shopping. . ril. And then the shop owner only gives you a few septims
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #61 - bighairyfart (07/25/2013) [-]
>Find barrel.
>Pick up(hold action button)
>Place on shopkeeper's head
>Steal everything before it falls off.
#59 - paleskin (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - MoparMan (07/25/2013) [-]
I seriously just did this in Fallout New Vegas. At the dino Dee Lite gift shop, I went behind the locked door, took all the Dino toys, turned around and sold them to him.

He ******* watched me steal his **** , then happily bought it back.
I kept "That Gun" though. He doesn't need it.
#49 - Cambro (07/25/2013) [-]
#72 to #49 - divinecocunut ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times, yet I still can't stop laughing at it.
User avatar #21 - henryfordthegod (07/25/2013) [-]
That is not the only flaw
#19 - whatamidoingwithme (07/25/2013) [-]
This is wrong, you can only take stuff that has less value than 20 if you are "friends". You can't take iron helmet or iron mace. You can take iron dagger.
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#18 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #18 - coolioplasm (07/25/2013) [-]
Since when the **** was I attracted to lizards?
User avatar #62 to #53 - JudasLitl (07/25/2013) [-]
right now
#56 to #53 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
Since they looked this good
#38 to #18 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/25/2013) [-]
But... her ****** ... the scales...!
User avatar #52 to #38 - shadowsynergy (07/25/2013) [-]
There wouldn't be scales inside. Just be careful putting it in.
#42 to #38 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
Nah, the scales would be smaller and finer, it'd be fine
Nah, the scales would be smaller and finer, it'd be fine
User avatar #44 to #42 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/25/2013) [-]
The fact that you're trying to justify having sex with something that has scales...
#47 to #44 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
Two words: Mass Effect
User avatar #40 to #38 - imthepunkkid (07/25/2013) [-]
Reptilian ******* , are actually rather smooth
User avatar #45 to #40 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/25/2013) [-]
How did you come across this knowledge?
User avatar #46 to #45 - imthepunkkid (07/25/2013) [-]
I saw some weird porn, and i did some research on some ********** websites to see what the **** was going on
User avatar #58 to #46 - madjik (07/25/2013) [-]
"research"
User avatar #41 to #40 - reconred (07/25/2013) [-]
So you know this for a fact or you just put some thought into it...?
User avatar #43 to #41 - imthepunkkid (07/25/2013) [-]
I know some pretty weird people, who are into weird things


Yeah you can look up a ********** site and read about lizard *****
#32 to #24 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #18 - priestoftheoldones (07/25/2013) [-]
I must know if this is real.
User avatar #25 to #23 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
Real in what sense?
User avatar #26 to #25 - priestoftheoldones (07/25/2013) [-]
Can I read it?
User avatar #63 to #26 - JudasLitl (07/25/2013) [-]
it's a series of books in the Elder Scrolls series, as far as my knowledge goes there's only one volume of 'The Lusty Argonian Maid' in Oblivion, and three different ones in Skyrim. but im not sure about the previous games seeing as i have entered the series only recently
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#71 to #68 - JudasLitl (07/25/2013) [-]
i learned something new today, thumb for you
i learned something new today, thumb for you
User avatar #30 to #26 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
I believe it's just the one picture, sorry
#34 to #28 - vicanimus (07/25/2013) [-]
Here's the full one
#29 to #28 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
oh im in something alright....
User avatar #33 to #31 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
unfortunately thats my last pic
#16 - elibetter ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - TheHutchie (07/24/2013) [-]
Billy Mays is more easily fooled than we realised.
#8 - Thatonedude ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
While your selling things the draugr are training
User avatar #70 to #8 - lamarisagoodname (07/25/2013) [-]
I was playing oblivion the other day and I decided to finish the shivering isles right away. 15 leves later I go to kvatch and have to carve my way through 15 daedroth and countless dead guards.

tl;dr the guards are lazy ******** who do not train over time
User avatar #60 to #8 - MonkeyManz (07/25/2013) [-]
train your bitch **** last
User avatar #65 to #60 - MonkeyManz (07/25/2013) [-]
that is not one of the bitch things im talking about
User avatar #39 to #8 - meganinja (07/25/2013) [-]
the answer is always illusion+stealth. Invisibility and x30 dagger damage OP
#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
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And then the shop owner only gives you a few septims
User avatar #17 to #1 - guanyu (07/25/2013) [-]
A ****** potion with random effects on the other hand...
User avatar #15 to #1 - chiefhuskey (07/24/2013) [-]
let me call my big buddy Mark
#14 to #1 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Hold on, let me call my draugr buddy who's an expert of dragon slaying sword.
User avatar #3 to #1 - lemurlemur (07/24/2013) [-]
are septims the gold pieces?
User avatar #4 to #3 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Aue.
User avatar #5 to #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Aye*

FFS
User avatar #2 to #1 - carthos (07/24/2013) [-]
I've got an elder scroll - It's one of the oldest artifacts known to mankind, it is believed it is older than the gods themselves and has helped builing our world, it contains infinite priceless secret, and millions of scholars search for them to gain their wisdom and study them for years.

*worth 10 septims*
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User avatar #48 to #20 - jaggedherp (07/25/2013) [-]
Yep. They reduced prices so casuals could actually sell the items, even though they are unique, incredibly powerful, or both.
User avatar #51 to #48 - jaggedherp (07/25/2013) [-]
Probably some sort of mod to fix that. But yeah, it should have been in the game
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User avatar #6 to #2 - nalenthi (07/24/2013) [-]
I think the college buys it for 2000 septims. Still pretty bad.
User avatar #9 to #6 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeeaaah... I have to pass on that, we really don't know if any one would need some old scroll like that and it's in pretty bad shape. + I have to do some profit don't I? So I have to say 25 septims is my tops.
User avatar #27 to #9 - thatscrewedupkid (07/25/2013) [-]
c'mon, you get a lot of people in here. it contains infinite wisdom, the best i can do is 1500 septims
#10 to #9 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
I will add the armor used by demons for 30.
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