School Physicals. This is kind of a re-post. The comic has been re-tooled so hopefully the meaning is clearer... MFW about to get a boner at the doctor during puberty
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School Physicals

This is kind of a re-post. The comic has been re-tooled so hopefully the meaning is clearer.

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User avatar #96 - bakawaka (06/04/2013) [-]
i was about 15 when i got my first physical.
the fun part was that i didnt know i was getting a physical. dude just kinda shoved his hand down my pants.
#88 - stocxt (03/24/2013) [-]
>tfw the only time I had a hot female doctor was when I was too young to even get a boner.
>tfw all the pediatricians I got after that were men probably too old to get boners themselves.
#82 - mahneke (03/24/2013) [-]
Smug bastard!
#81 - spiritofvengeance (03/24/2013) [-]
mfw when I get a hot female doctor
mfw when I get a hot female doctor
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User avatar #86 to #77 - misfitsftw (03/24/2013) [-]
look at the comment below you.
User avatar #75 - kyrill (03/24/2013) [-]
am i the only guy that doesn't ever get physicals..
User avatar #87 to #75 - misfitsftw (03/24/2013) [-]
look at the comment above you.
#74 - crazyolitis ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Looks like that little ****** is going back for more. He's going to be a pimp.
User avatar #68 - samjamfan (03/24/2013) [-]
nobody noticing he's going back in
#67 - moofinbanana (03/24/2013) [-]
If you do get a boner, just look at your doctor like this.
#66 - xerardo (03/24/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Minnesota and have to get one every two years
#63 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
When I first saw this, I didn't see the "girls: boys:" text. I thought it was a little boy dressed as a girl going into get examinated by a male doctor who got a boner.   
   
What the 						****					 brain.
When I first saw this, I didn't see the "girls: boys:" text. I thought it was a little boy dressed as a girl going into get examinated by a male doctor who got a boner.

What the **** brain.
#62 - mrcheekyface (03/24/2013) [-]
MFW my physical was done by a male doctor somewhere in his 40s and didn't get a boner.
User avatar #61 - jaevel (03/24/2013) [-]
I newer really got the joke.. anybody care to tell me?
User avatar #65 to #61 - xerardo (03/24/2013) [-]
if you live in the states and want to play a sport at your school you have to get a physical exam to make sure you are physically able to play without hurting yourself. for guys the nurse usually goes near your balls to see if you have hernias, and if the nurse is a female, that usually causes boners to younger kids
#60 - helenwheels (03/24/2013) [-]
sc-school physical....?
User avatar #57 - Matiriver (03/24/2013) [-]
I actually had a female doctor check my penis, and let me tell you, SHE WAS THE FIRST GIRL TO GIVE ME A BONER. I was 13 or so and she was well in her late 20's, and OH GOD DID IT FEEL GOOD WHEN HER HANDS TOUCHED MY DICK AND BALLS :D
User avatar #84 to #57 - alstorp (03/24/2013) [-]
That's fukken gross.
User avatar #64 to #57 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
.........they're not supposed to do that. They don't check the actual member for prostate issues.
Dude. You got molested.
#78 to #64 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
You can't molest the willing.
User avatar #69 to #64 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
That or he's completely lying about it because in his mind it makes him seem cool.
User avatar #80 to #69 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
But why would anyone lie on the internet?
User avatar #90 to #80 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
Why does the narwhal bacon at 12? Because I jack off at 11.
User avatar #91 to #90 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't want to know this.
User avatar #92 to #91 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #93 to #92 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
It's ok. I think i'll forget this whole conversation now. Bye
User avatar #76 to #69 - xgeneration (03/24/2013) [-]
a person can dream
User avatar #59 to #57 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/24/2013) [-]
so i'm guessing you're what... 14 now?
User avatar #89 to #59 - Matiriver (03/24/2013) [-]
Dude.... I'm 22 -_- and btw, the hell do prostate issues have to do with this??? I never said anything about that
User avatar #94 to #89 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/25/2013) [-]
Physical examinations are usually meant for hte prostate... i dunno, your **** storm dude not mine
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (03/24/2013) [-]
ahaha I remember this. Anyone else remember the penis inspection part of the physical in school where the gym teacher would take you behind the bleachers for more privacy?
#52 - ishotthedeputy (03/24/2013) [-]
MFW about to get a boner at the doctor during puberty
User avatar #42 - thatguywatchingu (03/24/2013) [-]
Anyone gonna let me know what a physical is? Either we Brits don't have them or I'm being a dumb.
#55 to #42 - SrslyWtf (03/24/2013) [-]
They're when your P.E. teacher inspects you in his office, only a few do though
User avatar #51 to #42 - mexicandudeinsd (03/24/2013) [-]
i live in west usa and i never heard of them.....
#50 to #42 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
Physical exams.
#48 to #42 - xtheherox (03/24/2013) [-]
To be more specific that somedumbcomics, no discredit to his answer, it's used in the states to check if the subject is physically fit enough to do certain things like sports. That's what they are mainly used for - sports. Also the part everyone supposedly gets a boner at is when the nurse touches your balls, you cough, and stuff. Makes sure your intestines didn't fall in the gap made when your balls drop.

TL;DR Only way op will get his balls touched by a women
User avatar #49 to #48 - somedumbcomics (03/24/2013) [-]
Actually, to be even MORE specific the comic (as it is labeled) is talking about a school physical which is a requirement for most states for everyone who attends school. Yes, there are physical for sports...those are referred to as "sports" physical. Can they be done at the same time? Sure can...and they usually are.

For one thing, the comic is not referring to the "turn and cough test." Which, by the way, if someone told you that test was done to make sure your intestines didn't fall in the gap made when your testicles dropped then you are seriously misinformed. That test is actually to test for a hernia (the protrusion of an organ or tissue through an opening in its surrounding walls, especially in the abdominal region. )

The comic is based on an actual occurence with my son. He was getting a regular school physical and the doctor who happened to be young, attractive and female (and Korean, but this isn't really germaine to this topic) and lightly touched him while examining him. Being the typical boy he is, the touching felt good and he was at "full strength," much to the chagrin of his mother. He, himself, was actually embarressed as well and said, "it just does that sometimes."

I have very rarely heard of anyone popping a boner during a "turn your head and cough" exam especially since during this particular exam, the doctor doesn't actually touch your balls. If your balls have been handled during this particular exam, the you probably have bigger problems on your hands.
#95 to #49 - xtheherox (03/25/2013) [-]
But i thought that caused a hernia? anyway i was out done by this man and he informed me so claps for you and un thumbo.
But i thought that caused a hernia? anyway i was out done by this man and he informed me so claps for you and un thumbo.
User avatar #43 to #42 - somedumbcomics (03/24/2013) [-]
A checkup by a doctor.
User avatar #44 to #43 - thatguywatchingu (03/24/2013) [-]
I guess I probably could have figured that one out. Thanks anyway.
User avatar #19 - codyxvasco (03/24/2013) [-]
Physicals are never at my school.


And I just try to ignore the fact i'm having my nads felt up.
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