every night at exactly 1:30
>see baby spider in corner of bathroom
>going to kill it but i decide on to because it's so tiny
>see it every night at that same time
>never, never see it during the day
>go on about 6 months seeing spiderbro every night
>WOW, he's getting big!
>wake up one night, around 3 A.M.
>summer, sleeping shirtless
>see spiderbro on my chest
HE IS A SHE, BLACK WIDOW
>don't want to frighten it into biting me, so i don't move
>spiderbro looks into my eyes
>i didn't kill her, so she returned the favor!
>still see spiderbro every few days
>since she's poisonous, i put her in a cage
>that's right, i have a pet black widow
if you liked this one, i'll post some other stuff that happened involving spiderbro