Dad meets the new girlfriend/boyfriend. Dads react very differently when they meet their son's girlfriend, than when they meet their daughter's boyfriend.. Fil
Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

Dad meets the new girlfriend/boyfriend

Dads react very differently when they meet their son's girlfriend, than when they meet their daughter's boyfriend.

Fil PAD, HI PAD,
MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. MEET MY NEW
I' M ENDING TO tur OFF
PENIS AMI? BEAT
STRAIGHT!
c) ' ipablo
...
+965
Views: 36874
Favorited: 47
Submitted: 02/23/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to somedumbcomics Subscribe to somedumbcomics E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #41 - twistedwoodthing (01/29/2014) [-]
I've never really understood this stereotype. I mean, yes, dads want to protect their daughters, but I've never had my father even act ********** of the guys my sister and I date. Frankly that kind of protectiveness is a little creepy. Has anyone actually experienced this?
User avatar #42 to #41 - somedumbcomics (01/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I wrote the comic...so yes, I have experienced that protectiveness.
User avatar #43 to #42 - twistedwoodthing (01/29/2014) [-]
That sucks, man. I kind of got it in the opposite direction from my mom who was concerned, with the guy I'm seeing now, that I was settling. This, a year after she asked my sister if I was a ******* . There's no winning.
On the plus side, that some sick orange text you got there.
User avatar #44 to #43 - somedumbcomics (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm the dad. And yes, the orange text is awesome.
User avatar #45 to #44 - twistedwoodthing (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh geez, I hope that's not the reaction to all guys they bring home, just the seriously bad news ones.
#34 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
So I guess there are advantages to being gay after all.
User avatar #31 - starblood (02/24/2013) [-]
So... the dad's a homophobe?
#32 to #31 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
no. the one on the left is his daughter
User avatar #33 to #32 - starblood (02/24/2013) [-]
...the left frame... I don't even...
#28 - mrbosss (02/24/2013) [-]
i love how jolly he looks in the second picture.
i love how jolly he looks in the second picture.
#24 - repperly (02/24/2013) [-]
**repperly rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Odd Laws 2 **
MFW he actually cuts his dick off and beats his dog with it
User avatar #15 - krisaeron (02/24/2013) [-]
The dad is the same ******* guy. Is he living a two family type of life?
User avatar #21 to #15 - multimedia (02/24/2013) [-]
Are...are you retarded?
#16 to #15 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
>Have son
>Have daughter 9 months later
>Son comes home with girl
>Ohgodhesnotgay.jpg
>Daughter comes home with dude
> ************************************************** .jpg

I don't understand why the father can't be the same guy. It's possible for people to have 2 children, you know.
#29 to #16 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
It's because penis..
User avatar #22 to #16 - legionofmudkip (02/24/2013) [-]
The kids and the dad do have the same hair color
#18 to #16 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
You're right, anon. Absolutely right.
#14 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
one time, i was 17, i met a girl for the first time, she came from another town so i had to sleep at her place (i wasn't even mad), then i met her father, it was late, about 10 in the night when we arrived. he was in the living room and was ironing some shirts. i step up to him, look him deep in the eye. say : good evening sir. AND I SWEAR TO ALL GODS OF tHE INTERNET all he was hearing was : hi, i'm here to BANG you daughter. i could see it in his eyes, i heard something break inside of him. well, needless to say that i was banging her like her ***** were made of gold. but that was the weirdest situation i ever had with some girls parents.
User avatar #13 - serotonin (02/24/2013) [-]
I cant remember the name of this psychological effect\theory .... Basically what happens is that sexual impulses are converted in to protective ones when you around someone while he or she is growing up.
+3
#11 - mattdoggy has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #11 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
all i can hear is "my father and i are both one of those ******* guys who needs to feel superior so i use my female family members and put them and any potential mate in an uncomfortable situation so i can show how totally alpha i am because i was beat as a child"

seriously getting ******* tired of seeing this **** with my boyfriend. Every time his 15 year old cousin gets a boyfriend he starts gearing himself up before he even meets the kid. The **** ? Are guys that insecure?
#17 to #11 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
>Later that night
Honey, are you still a virgin?
Yes.
******** , lemme check.
User avatar #7 - thepastryistrue (02/24/2013) [-]
"So... you are the new fertilizer of my daughter? You can call me Master Overlord McMigglepuff. Before you get to put your ******* inside my daughter, I'll give you three trials..." and so on. I'm looking forward to that moment.
Whereas for the son: "So... you are the new masturbation device of my son?"
#6 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
LOL I remember that one time I went to my friends house and the first thing she says is "Hey dad this is the guy i told you I was going to marry" I just said " What?" and her dad just looks at me and says "I thought i had him killed" after an awkward silence he just goes "Ha ha ha ha relax buddy I'm just kidding" everyone started laughing, it was a really great day ha ha ha ha ha....oh god I'm scared
+3
#10 to #6 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #10 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
she just said that, she was kind of a slut though, one time she invited me over and she kind of dry humped me and then made me sneak out the back when her dad got home, I almost had a heart attack
#5 - breakfastlunch (02/24/2013) [-]
<--Some fathers
#1 - hahahahayes (02/23/2013) [-]
HhahahaHAAHAHAHahaha YEYESyEYSYSyy!11
#37 to #1 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/02/2014) [-]
smells like obvious troll
User avatar #38 to #37 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/28/2014) [-]
Well duh
Look at his red thumb lightsaber!
User avatar #39 to #38 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/28/2014) [-]
And you took 26 days to reply because..?
User avatar #40 to #39 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/28/2014) [-]
Just found it
#9 to #1 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 to #1 - mastaeddo ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
HAHAHAYhdyahsydhayhahahah NO!
HAHAHAYhdyahsydhayhahahah NO!
#4 to #3 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
off topic, but i just watched that scene in Nichijou xD
 Friends (0)