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Being a dragon IRL: you get to be a real lizard with a real skin and underbelly
and a real pair of deathlike horns that are probably ten times harder than a goat' s horns
anyway and a real spike spine that you can slice anyone with and bat wings that are shinier
than ribbons and even a tail spike that lets you stab poachers in the back,
with the ability to breathe real fire and the ability to be real deep underwater without
drowning from a contest (depending on your breed and toleration for
water).
Being a dragon in : you are a set of at LEAST 1424 squares. and nobody, not even
the game itself (looking at you, Ender Dragon) acknowledges that you' re a dragon, probably
because you have to be a block that stands on its hind two legs all the time. you can never
breathe fire, and have to use tools that make as much sense as your birth in the middle of a
Tiki Festival. yourevil. claws, horns. wings. and even crest and spine spikes all retract to be
merely "part of the block." Your scales become as significant as a zombies skin after going
through phase soon of skin purification, which only makes it as good as a normal person' s
skin. you havent turned into an ugly doll they Would try to sell at Toys R Us scares,
but you feel extremely out of place when you try going to other worldliest to make friends.
Everyone else wonders why you are naked, and sometimes looks down upon you whenever
you try smiling a friendly grin to someone else' s face. The only place you might happen to
feel safe is in the water, but then you get contracted vessels that fight inside your body,
essentially choking you. you only hope that prejudgments won' t advance to a more
negative degree.
Being a dragon IRL: you get to be a real lizard with a real skin and underbelly
and a real pair of deathlike horns that are probably ten times harder than a goat' s horns
anyway and a real spike spine that you can slice anyone with and bat wings that are shinier
than ribbons and even a tail spike that lets you stab poachers in the back,
with the ability to breathe real fire and the ability to be real deep underwater without
drowning from a contest (depending on your breed and toleration for
water).
Being a dragon in : you are a set of at LEAST 1424 squares. and nobody, not even
the game itself (looking at you, Ender Dragon) acknowledges that you' re a dragon, probably
because you have to be a block that stands on its hind two legs all the time. you can never
breathe fire, and have to use tools that make as much sense as your birth in the middle of a
Tiki Festival. yourevil. claws, horns. wings. and even crest and spine spikes all retract to be
merely "part of the block." Your scales become as significant as a zombies skin after going
through phase soon of skin purification, which only makes it as good as a normal person' s
skin. you havent turned into an ugly doll they Would try to sell at Toys R Us scares,
but you feel extremely out of place when you try going to other worldliest to make friends.
Everyone else wonders why you are naked, and sometimes looks down upon you whenever
you try smiling a friendly grin to someone else' s face. The only place you might happen to
feel safe is in the water, but then you get contracted vessels that fight inside your body,
essentially choking you. you only hope that prejudgments won' t advance to a more
negative degree.
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