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#5 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
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So hows the lower half Maul?
#6 to #5 - foodyquest [OP](12/13/2015) [-]
Pretty sweet they never fall asleep
#7 to #6 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
Daily Life With A Spider Zabrak
User avatar #25 to #6 - buddywuggle (12/14/2015) [-]
So did they get his legs a droid head and torso too?
#26 to #25 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
He was chopped in haft. Ended up on trash planet (the one from the force unleashed game). He made some legs, went crazy. Found by his night brothers. they made him legs. tada
User avatar #27 to #26 - buddywuggle (12/14/2015) [-]
But what did they do with his old legs?
User avatar #33 to #27 - motherfuckingkenji (12/14/2015) [-]
THEY ATE THEM
#13 to #6 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
is this canon? from like a comic or something? idk i just watched the movies a lot and i was pretty sure maul got ****** rekt..
User avatar #14 to #13 - foodyquest [OP](12/13/2015) [-]
Yeah it's canon. clone wars
#2 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
"AT LEAST I HAVE A DICK!"
#36 to #2 - levvy (12/14/2015) [-]
How could he ever send a letter if he died in that film?
User avatar #37 to #36 - boomerpyro (12/14/2015) [-]
nowadays reading your comments just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, one of salty coins and milk
#56 to #37 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
wtf levvy thumbed you up??? isn't that rare?!?!@
User avatar #57 to #56 - plazmaflare (12/14/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #41 to #36 - Thundergod (12/14/2015) [-]
Since for once you seem curious, and since I'm asking for sauce on another pic, I'll help. For the reason known as "fans ******* furious", the ****** survived and exiled himself to the Outer Rim. He got himself some shiny robot legs there and proceeded to become one of the most dangerous people in the Galaxy as the leader of the Shadow Collective. I'm just looking at this from Wookiepedia, but it looks like cool **** . And he does eventually get revenge on Obi.
#63 to #36 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
He survived. Yes, it's canon.
User avatar #53 to #36 - sausydangles (12/14/2015) [-]
Killing yourself is starting to look better and better huh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - foodyquest [OP](12/13/2015) [-]
That the Jedi Order forbids him from using
User avatar #15 to #3 - doctorcamden ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
technically no.
User avatar #34 to #15 - secretdestroyers (12/14/2015) [-]
Attachment is forbidden, possession is forbidden. So, I'm guessing one-night stands and "friends with benefits"-type scenarios are okay.... Now if they expanded more into this in the prequels, I would LOVE to see that!
User avatar #38 to #34 - doctorcamden ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
this information is EU, but jedi are allowed to make love as long as it is purely for the needs of the flesh and contains no hint of attachment to the partner beyond trust and understanding. They must also be monitored by a force sensitive knight/master during, before and after the act to ensure no attachments of love are made.
-S.W.T.O.R (game)

Jedi may also marry and procreate if there is need to do so. (for example; Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi has 5 wives in order to save the species)
-Comics

Also Obi had a love interest in the clone wars show (official canon)
#43 to #38 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
That sounds creepy as **** . "I'm gonna go bang this hotty, could you monitor us?" "Sure bro, you hit that."
User avatar #44 to #43 - doctorcamden ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
yeah it's ****** but it's safe. Stops people falling to the dark side.
#39 to #34 - dirtyjustice ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Friends with benefits who can also use the force....kinky.
Friends with benefits who can also use the force....kinky.
User avatar #45 to #39 - assassindash (12/14/2015) [-]
Well, this....

Is she lecturing him while giving him a force hand job?
User avatar #49 to #39 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, imma need sauce on that
User avatar #50 to #49 - dirtyjustice ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Deep Space 69 - Darth Princess (Like, Share, Die)

Deep Space 69
#64 to #34 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
iirc George Lucas himself was asked about this and basically said exactly that: sex without any commitment is fine, and hell, sometimes the Jedi even make exceptions to their own rules. Point and case: Master Ki-Adi-Mundi, a high council member belonging to a race with an absurdly low birth race, who has multiple wives for that reason alone.
#35 - esmebuffay (12/14/2015) [-]
So there was this rumor awhile ago that Disney was going to make a film (or series of films) about Obi Wan set between episodes three and four. After seeing this statue I desperately want that movie to be made a reality and for Ewan McGregor to have this exact look in it. My idea would be for him to be living a quiet life on Tatooine, trying to keep his head down and not get noticed, when he starts to hear rumors about a crime lord starting to cause a ruckus in the outer rim, which sounds like business as usual to him until he hears that he's a heavily tattooed Zabrak who wields a red double sided lightsaber. He feels duty bound to finish what he started and sets off to find Maul and end him for good and all. It could make an awesome movie, it could be like True Grit but without the little girl.
#54 to #35 - Kaellnx ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
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**Kaellnx rolled image** from your comment, I can hear a fresh prince of Tattoine parody
User avatar #58 to #35 - iqequalzero (12/14/2015) [-]
Now, maybe there has been official stuff made where this is the case, dont know...But any scenario where Maul survives being cut in half and falling probably hundreds of meters into a hole where its all but certain noone is gonna randomly find him....Just seems like wishful fan wank to me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - esmebuffay (12/14/2015) [-]
I would agree, but it's canon all the same. He's a major character in later seasons of The Clone Wars tv series which officially still fits in with the new Disney canon. Unlikely as it is, that's how it is. In the EU there's a sith that was ****** up all kinds of ways that should have killed him and survived purely off his hatred and pain, name was Darth Sion.
User avatar #60 to #59 - iqequalzero (12/14/2015) [-]
Sooo, robotic legs/pelvis?
#61 to #60 - esmebuffay (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. He got better legs later but this was what he looked like between his freaky spider leg phrase and how he looked last we saw him.
User avatar #48 to #35 - donbionicle ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
A shame they had Palpatine kill Maul off in Clone Wars, then.
User avatar #51 to #48 - esmebuffay (12/14/2015) [-]
Palpatine kills Maul's brother, Savage, but Maul escaped. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Maul
User avatar #52 to #51 - donbionicle ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
I could have sworn he died there, huh.
User avatar #42 to #35 - pokedan (12/14/2015) [-]
Pitch it to Disney. They won't listen to you but you might as well
#1 - foamytesquirrel (12/13/2015) [-]
This should be a tiny bit useful.
#4 to #1 - sketchyz (12/13/2015) [-]
Here, have a bigger version.
#32 - gerfox (12/14/2015) [-]
I liked Obi Wan in the prequels.
User avatar #47 to #32 - donbionicle ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
...and? Was that not the general opinion of him? Ewan McGregor did a damn good job.
User avatar #46 to #32 - jimboismynameo (12/14/2015) [-]
He was one of few saving graces
#28 - foodyquest [OP](12/14/2015) [-]
This should come in handy
#22 - hcp (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - guardianatreyu (12/13/2015) [-]
So last we saw Maul he lost his most of his army, his underworld connections, and his mother. There's been no mention of him since then. So is there any likelihood they'll bring him back in Star Wars Rebels, at the very least?
User avatar #9 to #8 - foodyquest [OP](12/13/2015) [-]
In the EU is finally put down for good by Luke. It was always kinda interesting having him just floating around the galaxy.
User avatar #10 to #9 - guardianatreyu (12/13/2015) [-]
I think that's in the old canon.
User avatar #11 to #10 - foodyquest [OP](12/13/2015) [-]
yeah the EU's no longer canon which is a bummer
User avatar #12 to #11 - guardianatreyu (12/13/2015) [-]
And most of the new EU is being written by feminists. God ******* damn it.
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User avatar #21 to #16 - commanderphoenix (12/14/2015) [-]
i was wrong so im deleting these as not to spread misinformation
User avatar #17 to #16 - guardianatreyu (12/14/2015) [-]
In the new comics?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - guardianatreyu (12/14/2015) [-]
Oh, wait. I misread what you wrote. I'm talking about what happened after his brother is killed. Maul didn't die there. Sideous held him prisoner.
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User avatar #62 - xXFairyXx (12/14/2015) [-]
Read it as Darth Paul for some reason
User avatar #31 - ohhahafunny (12/14/2015) [-]
I'll be honest, i thought the signature read, "Darth Paul"
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User avatar #23 - goggins (12/14/2015) [-]
I kind of want to see Maul in star wars rebels... just want to see him fight Vader with that black lightsaber of his.

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