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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - johngun
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she didnt got stabed . I saved her .
#9 to #7 - zytherman
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User avatar #11 to #9 - WhitePimp
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um if you run to the murderer fast enough you can kill him before he kills her
#19 to #9 - andywazowski
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Yes you can, the ver first playthrough you might not react fast enough. But ever since the first time i played and she died, I have always saved her Hell she even gives you like a really expensve necklace or something you can sell.. So don't bring YOUR ******** on stuff you don't know.
Yes you can, the ver first playthrough you might not react fast enough. But ever since the first time i played and she died, I have always saved her Hell she even gives you like a really expensve necklace or something you can sell.. So don't bring YOUR ******** on stuff you don't know.
User avatar #17 to #9 - deathblossomfour
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I save her every time. Its really not even hard.
User avatar #14 to #9 - finblob
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actually you can
it makes the quest play out differently
#10 to #9 - anon id: 9192debd
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Say hello to commands you ******* console faggot piece of **** whore dick mouth pee head.
User avatar #75 to #7 - greenstrongworld
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Was she in stable condition?
User avatar #80 to #7 - damianblu
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Yep that makes it the safest. Dragonborns running around saving people and junk.
User avatar #32 to #7 - mrselfdestruct
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I saved her too, but when I found out that she was an Imperial spy, I killed her. Damned Imperials
User avatar #100 to #7 - steammadewalrus
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Saving the fair maidens Like the ************* players we are.
User avatar #70 to #7 - wintersolice
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I tried to save the guy being decapitated, but after a minute of running around like a mad man he would suddenly dropped dead. The only reasonable explanation I could come up with was that he had a weak heart and the excitement was too much for him
User avatar #78 to #70 - boydaranga
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role playing is fun.
User avatar #158 to #70 - johngun
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i saved him . he got killed while running away and i got arrested.. lucky that i had a pin and i escaped ...
User avatar #26 - Gandalfthewhite
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'safest city in the reach' ***** it's the only city in the ******* reach
User avatar #122 to #26 - waffies
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Well, theres that little town where the Silver Blood mercs are keeping the mine closed, and i suppose forsworn villages count as little cities of sort....
User avatar #48 to #26 - namesboo
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so its also the most dangerous?
#33 to #26 - BrayBoy
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So what you're saying is they are not wrong
User avatar #50 to #33 - Gandalfthewhite
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well like #48 said it's also technically the most dangerous city too
#18 - mrsnowballs
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Obligatory Skyrim picture
User avatar #146 to #18 - hellsjester
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yes now get it for me....
User avatar #135 to #18 - vishnarg
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Wow I want to cosplay that hard. That's my entire childhood (morrowind/oblivion/skyrim daedric armor) in one picture right there.
#2 - sandez
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User avatar #59 to #2 - ragingdouchbag
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"Don't you ******* dare steal those ingots under the bench. I swear to ******* god."
#67 to #59 - atma
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stealing things in TES is My Strange Addiction
stealing things in TES is My Strange Addiction
#13 to #2 - Tenkan
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#4 - lolollo
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> Doing Daedric prince of Shenanigans drinking quest.
> Wake up in Markarth
> Fend off angry Elder Scrolls Femanazis
> Walk outside
> Go to market
> See line for jewelery shop
> thatscute.jpg
> Walk up towards front
> "For the Forswarn!"
> wat
> take damage
> "sh'ok ******, let's go"
> FUS-RO-DAH the ****** all the way to the silver smith area
> new personal record
> Everyone loses their ****
> Guards quickly disperse the scene
> Guards are obviously hiding **** in some Jason Bourne level conspiracy ****
> About as subtle as the Unites States during the 4th of July
> Eventually complete whole conspiracy quest
> Reach front of the city and look back
> Foresworn/guards/citizens/vampire...?...having a free for all all over town
> MFW after the chaos, everyone who's left starts getting worked up over the new bodies now adorning the streets.
#51 to #4 - whyunofeellucky
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You can marry that sexy femnazi, just saying.
If only she wasn't wearing robes.
Her having Sapphire's voices is a serious bonus.
User avatar #53 to #51 - jacksipian
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whats wrong with her wearing robes? and which person is he talking about?
#65 to #53 - whyunofeellucky
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Senna, I'm ok with robes but it covers her face.
User avatar #77 to #65 - jacksipian
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ok and who is sapphire?
#81 to #77 - whyunofeellucky
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A Tsundere that you cannot marry.
User avatar #94 to #81 - jacksipian
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why would you want to marry a tsundere?
#136 to #94 - maxsexington
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because she stole his heart
#151 to #4 - anon id: 7f8ab19f
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>Do same quest.
>Side with the forsworn
>Get Madanach all the way to the end of the underground cavern
>"Time to finally see the sky, and make it rain red!"
>Nope.jpg
>Kill Madanach just before he exits the Tunnel
>Exit Tunnel, Jerk face Thonar wants to reward me cause I killed Madanach.
>mfw he gets stamped and ****** over by a raging horde of leaderless forsworn
>mfw I managed to kill everyone I didn't like, and clear my name at the same time, by killing a man on the very cusp of freedom
#127 to #4 - redwrench
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Similar story here.   
>be me   
>ladeeda at the Bee and Thorn (or whatever it's called) in Riften   
>good ol' Sam challenges me to a drinking contest   
>challengeaccepted.jpeg   
>down 3 alcohols   
>3 whole alcohols   
>acquire staff   
>thashgrape.txt   
>wake up in temple of Dibella   
>apparently fondled statues   
>garbage everywhere   
>clean up, k   
>walk outside   
>wait   
>temple of Dibella   
>Markarth   
>bounty of 10k in Markarth   
>remember this while loading screen shows after exiting temple   
>game loads   
>battalion of guards   
>GOD DAMMIT SAM   
>my legs become the Fus Ro Dah   
>running while ******** out fireballs to fend off guards   
>MFW
Similar story here.
>be me
>ladeeda at the Bee and Thorn (or whatever it's called) in Riften
>good ol' Sam challenges me to a drinking contest
>challengeaccepted.jpeg
>down 3 alcohols
>3 whole alcohols
>acquire staff
>thashgrape.txt
>wake up in temple of Dibella
>apparently fondled statues
>garbage everywhere
>clean up, k
>walk outside
>wait
>temple of Dibella
>Markarth
>bounty of 10k in Markarth
>remember this while loading screen shows after exiting temple
>game loads
>battalion of guards
>GOD DAMMIT SAM
>my legs become the Fus Ro Dah
>running while ******** out fireballs to fend off guards
>MFW
#43 - MasterMario
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>doing miscellaneous sidequests
>finish one
>follow quest arrow to Markarth
>follow it again to the Jarl
>collect reward
>do more sidequests for the Jarl
>get stopped by guard on my way back from one
>"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people"
>ugh not this **** again
>kill guard
>more show up
>kill them all
>bounty literally over 9000
>go to Jarl to turn in quest
>he says appreciates all my help
>says he'll make me Thane if I help 5 people and buy a property
>apparently already helped 4
>just gotta help one more then buy a house
>look for someone to help
>stopped by guard
>what I thought I killed you all
>"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people"
>kill guard
>getting sick of this ****
cont.
User avatar #45 to #43 - itsthatguyagain
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Pay your ******* bounty.
#46 to #45 - MasterMario
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paying your bounty is for chumps
#93 to #45 - sergeantnovak
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that picture
that picture
#44 to #43 - MasterMario
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>go to Riverwood Inn and put all my stuff away in chests   
>come back to Markarth and get arrested on purpose   
>sentenced to work in mines for I don't know how long   
>find guy who has escape plan   
>excecute plan and escape   
>guards show up to stop us   
>bounty is still there   
>probably because I only served 4 hours of my double life-sentence   
>but wait   
>helping everyone escape prison counted as the 5th person helped   
>**** yes   
>buy house   
>talk to Jarl   
>he makes me Thane   
>gives me diplomatic immunity   
>guards can't arrest me   
>mfw
>go to Riverwood Inn and put all my stuff away in chests
>come back to Markarth and get arrested on purpose
>sentenced to work in mines for I don't know how long
>find guy who has escape plan
>excecute plan and escape
>guards show up to stop us
>bounty is still there
>probably because I only served 4 hours of my double life-sentence
>but wait
>helping everyone escape prison counted as the 5th person helped
>**** yes
>buy house
>talk to Jarl
>he makes me Thane
>gives me diplomatic immunity
>guards can't arrest me
>mfw
#25 - Ihazfunkitty
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"blood and silver, friend. blood and silver"
"blood and silver, friend. blood and silver"
#34 to #25 - jackmanagan
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#88 to #34 - huntergriff
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#76 - sanguinesolitude
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>be thane of solitude   
> decides its time to become dark brotherhood hear some douche is trying to summon them   
> bust into his ******* house and steal everything worthwhile, then find him humping some skeleton and chanting like a faggot   
> he gets a hardon and asks me to kill some bitch who is apparently being mean, even though she obviously is taking care of a bunch of orphans, apparently using her own money to support them. like i give a ****   
> go stab her in the face with a bunch of young children watching   
> later that day get a text from a blocked number #weknow. jerk off with the old lady's blood i collected and go to sleep   
> some whore wakes me up and says i'm supposed to kill someone, naturally i kill all of them and then try to set her on fire. This apparently is the right thing to do since she asks me to join.   
> kill every ************ they ask me to, and a bunch they dont.   
> finally kill some faggot jester and shadowmere ******* rises from a pool of water like a zombie deathhorse. **** is sweet   
> riding shadowmere up a mountain and down the other side, riding randomly through some woods, jump off him, he ******* owns like 3 cave trolls while i watch   
>give him a carrot. well like throw one on the ground but **** it it's the thought that counts   
>riding happily along in the woods, no idea where just exploring   
>suddenly i hear a dragon call, ******* game on man. look up to see dragon swoop down picks me and horse up, but i slip off the horse.   
> see him lift shadowmere up into the air and drop him a few hundred feet   
> deadowmere   
> kill the dragon in annoyance and fast travel back to the brotherhood sanctuary   
> sleep overnight to give shadowmere time to regenerate   
> he isnt there in the morning   
> repeat like 10 times.   
>feelsbadman   
> look online and learn he revives at the spot where he was killed   
> mfw i have no idea where that was   
> mfw i have already saved over my only save thats less than a week old.   
> mfw shadowmere is gone forever
>be thane of solitude
> decides its time to become dark brotherhood hear some douche is trying to summon them
> bust into his ******* house and steal everything worthwhile, then find him humping some skeleton and chanting like a faggot
> he gets a hardon and asks me to kill some bitch who is apparently being mean, even though she obviously is taking care of a bunch of orphans, apparently using her own money to support them. like i give a ****
> go stab her in the face with a bunch of young children watching
> later that day get a text from a blocked number #weknow. jerk off with the old lady's blood i collected and go to sleep
> some whore wakes me up and says i'm supposed to kill someone, naturally i kill all of them and then try to set her on fire. This apparently is the right thing to do since she asks me to join.
> kill every ************ they ask me to, and a bunch they dont.
> finally kill some faggot jester and shadowmere ******* rises from a pool of water like a zombie deathhorse. **** is sweet
> riding shadowmere up a mountain and down the other side, riding randomly through some woods, jump off him, he ******* owns like 3 cave trolls while i watch
>give him a carrot. well like throw one on the ground but **** it it's the thought that counts
>riding happily along in the woods, no idea where just exploring
>suddenly i hear a dragon call, ******* game on man. look up to see dragon swoop down picks me and horse up, but i slip off the horse.
> see him lift shadowmere up into the air and drop him a few hundred feet
> deadowmere
> kill the dragon in annoyance and fast travel back to the brotherhood sanctuary
> sleep overnight to give shadowmere time to regenerate
> he isnt there in the morning
> repeat like 10 times.
>feelsbadman
> look online and learn he revives at the spot where he was killed
> mfw i have no idea where that was
> mfw i have already saved over my only save thats less than a week old.
> mfw shadowmere is gone forever
#79 to #76 - alecope
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User avatar #142 to #76 - corpsedolly
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I lost Shadowmere and couldn't find him, gave up on him. 6 months later (real time) I went back to the first Sanctuary (to feel sad about being betrayed), and Shadowmere was outside waiting in that pool of water. I cried tears of joy.
#202 to #76 - gabbelabbe
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Hahaaa! "deadowmere"
#49 - cartoonbacon
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I picked up skyrim and all the DLC I have been playing it like non-stop for 3 days and got like 45 hours in and I'm just getting started.
I picked up skyrim and all the DLC I have been playing it like non-stop for 3 days and got like 45 hours in and I'm just getting started.
#203 to #49 - anon id: 2608315e
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i just got over 800 hours in skyrim today. i called some of my freinds to brag
User avatar #166 to #49 - sardinez
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I'm trying to do it until the only thing left in the game is the randomly generated quests that never run out, still not nearly done.
#21 - englman
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When I walked in, I slowed time immediately and saved her.
MFW Markarth actually is the safest city in the Reach.
User avatar #39 to #21 - TardytheTurtle
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you don't need to slow time, hell you can go into sneak and slit his throat by walking to him first