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Iron man

I Anonymous () 07: 28: 43 No. 527824608
File: , 480x270, 302678, jpg) E H
tit we me
twerking hard as **** forbears to become
the best we at smithing
rrandom guy shows up
all mirron are
dcraft tons of ****** daggers
well all to me
M didnt want to buy all these **** . but i did anyways- Isl
M need to restock
we backs up and stand there ********** 2 days without eating
aim restocked
we buys all my are again
sin 3 weeks he got better at smithing than me
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Submitted: 02/12/2014
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User avatar #1 - rawrursaurus (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'im not the best blacksmith in Whiterun, Yorlund Greymane has the title..'
What do you sell?
'Only the finest weapons and amour'
Lies. Whiterun is built on lies.
#14 - Shadwstryker (02/13/2014) [-]
>Be guard in Rorikstead
>Boring guard duty as always, not even a single bandit in weeks
>See woman come into town
>Insanely hot 10/10
>Huge breasts
>She's wearing some kind of jump suit .
>She walks by me
>Now's my chance to say something cool and sweep her off her feet
>"Go fiddling with any locks around here, we're going to have a real problem."
> ******* spaghetti
>She doesn't even notice
> **** i missed my chance
>Hold up
>She stops and draws her sword
>Does she see something baOHMYGOD SHE JUST KILLED A ******* CHICKEN
>Call all guards in the area
>She yields and goes to jail
>Bring her all the way to Whiterun
>Decide to ask for a transfer
>The Jarl doesn't even thank me for my services
MFW
User avatar #2 - theblackhand (02/13/2014) [-]
-Be a smith in Whiterun
-New person comes to town
-Try to be friendly, ask him to bring a sword up to my father in Cloud District
-Interupts me and buys all my iron ore
-Wait for him to leave but he creeps up behind me, quicksaves, then kills me
-Resurrects my dead body by going back to the save, buys all my iron ore again
-Quicksaves, kills me, resurrects me, repeats this over and over again
-By the divines, I hate my life
User avatar #8 - xxgirlgamerxx (02/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
cod is better then skirim
#9 to #8 - biggrand (02/13/2014) [-]
You aren't even trying
User avatar #7 - rockmanfan (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that reminds me, i need to reinstall the porn mods.
User avatar #19 to #7 - speedysteve (02/13/2014) [-]
The best part about this is the word "reinstall"
#6 - FatherPedobear (02/13/2014) [-]
>Be Guard
>Always watching tower near Whiterun for dragons
>Damn things can swoop down at any time
>See random guy kill deer
>Stands in the same spot for 8 weeks, no eating, sleeping, or restroom breaks
>Casts soul trap on deer at the same time everyday
> ******* Skooma addicts
User avatar #5 - hellboundstrength (02/13/2014) [-]
-be ordinary miner at iron-breaker mine
-works there everyday for years to put food on my family's table and keep my house
-some guy comes in while i'm taking my lunch
-"ooh a new miner"
-starts slaughtering anyone working
-COMPLETELY EMPTY'S THE ENTIRE MINE
-leaves everycorpse naked
-leaves the mine
-returns 2 weeks later...
User avatar #23 - drainbamage ONLINE (02/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Should I actually give skyrim a shot? I put in a couple hours not knowing what I was doing on a friends pc, but I'm gettin a whole bunch of parts to build my own in a few days, should this be the game that I should play as my first on my new computer?
User avatar #29 to #23 - pawnman (02/13/2014) [-]
I have no where near the amount of hours others have, but with me having 306 hours of game play i still come back to it for updated mods.
User avatar #18 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/13/2014) [-]
>go to Halted Stream Camp
>Kill all bandits inside
>Mine Ore
>Find Transmute spell and abuse maliciously
Congrats, you've got a ******** of gold ore just waiting to be made into expensive jewelry.
User avatar #13 - dredbot (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." -Bruce Lee
#3 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be dwarven blacksmith north of Falador
>Little f2plebs come to my digs and try to use my anvils
> ******** .jpeg
>Give them impossible quest for to find me ore that I don't even need
>Damn it, they actually get it
>Plebs use my anvils day and night like robots
> ******* plebs become better than me
#15 to #12 - halcyonix (02/13/2014) [-]
That seems to be Runescape.
User avatar #43 - ponywithahat (02/17/2014) [-]
From the eyes of a NPC...
User avatar #38 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
what ******* casual waits at the same trader for a restock instead of travelling to the next one
#34 - stealingbikes (02/13/2014) [-]
CBBE and the AP mod go well together....
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#33 - kkiiim (02/13/2014) [-]
now how fun would it be if video games were logical?



"You're dead, starting a new game..."
User avatar #22 - cazabrow (02/13/2014) [-]
Be jelly because she doesn't have the dedication to stand still for two days to become a better blacksmith.
#16 - jizzonmypants (02/13/2014) [-]
**jizzonmypants rolled a random image posted in comment #147670 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** this is going up my ass
#20 - penetrated (02/13/2014) [-]
>Least funny content on fj
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