016) [-]
be black. find jew who wants more blacks. become famous basically is your only option
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#57 - fjacctfucku (01/08/2016) [-]
>when you realize he is the same age as you and you have done nothing with your life but waste about 10 gallons worth of jizz
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#59 to #57 - bigjd ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
**** brah, he's younger than me.
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User avatar #74 to #57 - roflstorm (01/08/2016) [-]
10 gallons?

Is that all?
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#78 - whitemale (01/08/2016) [-]
The Wiki mods apparently don't appreciate humor.
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User avatar #94 to #78 - ohemgeezus (01/08/2016) [-]
Humor that is already old and they probably have to fix people editing that on there every day
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User avatar #87 to #78 - Marker (01/08/2016) [-]
Wiki vandalism is a retarded form of trolling
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User avatar #97 to #87 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2016) [-]
I enjoy going onto the wage gap page and making it say there is none such thing in America. Somehow I'm still not banned.
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User avatar #103 to #97 - Marker (01/09/2016) [-]
are you being left "warning" messages
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User avatar #104 to #103 - holycrapimacupcake (01/09/2016) [-]
Nope. They just change it back so I strike again.
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#53 - crim (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
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#101 - alpako (01/08/2016) [-]
i think i know who edited this
a riot control stormtrooper
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User avatar #54 - forsakenxii (01/08/2016) [-]
this **** got old the first day
time to stop
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#46 - ninjasinthedark (01/08/2016) [-]
**ninjasinthedark used "*roll picture*"**
**ninjasinthedark rolled image**
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#100 - veryfahnyjokes (01/08/2016) [-]
Everybody, who worked on SW 7 is a traitor.
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User avatar #99 - udungoofedup (01/08/2016) [-]
He went Greenwich, I'm surprised. It's not that good a Uni...
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#98 - krayon ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
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User avatar #90 - jcjohnson (01/08/2016) [-]
**** I'm a month order than him.
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