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#87 - EdwardNigma
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(01/10/2013) [-]
>Acquire baby Goliath Bird Eating Spider
>Leave it in your house, not in a cage, feed it so it knows you are its master
>Name it 'Mr Happy Fangs'
>Become comrades for life
>Girl problems? Mr Happy Fangs will take that bitch down
>Spider girl problems? She can deny Mr Happy Fangs but can she deny a ******* shoe?
>House forever clean of insects