Virginity. Source: Tumblr. thestig [332 i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are you ready" and i answered "aye aye captain's l.". n
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thestig [332
i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are
you ready" and i answered "aye aye captain's l.". needless to say- int
still a virgin
**** he didit remand with " cant hear yo_ u' then he is not worth having sex
92. tet at All'
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Submitted: 11/11/2013
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User avatar #3 - idaho (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i was about to take this girls v-card the other night and i asked her if she was ready, she replied "aye aye captain!!!" , I can't believe I almost got tricked into ******* a pirate again.
#2 - dameush (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he wasted his chance to say "you will remember this day as theday you almost ****** captain jack sparrow"
User avatar #16 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the seeeea

*thrust thrust thrust thrust*

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE!

*thrust thrust thrust thrust*
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Honestly, I would think that makes her even MORE attractive...

Who am I kidding, I haven't had a woman in 8 months, I'd find spiders sexually attractive at this point.
#42 - hudis ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>at party starting to feel tipsy
>girl 6/10 but cute start dancing with me
>we dance a bit, make out
>agree to go upstairs to get it on
> ******** .jpg
>in bedroom, taking clothes off
>want to make sure
>"are you ready?"
>"aye aye captain!!!"
>instantly think "i can't hear you!"
>not sure if she'll get it
>she might think i'm weird
>get nervous and leave asap
>mfw still virginfag
User avatar #21 - thebtardist (11/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you call your virginity your V-card you dont deserve to lose it



Special Eye
#23 - maaarknuuuut (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - kanedam ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the image of the girl smiling at me, or beeing shy replying "aye aye captain" made me smile and get aroused...
User avatar #17 - subaqueousreach (11/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What man doesn't want to be referred to as "Captain"?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ivoryhammer (11/11/2013) [-]
What man would turn down sex from a woman? Many things make me doubt the truthfulness of this story.
#181 - FlyingCaribou (11/11/2013) [-]
Are ya ready, kids?!
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#156 - allcloppersmustpie has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
User avatar #94 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Had something similar happen to me. Wasn't a virgin but she was.

>Be 19 and at home.
>Chillin, playing wow like the gamer I am.
>Get txt from a girl I've been 'seeing'
>not dating, just messing around with
>solid 6/10. not bad but not great either.
>she's a virgin
>Asks what I'm doing and if she can come over and "hang out"
>youknowwhatimean.jpg
>Sure, wasn't doing anything important.
>says she needs to hop in the shower
>hour later go pick her up
>bring her back to my place
>start making out
>getting a touchy-feely
>things start getting heavy
>whisper "you ready to do this?"
>she says "Yes, pooh-bear is all wet"
>wut.img
>look down, see winnie the pooh panties
>Nopenopenope
>Had to abandon ship
User avatar #198 - TheHutchie (11/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
...Is it odd that I can imagine there being a sexy way for a girl to say "Aye-aye, captain"?

I'm thinking something along the lines of Mass Effect's Femshep. Forget the voice actress' name. Jennifer whatsername.
User avatar #120 - randomserb (11/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Donät see how a joking comment can turn a person off that easily.
#178 - weenieandthebutt (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I was about to lose my v-card one time to a girl until she'd stopped the foreplay and told me, "as much as I think you're a hot guy, you seem like you lack experience" etc etc. I then told her that "I know what to do, I watch a lot of porn" and then she just gave me a really blank look and kicked me out of her place. Had to walk 1 and a half miles back in the freezing cold at 4am in the morning. FML
I was about to lose my v-card one time to a girl until she'd stopped the foreplay and told me, "as much as I think you're a hot guy, you seem like you lack experience" etc etc. I then told her that "I know what to do, I watch a lot of porn" and then she just gave me a really blank look and kicked me out of her place. Had to walk 1 and a half miles back in the freezing cold at 4am in the morning. FML
#92 - achphoenix (11/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
a guy wouldnt stop sex because of that
a guy wouldnt stop sex because of that
#169 - thornberry (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>16, at a party
>take a 5/10 upstairs
>gotta give it to 'em sometimes
>start making out, taking off clothes
>she grabs my dick, must want the D
>asks if shes ready
>"aye aye captain"
>instantly sober up
>look down
>patchy the pirate is holding my dick
#203 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled user greedtheavaricious ** who's still a virgin
#205 to #203 - greedtheavaricious (11/11/2013) [-]
Well that really boosts my self-esteem.
User avatar #133 - toastandbananas (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#why do we need to underline things with hashtags
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