Yo Mama. Yea I know in the movie they say "Dorothy Mantooth," but it didn't feel relevant to this post. So yea. NO PENIS SUCKS: www.funnyjunk.com/chan anchorman yo mama
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Yo Mama

Yea I know in the movie they say "Dorothy Mantooth," but it didn't feel relevant to this post. So yea.
NO PENIS SUCKS: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/tv-comics/No+Penis+Sucks/GkDtDTx

YO mama is so fat that her bellybutton
gets home 15 minutes Before she does
Yo mama is so ugly that the government
moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama' s so fat that the Sorting Hat
put her in all Four houses!
Yo mama' s so round that she makes a
Powerball look flat!
I will smash your race into a ',
and "IE" lake = mulher ."
tor I' nice s_ earned dinner
M V and never can her again
MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
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#24 - craftycheesewiz (12/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#37 - zarender (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Yo momma is so fat that I'm white and don't know how to do this.
#6 - herecomesjohnny (12/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
#237 - pardonmyswagger (12/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**pardonmyswagger rolls 8**
#176 - evilpotato (12/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #130 - Gooooblaster (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Yo momma so fat....SHES FAT!
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#116 - lyoscraffe (12/17/2011) [-]
< my favorite yo mamma joke
#59 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1029445 at FJ Pony Thread ** YO MOMMA so ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judges said "SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS!"
#63 to #59 - tinylikespie (12/17/2011) [-]
********* ******** , THAT GUY GOES TO MY SCHOOL, AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. WHAT THE ACTUAL ****
User avatar #175 - sherrine (12/17/2011) [+] (21 replies)
Yo mammas so poor, I walked through the front door and ended up in the backyard
User avatar #188 to #184 - sherrine (12/17/2011) [-]
**** yo mom!
#15 - ElBumbleBeeTuna (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat Her right
#8 - theDREADFULone (12/16/2011) [-]
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#162 - thebattlefield (12/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #132 - epicosity (12/17/2011) [-]
YO MAMA SO FAT, THAT WHEN PEOPLE KILL HER ON CALL OF DUTY, THEY GET A 5 KILL STREAK.
User avatar #125 - comexx (12/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
yo mama sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old that when I told her to act her own age


SHE DIED!

P.S. I'm new here how do I post images?
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