skyrim logic. Iron man. I Anonymous () 07: 28: 43 No. 527824608 File: , 480x270, 302678, jpg) E H tit we me twerking hard as shit forbears to become the best we iron ore iron man
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I Anonymous () 07: 28: 43 No. 527824608
File: , 480x270, 302678, jpg) E H
tit we me
twerking hard as shit forbears to become
the best we at smithing
rrandom guy shows up
all mirron are
dcraft tons of shitty daggers
well all to me
M didnt want to buy all these shit. but i did anyways- Isl
M need to restock
we backs up and stand there funfucking 2 days without eating
aim restocked
we buys all my are again
sin 3 weeks he got better at smithing than me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - rawrursaurus
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(02/12/2014) [-]
'im not the best blacksmith in Whiterun, Yorlund Greymane has the title..'
What do you sell?
'Only the finest weapons and amour'
Lies. Whiterun is built on lies.
User avatar #44 to #1 - sideismss
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(12/25/2015) [-]
bethesda is built on lies
#30 to #1 - outlawgentleman
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
Not to poke a hole in this...or be "That Guy" at the party...
But she does purchase and resell armor and weapons...it could possible she's acquiring Greymane crafted items and attempting to resell them as a profit, therefore selling the technically finest equipment. It was never said they were her weapons and armor. She might imagine, because she is in the very front of the city, people may not even recognize there is another blacksmith in the city. Taking advantage of newcomers, while also admitting she isn't the best in Whiterun so no one could say she is doing something unacceptable.

I put too much thought into this.
#14 - Shadwstryker
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(02/13/2014) [-]
>Be guard in Rorikstead
>Boring guard duty as always, not even a single bandit in weeks
>See woman come into town
>Insanely hot 10/10
>Huge breasts
>She's wearing some kind of jump suit .
>She walks by me
>Now's my chance to say something cool and sweep her off her feet
>"Go fiddling with any locks around here, we're going to have a real problem."
>******* spaghetti
>She doesn't even notice
>**** i missed my chance
>Hold up
>She stops and draws her sword
>Does she see something baOHMYGOD SHE JUST KILLED A ******* CHICKEN
>Call all guards in the area
>She yields and goes to jail
>Bring her all the way to Whiterun
>Decide to ask for a transfer
>The Jarl doesn't even thank me for my services
MFW
User avatar #2 - theblackhand
Reply +41 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
-Be a smith in Whiterun
-New person comes to town
-Try to be friendly, ask him to bring a sword up to my father in Cloud District
-Interupts me and buys all my iron ore
-Wait for him to leave but he creeps up behind me, quicksaves, then kills me
-Resurrects my dead body by going back to the save, buys all my iron ore again
-Quicksaves, kills me, resurrects me, repeats this over and over again
-By the divines, I hate my life
User avatar #8 - xxgirlgamerxx
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(02/13/2014) [-]
cod is better then skirim
#42 to #8 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Well, at least we don't have to hear little 5 year olds bitch in Skyrim.
Well, at least we don't have to hear little 5 year olds bitch in Skyrim.
#31 to #8 - acemcgunner
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(02/13/2014) [-]
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#21 to #8 - sirreginold
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
I just don't feel like you're invested in the "CoD fanboy" role, try again later, with more detail and emotion, I'm sure you'll get it.
#11 to #8 - xsolicitedsilkx
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(02/13/2014) [-]
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#24 to #8 - xdiabolicx
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#9 to #8 - biggrand
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
You aren't even trying
#10 to #9 - xxgirlgamerxx
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
what? hehe
what? hehe
User avatar #7 - rockmanfan
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
that reminds me, i need to reinstall the porn mods.
User avatar #19 to #7 - speedysteve
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
The best part about this is the word "reinstall"
#6 - FatherPedobear
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
>Be Guard
>Always watching tower near Whiterun for dragons
>Damn things can swoop down at any time
>See random guy kill deer
>Stands in the same spot for 8 weeks, no eating, sleeping, or restroom breaks
>Casts soul trap on deer at the same time everyday
>******* Skooma addicts
User avatar #5 - hellboundstrength
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(02/13/2014) [-]
-be ordinary miner at iron-breaker mine
-works there everyday for years to put food on my family's table and keep my house
-some guy comes in while i'm taking my lunch
-"ooh a new miner"
-starts slaughtering anyone working
-COMPLETELY EMPTY'S THE ENTIRE MINE
-leaves everycorpse naked
-leaves the mine
-returns 2 weeks later...
User avatar #23 - drainbamage
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Should I actually give skyrim a shot? I put in a couple hours not knowing what I was doing on a friends pc, but I'm gettin a whole bunch of parts to build my own in a few days, should this be the game that I should play as my first on my new computer?
#25 to #23 - karlKroenen
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User avatar #28 to #23 - tropicvnt
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Same here except when I started I played for an hour or so and never got into it because I thought it was a game I would need to be focused on for hours which I never did. I'm thinking about picking it back up again.
User avatar #32 to #23 - mechanity
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(02/13/2014) [-]
same thing happened to me, and to be honest in my first couple of ours i actually disliked the game. Not sure why I kept going, but now it's one of my most favorite games of all time. I got the game two years ago and still spend tons of time on it to this day.
Though, in my opinion it's not as great without mods, but it does take a **** ton of modding. So maybe it shouldn't be your first game?
User avatar #26 to #23 - thewulfman
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(02/13/2014) [-]
It has absurd amounts of replayability thanks to the modding community, so yes. I was just playing Skyrim earlier today, started in December of 2011 (though I took like a year break).
User avatar #29 to #23 - pawnman
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I have no where near the amount of hours others have, but with me having 306 hours of game play i still come back to it for updated mods.
User avatar #18 - monsieurhonkhonk
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(02/13/2014) [-]
>go to Halted Stream Camp
>Kill all bandits inside
>Mine Ore
>Find Transmute spell and abuse maliciously
Congrats, you've got a ******** of gold ore just waiting to be made into expensive jewelry.
User avatar #13 - dredbot
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(02/13/2014) [-]
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." -Bruce Lee
User avatar #27 to #13 - TheFixer
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(02/13/2014) [-]
yeah that is some wisdom right there. (not being sarcastic)
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