Lonely Spiderbro not welcome

OP is from Australia, its an everyday occurrence there

This might come in handy then.

Actually it did just wander in, but just into the garage. I'm in Texas by the by, apparently it was a trapdoor spider. His name is now Fluffy.

a taranchula...snuck in...to your place of residence, aaaand you're cool with this.

Well... "cool" is a very strong word. But if by "cool with it" you mean I didn't burn down the house and move to another state, then Yea I was cool with it. But this was a unique situation, it was freezing cold and raining outside and he just came in to get warm. He freaked out my friend so I walked him about 30 feet away and let him go and he came back. So the way I see it is I could either give him a home and know where he is all the time or suspect that he was always hiding near by in wait for the rest of my life. I stand by my decision.

in the mean time

Time to dance!

and then transform

and then invite a friend over to join the party.

party indeed

okay...... who brought crabs to the party??

nigga ive seen a pixel get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?

nigga ive seen a cat get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?

nigga, ive seen a rock get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?

Always preferred my pet scorpion honestly

I can let Spiderbro have you.
He hooked me up with a better date anyway.

Beat me by 1 minute, well then

and the award for the biggest wut goes to...

There's also one with a man fucking a scorpion.

Well, I find it more fun than most #cutforbieber posts that end up ont he frontpage. Can't hate on spiderbro.

and then it goes down his ass

and then it goes up his ass

down came the excretion and wiped the spider out
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the crack again

Oh gods that gave me the heebie jeebies