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Imperium "Ultra" Class star destroyer

This is the report of them commander

WM - Imperium
a... _ mm ‘mm "Ultra" class Star Destroyer
Madden Fight, Freudian
Weapons [development Center,
To Wham t May Concern
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teethe everheat that may ealse
stem,
Grand Admiral
Freudian
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User avatar #1 - psychadelicace ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
that is one sexy ship
User avatar #4 - tarnis (06/13/2013) [-]
lol sdsd Freudian nightmare.
User avatar #3 - topperharly ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
and btw. dont know if you play swtor, but if you dont, try it.^^
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/09/2014) [-]
This thing's 100 kilometers...60... ******* ...miles...long...or in other words, nearly as long as the diameter of the first Death Star (120 kilometers)...screw the Death Star! Sic this on the Rebel fleet and the Empire wins the war!
User avatar #7 - cheastnut (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
where the **** do they get all this metal?
User avatar #2 - topperharly ONLINE (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
waaait wait wait wait wait.....the executor is longer than that, its longer than the eclipse.

Executor = 19,000 meters
Eclipse = 17,500 meters

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#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2014) [-]
This is damn giant
User avatar #6 - thekeeperofthumbs (08/17/2013) [-]
The downsides of being overkill.
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