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#99 - thekermitfrog (11/24/2012) [-]
until the greedy Chinese steal it from disney Leading to Obamas reeelection for conspiriing with the chinese leading to romeny ( a duck spitting poop) to loose therefore leading mickey mouse to cut himself at night.
User avatar #100 to #99 - thebritishguy (11/24/2012) [-]
sorry joker cat, I can't understand things unless Morgan Freeman explains them to me
#102 to #100 - thekermitfrog (11/24/2012) [-]
Its quite simple really, you start by reading it in my voice then gazing in awe at the freckles on my face.
#101 to #100 - blahdudeblah (11/24/2012) [-]
There once was a man who called himself thekermitfrog. He was a strange kind of man, one who preferred the company of men over women. He also liked to suck cock.

He spent his days on the internet posting comments that made little to no sense.

And everyone who's reading this just lost the game.
#105 to #101 - thekermitfrog (11/24/2012) [-]
On the weekends this Kermitfrog man would listen to the beatles while watering his negro on the front lawn, knowing it was alright to have exotic pets.
User avatar #108 to #105 - exotic ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Another point for pet mentions
#107 to #105 - blahdudeblah (11/24/2012) [-]
He also enjoyed having his negro engage in anal intercourse with him while choking him vigorously.

Of course he did this while his negro's friend had sex with his wife, which would explain why none of his children are white.
#109 to #107 - thekermitfrog (11/24/2012) [-]
The choking would go on for hours.
The choking would go on for hours.
#111 to #109 - blahdudeblah (11/24/2012) [-]
lmao.   
   
Have some thumbs good sir, for rolling with my jokes as easily as you did.
lmao.

Have some thumbs good sir, for rolling with my jokes as easily as you did.
#112 to #111 - thekermitfrog (11/24/2012) [-]
I only come here for the Luls
User avatar #103 to #101 - thebritishguy (11/24/2012) [-]
it must be true as Morgan Freeman said it
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