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#19 - tarkus (12/04/2015) [-]
My favourite character is that guy that reveal where was Han Solo in the first film.
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#35 to #19 - vladi ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
For a moment I thought you were giving a spoiler about the new film like when... nah just kidding I don't know **** .
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User avatar #60 to #35 - thenewerbooks ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
The setting is in a gallaxy far, far away.
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User avatar #97 to #60 - wobblewub ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
also it takes place quite a long time ago
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User avatar #184 to #97 - ilovehitler (12/05/2015) [-]
I hear hokey religions and ancient weapons are gonna play a part in it.
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User avatar #32 to #19 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Garindan
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User avatar #77 to #19 - unladenswallow (12/04/2015) [-]
"My nose is a penis and my mask is a banged up cheese grater. Fear me, master spy James Dongd!"
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User avatar #1 - fatsigurd ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Padme?
who the **** likes Padme?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - thebballin (12/04/2015) [-]
People who actually watched the movie. While Luke was being a whiny butthead, padme and solo were saving the day.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - dwraith (12/04/2015) [-]
Were you intentionally trying to be wrong, for irony purposes or something?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - thebballin (12/04/2015) [-]
So since I don't agree with you, I'm obviously trolling right? No. Luke's a whiny bitch.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dwraith (12/04/2015) [-]
Padme is Luke's mother, who dies after giving birth to Luke and Leia. Were you looking for Leia?

She was being a badass while Anakin was being a whiny butthead, so you weren't completely wrong. Just the wrong generation.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - thebballin (12/04/2015) [-]
You're right, I'm a moron. Padme is useless. I was thinking of Leia. I think I confused them when I saw Harrison Ford.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - dwraith (12/04/2015) [-]
It's okay. Not everyone can be a massive ******* nerd. Easy mistake.
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#9 to #7 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
that's not really massive nerd territory.


I mean, it's pretty basic **** .


massive nerd territory would be debating whether the jedi council's decision to exile followers of middle-ground philosophies, like Revan or the later subscribers to the Potentium philosophy in fact caused more moderate members of these philosophies to cross the line between light and dark, inadvertently causing the creation of the sith who would plague them for decades.

or debating the usefulness of the executor class line of dreadnaughts, when we have clear examples of ships of the class being destroyed by ships with vastly inferior firepower - such as the destruction of the executor over endor or the sheer amount of damage the Lusankya took from only a pair of Imperial-class destroyers, despite massing 5 times what those ships did, and with a similarly overwhelming armament.

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#128 to #9 - oinos (12/04/2015) [-]
Moar. MOAR YOU GODDAMN MIRACLE OF A MAN. I want to hear Ton-Ton's screams as you tell me the stories of lost ships of the empire and space spiders who bridge the timespace of various outer sectors. I want to hear about Celegians and .... oh oh ... oh ma gerd. Ohhh gerd. OOOoohhh. Oh **** . MOAR.
Moar. MOAR YOU GODDAMN MIRACLE OF A MAN.

I want to hear Ton-Ton's screams as you tell me the stories of lost ships of the empire and space spiders who bridge the timespace of various outer sectors. I want to hear about Celegians and .... oh oh ... oh ma gerd. Ohhh gerd. OOOoohhh. Oh **** . MOAR.
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#135 to #128 - ohhh ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
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#136 to #135 - oinos (12/04/2015) [-]
So... srsly. Moar stuff? I am eager and awaiting. Grant me your nerdly insights.
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User avatar #138 to #136 - ohhh ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Darth vader is lukes father.
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#139 to #138 - oinos (12/04/2015) [-]
Casual. Gitgud.

Folks, look at this casual. Look at him. Now point and mock him for not knowing : that Luke comes back later on as a sith also. BAM. Also Palpatine gets semi resurrected to wage war on the known galaxy. And lets not forget The planet Umbra full of deep sith **** that makes Vader look like a ******* school kid with his first toy Hotwheels compared to them and their powers.



Point and laugh. Do it.
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#141 to #139 - ohhh ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #128 - saxong (12/04/2015) [-]
Missed connections: someone posted some Star Wars deep lore on FJ as anon, you replied 15 hours later.

Makes me sad.
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User avatar #160 to #9 - Churd (12/05/2015) [-]
there is no executor class star destroyer. The Executor was Vaders flag ship. A super star destroyer, the Lusaynka was alsoe a super star destroyer, disguised as a prison on Corusant. There are also, regular star destroyers, victory class destroyers, and dreadnaught class destroyers.
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#161 to #7 - amsel (12/05/2015) [-]
You callin me a massive ****** nerd?
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User avatar #175 to #161 - dwraith (12/05/2015) [-]
I might be. What are you going to do about it, nerd?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - thebballin (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm one of those nerds thats not massive enough to get things like this, but just nerdy enough to not fit in with normal people. What do you do with that?
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#125 to #8 - ohemgeezus (12/04/2015) [-]
>I'm one of those nerds...
Confuses Padme and Leia
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User avatar #44 to #8 - bodox (12/04/2015) [-]
You **** off pleb
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User avatar #102 to #8 - klaes (12/04/2015) [-]
Nerds can fit in perfectly well with normal people. Just don't talk about nerdy/geeky stuff around non-nerdy people and you'll be fine if you have even the most basic social skills.
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User avatar #70 to #8 - opticmonkey ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
That's nothing to do with being nerdy you're probably just a ****** wierdo
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User avatar #31 to #6 - makethingsworse (12/04/2015) [-]
Props for admitting you're wring, bro. Harrison Ford's majesty can cloud anyone's judgement.
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User avatar #95 to #6 - captinchikin (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah Leia is a very acceptable favorite character, nothing wrong with that. Just don't rant unless you know you're right next time.
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User avatar #69 to #6 - matt leaf (12/04/2015) [-]
Balls are more important than thumbs my friend, and you get both.
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User avatar #165 to #6 - Waldowitharedhat (12/05/2015) [-]
Admits he's wrong, gets 317 green thumbs.

Damn, I think you might've just gotten that many thumbs because you said "Padme is useless."

Well, without Padme, Luke and Leia would've never been born. So she's not COMPLETELY useless.
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User avatar #191 to #165 - thebballin (12/09/2015) [-]
I think the thumbs cancelled each other out though, because my other comments on this post were thumbs into oblivion.
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User avatar #10 to #2 - iexs (12/04/2015) [-]
Who the **** likes Luke?

Han ******* Solo
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User avatar #56 to #2 - FrankReal (12/04/2015) [-]
kek
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User avatar #11 to #2 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Dude.... Padme was in the prequels, you're referring to Leia.
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User avatar #22 to #2 - xdiabolicx (12/04/2015) [-]
People who still use the word 'butthead' like Padme.
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#190 to #2 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #1 - sackit ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Padme was decent
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User avatar #170 to #1 - billiamclinton (12/05/2015) [-]
>Natalie Portman

What's there not to love? But honestly, Obi Wan hype.
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#168 to #162 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
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#117 to #1 - thelastelephant (12/04/2015) [-]
I like Padme because she gave birth to better characters.
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#28 to #1 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
My dick likes Padme, who do you like? Little Ani?
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#65 to #28 - fatsigurd ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Ewan McGregor is pretty damn sexy.
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#38 to #1 - philm (12/04/2015) [-]
well, shes played by Natalie Portman. Thas a huge plus
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#118 - cheastnut (12/04/2015) [-]
i'm a terrible person.
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User avatar #123 to #118 - darksideofthebeast (12/04/2015) [-]
myself*
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#153 to #118 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #16 - chucknorrisisreal ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I would've just said Indiana Jones to **** with him.
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User avatar #171 to #16 - billiamclinton (12/05/2015) [-]
President Marshall!
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User avatar #21 to #16 - improbablyyourdad (12/04/2015) [-]
YOU CALL HIM DOCTA JONES
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#54 - maxpaynenarration (12/04/2015) [-]
Revan, by far.
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User avatar #76 to #54 - iqequalzero (12/04/2015) [-]
I think this is in the context of the movies though. Or atleast, the woman involved doesnt look like the type to know the expanded universe, just the movies.
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#116 to #76 - maxpaynenarration (12/04/2015) [-]
GIF
Oh! Movies-wise, Obi-Wan.
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#18 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
I prefer Watto.
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#45 to #18 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Goddamnit anon, outta both trilogies you pick a ******* Jew from a desert planet. I thought /pol/ brought you up better than this.
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User avatar #53 to #45 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Everyone loves watto
anyone who says otherwise is a liar trying to pretend they dont love watto
but failing because of how they love watto

watto is best starwars
watto for president of tattooine
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#111 to #18 - kingdaniel ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Lmao, How could they approved this **** ? He even got that happy merchant pose.
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User avatar #12 - sptnfouroneseven (12/04/2015) [-]
Favorite character?

Commander Cody.
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#61 - imjared (12/04/2015) [-]
i like the storm trooper who booped his head on the door
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#55 - theezachulator (12/04/2015) [-]
SITH LORD JAR JAR BINKS
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#147 to #55 - fralvar (12/05/2015) [-]
**fralvar used "*roll picture*"**
**fralvar rolled image** Oh yes, I only hope he apears in the new one
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User avatar #93 to #55 - DerpScout (12/04/2015) [-]
Actually it's Darth Darth Binks after he became a sithlord.
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#122 - OtisMcWonderful (12/04/2015) [-]
>not choosing the superior smuggler
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#131 to #122 - citation ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
will ferrell?
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User avatar #144 to #131 - OtisMcWonderful (12/04/2015) [-]
I guess that could kind of work.
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User avatar #133 to #131 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
kekd
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#100 - ronnorc (12/04/2015) [-]
"Who's your favorite character?"
"General Grievous"
*Ford Shows up*
"Who's your favorite character?"
"This changes everything, I'll go with Shia Laboef."
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#158 to #129 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Them be cannibal eyes.
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User avatar #68 - varangianlove (12/04/2015) [-]
Harrison Ford is looking more like Gran Solo these days
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User avatar #86 to #68 - thelastamerican (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm comfortable with that.
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#79 - kolya ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Dont know,this guy gave me enough laughs
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User avatar #92 to #79 - stifflimb (12/04/2015) [-]
....Jedi Academy?
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User avatar #94 to #92 - kolya ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
HK 47 from Kotor 1 though Jedi Academy had a nice touch here and there
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User avatar #96 to #94 - stifflimb (12/04/2015) [-]
I really like it, open choices and all was not that usual at that time.
One of my favorite Star Wars game.
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User avatar #99 to #96 - kolya ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I agree,it had some suprises for you when you least expect echo base,speeder chases,rancor fighting and loads of dark jedi but some missions were a little too much bast castle annoyed me,not sure because of the number of enemies or smt else still it gave you the lightsaber and force powers from the start...are there any mods or better yet good mods for it?
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User avatar #103 to #99 - stifflimb (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah some really did bug me, I could never get good at fighting dark jedis, kinda jumped in and hoped for the best.
And the fact you could choose fighting style 1 saber, 2 sabers or the dual as Darth Maul had while giving you free reign over what powers to pick while commenting if you picked a lot of Dark Forces, being able to actually become evil for the first time in game, that was mind blowing.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - kolya ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah i kinda did the dark powers thing and thought no one would notice...like use lightning or drain life and thought what the hell i'm still a jedi...till luke warned me i should be careful
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User avatar #113 to #104 - stifflimb (12/04/2015) [-]
I did like 2/3 dark 1/3 light if I remember right, and then I gone both dark and light in the story, though I was same race Twi'lek with a gold and black armor.
Well wtf, I wanna life drain some bitches!
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#115 - mendelevium (12/04/2015) [-]
Watto master race.



The most blatant anti-semitic joke in a movie that no one cares about
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#143 to #115 - spanishninja ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#189 to #115 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
God ******* forbid you ever have to deal with those ******* people ...
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#91 - stifflimb (12/04/2015) [-]
Easily my all time favorite! incredibly biased by that Episode 1 is my first ever seen Star Wars movie
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#20 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
"Who's your favorite character?"
"yoda"
"Who's your favorite character?"
"..."
"Who's your favorite character?"
"Yoda didn't you hear? **** off ford you are over hyped"
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User avatar #185 to #20 - ilovehitler (12/05/2015) [-]
>favoring hokey religions over a good blaster at your side
Shameful
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#17 - samoaspider (12/04/2015) [-]
my fav Star Trek character is captain Crunch
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#36 - scorcho (12/04/2015) [-]
boring, obvious choice.
but the only correct one.
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User avatar #71 to #36 - giantcondor (12/04/2015) [-]
remember how he got beaten by a blind man. at least jango could kill jedis.
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#187 to #71 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
>killed

Do you even EU?
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#188 to #187 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Oho. You never said killed.
**** me; got confused. Sorry.
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#164 to #71 - deroderpderp (12/05/2015) [-]
I think the time Jango got killed by a black dude was much more embarrassing.
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#126 - magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
<- The undoubtedly best SW character.
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#173 to #126 - megatrollinator (12/05/2015) [-]
Here, have this.
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User avatar #112 - manofparody (12/04/2015) [-]
"Who's your favorite character?"
"Revan.
-A wild Ford appears-
"Who's your favorite character?"
"Revan, bitch. You deaf?"
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