Meeting the new girlfriend/boyfriend. .. >marry a lawyer >never win another argument again >doomed to a life of sadness >suicide is imminent >family's life destroyed >wife quits pract new girlfriend boyfriend Mom dad difference
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User avatar #4 - aahrg (04/13/2013) [+] (66 replies)
if my daughter came home and her boyfriend was an investment banker and yale graduate, i'd be happy to let them go out.

if she came home with some thug she found one night while clubbing, i'd have a problem
#5 to #4 - mountaintroll (04/13/2013) [-]
You're 13, what daughter.
User avatar #11 - jajathezombie (04/13/2013) [+] (47 replies)
I'm a lesbian who was raised by a single mom. Every time I bring a girl home who I genuinely like, my mom thinks she's not good enough for me. Yet every time I bring home a girl I just want to **** , my mom starts planning a ******* wedding.
User avatar #12 to #11 - grrphc (04/13/2013) [-]
Your first sentence was entirely irrelevant.
#51 - thatkiddonovan (04/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>marry a lawyer   
>never win another argument again   
>doomed to a life of sadness   
>suicide is imminent   
>family's life destroyed   
>wife quits practicing law falls into drug abuse   
   
   
Never marry a lawyer.
>marry a lawyer
>never win another argument again
>doomed to a life of sadness
>suicide is imminent
>family's life destroyed
>wife quits practicing law falls into drug abuse


Never marry a lawyer.
#3 - sksyslses (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**sksyslses rolled a random image posted in comment #334 at Titel ** MFW I read " It's a Caucasian this time" not "It's castration time"
#6 - BustaNinja (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Every time I introduce a girl to my parents, my mom looks at her with a completely straight face and says "I hope you are having good sex". My super christian ex got really offended, and super self conscience. My current girlfriend said "Oh we are, and can give you some pointers if you like". My girlfriend beat my parents at their own game.
User avatar #89 - Ottovan (04/13/2013) [+] (15 replies)
The reason fathers don't want their daughters dating boys is because MEN KNOW HOW MEN WORK.

WE KNOW HOW OTHER BOYS WORK, SWEETHEART.

I pray to god my daughter is a lesbian...
#110 - setittowumbo (04/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Oh god. Now I'm wondering if my boyfriend's mom thought this. I mean she said "You're welcome over anytime." But what she probably meant was "I'm going to use as a sacrifice to Satan if you don't let go of his hand you little whore."
User avatar #124 to #117 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
No, but you CAN select it again and render it virtually invisible.
User avatar #87 - Katzie (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have never shown a girl to my parents. Whenever I plan to go somewhere with one, I just say I'm hanging out with the guys. This is all to avoid awkward conversations.
It also means they think I'm gay.
#85 - ghouleyed (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I daubt my parents ever see me bringin girlfriend home at least while i am alive some might come to my funeral if lucky enough.
I daubt my parents ever see me bringin girlfriend home at least while i am alive some might come to my funeral if lucky enough.
User avatar #9 - wittypotato (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If she's a lawyer she'll get his house and his parents house in a divorce anyway.
#153 - xxeternaleclipsexx (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in History class first thing in the morning
>Hear guy and a slightly overweight girl talking in front of me
>They just became a couple
>It's now after lunch, 10 minutes late for class
>Go down long corridor, near the stairs
>Reach the stairs, notice that same guy and overweight girl ******* like sour grapes in the space beside the stairs and wall
>He says "DOES MY BAGUETTE FEEL GOOD IN YOUR MOIST MUFFIN, BABE?"
>Mfw
#158 - injerseyforever (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"No man is good enough for your little girl, until one is."
User avatar #135 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2013) [-]
to the nooder scooter!
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#2 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
i swear i thought she said literace
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