level 18
Nord

>decide to massacre dragonsreach guards and all other available to kill npc.
>finished with guards, managed to fus ro dah the immortals down from the balcony.
>come back, find lydia chasing the children with a giant warhammer
>laugh so hard i cry
>lydia starts shooting fireballs and still chasing the children
>laugh so hard i fall of my chair and hit my head, still laugh.
>mom walks in
>i still laugh
>5 minutes later i still laugh a bit.

imperial
at the time i was level 12
>i killed lydia so i can get a dog
>me and my dog are unstoppable together
>fighting a frost troll
> frost trolls health is low same with mine
>frost troll decides to power hit me
>I have about 2% health left
>trolls about to attack again
>my dog attacks him from the back
>trolls puts his attention on my dog gives me enough time to escape
>troll kills my dog
>dog sacrificed himself to save me
feels bad man

Imperial
Level 13
>Died several times from the same dragon on my way to Fort Hraggstad
>Lure dragon to Fort Hraggstad
>Let the dragon and the bandits duke it out while i hide behind a rock
>Kill remaining bandits
>Scared and lazy ftw

Nord
39
> Get bounty to kill giant
> Go to his camp
> Fus Ro Dah his back making his face land into a rock
> Face gets stuck, body starts flailing around
MFW

dont get drops from it, falls to fast to aborb soul, no word of power nearby.

gj wasting at least 50 arrows.

Nord
twenty-something
>running around whiterun
>walk into house
>run into a boy named lars
>lars says "its no fun being pushed around"
>go to dragonsreach
>get assigned quest to get some shit for that mage
>walk back out
>run into lars again
>"its no fun being pushed around"
>go quest
>fast travel to whiterun instead of dragonsreach because i was a newRon Paul hater to skyrim at the time
>leave dragonsreach for whatever the next mission was
>run into lars just outside of the whiterun doors
>"its no fun being pushed around"
>do a bunch of quests
>return to dragonsreach because i need to trap a dragon
>go outside
>run into lars again
>"its no fun being pushed around"
>FUS ROH DAH the fuck out of lars
I fucking hate lars.

also

>running around markarth
>run by some guy
>"Do you know anything about this house? Seen anyone enter it? or leave it?
>run by him
>later
>"Do you know anything about this house? Seen anyone enter it? or leave it?
>later
>"Do you know anything about this house? Seen anyone enter it? or leave it?
>reminds me of lars
>finally talk to him
>he wants me to do a quest
>say no because he reminded me of lars
I fucking hate lars.

and then later i learned that you get a beastly mace if you complete that quest so i did it anyway

and just remembered

>just "defeated" Alduin
>he flies off
>speaking to paarthenax
>all of a sudden, in mid sentence, he just starts flying around like a little bitch
>cant hear anything hes saying
>i can respond, but i still have no idea what hes saying
>hes still flying around
>conversation ends, he comes back down
>he starts talking
>i still cant hear shit
>mfw

Breton
Level 15
>inside cave with lydia
>casually kill bandits inside cave
>see sabre cat locked up
>unknowingly, i had picked up the key from the bandit leader
>accidentally open cage
>starts fucking me up
>lydia, wounded from last battle, charges sabre cat
>gets in front of the path of my firebolt
>dies
>kill sabre cat
>proceeds to get over-encumbered due to having shit ton of valuable items stored on lydia

Nord
14 (now)
>be level 10 at time
>continuing story mode pretty quickly without housecarl or knowledge (left lydia in cave and didnt come back for her)
>on mission where you have to recover the elder scroll
>go into cave
>Falmers EVERYWHERE
>accidentally fall and cant get out of cave where i came in
>shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
>take me 2 days to finally get out and complete mission
>they give me next mission
>nope.jpg

wood elf
43
>walk into orc stronghold
>dragon lands
>it dies without sufferring a single attack
>a heart attack was the probable cause

Reguard
Level 14
>Break into a farmhouse
>Dogs start barking, ignore them
>Dogs starts biting the shit out of me
>Beat the shit out of them
>Leave the house
>Farmer will go into house the next day to find his house broken in, with his dogs dead
<MFW

Argonian
Level 70. true story.jpg
>saw regular dragon attacking Dawnstar
>hero time.
>shot him with legendary daedric bow and daedric arrows
>killed him in air.
>body just fuckin dissapears
<MFW

Dark elf
8
fighting krosis by accident.
Runs to the nearby giants to seek protection from this demon
We get to fighting. Somehow I hit a mammoth. giant gets pissed and hammer slams my ass. I go to space, accompanied by krosis, and the mamoth.
I somehow managed to hit a dragon flying overhead. I get stuck inside the dragon as he flys around.

i laughed so hard man.... funny story

Nord
46

>Climb on throat of the world
>lydia beside me
>gave her heavy stuff
>she said "lets get going"
>i said "you first - FUS RO DAH!!"
>I actually said "to the kitchen!"

2nd story

>spawned a anciant dragon at solitude
>many guards came
>1 made a epic finish by riding the dragon and crushing its head
>i proceeded to him
> he said "Fear not come dragon or giant, we'll be ready"

>nord
>somewhere around level 30
>fighting bandits
>last one
>Begins to say "Bet you thought I was just a pretty face"
>before she finished I cut her head off

Khajiit
4 at the time

>go to greybeards
>crouch behind one meditating on that tower
>use iron dagger to hit him multiple times
>his heath regenerates and he doesn't know I'm there
>got to 100 sneak in a very short time

Nord
32

Fus Ro Dah'd a would-be robber of the Throat of the World.
Fucking lol'd.

Dark Elf
Lvl 4 at the time
>just unlock Lydia
>give her shit tons of stuff to carry
> exit Whiterun
>Immediately get attacked by shit ton of Orcs outside
>Lydia dies and I try to escape by going by into whiterun
>game autosaves over old save
>No more Lydia.

lydia is a bitch anyways

Nord
25

>Showing my brother how to shoot an arrow
>Finger slips from the RT
>Arrow goes flying towards the nearby path
>Goes to find arrow (elf arrows are expensive!)
>Finds arrow in the head of a Dark Brotherhood Assassin

Dark Elf
30~?
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...

Dark elf
Lvl 31
>See Alduin ressing his dragon buddy.
>Fireball dragon buddy to death before he gets out the ground
>Dragon corpse makes like someone who's been hit by a giant and get launched in to space.
>Dragon corpse falls next to me 2 minutes later.
<MFW

Wood Elf
45
>Exit Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary
>Get ambushed by mercanaries
>Use Invisibility
>Sneak behind one
>Turn off Invisibility
> Slice throat
> Turn on invisibility
>Wash, rinse, repeat 3 times

Nord
41
>Go to White run
> Assassinated the entire town except NPC's because you can't kill them
>*Forever Alone*

Orc
39
> Fighting a dragon with a bunch of whiterun guards
> One of the guards performs a finishing move on the dragon
> He climbs on the dragon's head & proceeds to beat the fuck out of it's brain.
> He gets off the dragon, walks up to me and says "Imperials, stormcloaks, dragons, it doesn't matter to me who I fight, let 'em come."

Khaijit
32
>do dark brotherhood questline
>get ambushed by an army on a bridge
>fus ro dah all but 1 down
>decapitate the last survivor, seeing his head roll down the bridge
>feel like a boss

just a quick question for you sir, i want to join the dark brotherhood, where do i go to join and does it matter if they have tried to assassinate me? lol thanks :D

*SPOILER ALERT.*


you talk to a bartender and ask for rumors, mine was at riverwood, he talks about this boy aventus aretino, you go to his place and follow the questline, eventually you get mail with a picture of a hand and when u go to sleep it starts. you get awesome gear from there for a starter assassin.

ahhh okay ^.^ so just any bartender? i got my sneak up to 100 and a sexy dagger and a good bow, thought it had the makings for a good assassin ^.^ cheers! +1

Khajiit
42
>Go to greybeards
>One is close to edge
>Fus Ro Dah him off cliff
>Laugh while he tumbles down a giant mountain

>Nord 52
>Exploring Nord ruins
>turn the corner to see about 4 Dragur Deathlords
>Get cluster fus roh dah'd into wall
>cant move
>have to reload and go again

...Now I have to do this