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User avatar #24 - TrevorNorris (12/02/2011) [-]
Does anyone else think that the Dewmer were in like, the year 3000 and something happened and everything just got set back. Like nukes or some **** , civilization started over, and the Dwemer is just old but somehow futuristic stuff?
#27 to #24 - cartergrey (12/02/2011) [-]
Canonical lore stays that they were incredibly advanced and were inventing new kinds of magic that even rivaled the gods'. They even created a god named Sotha Sil- or he became a god, rather- who you met in Morrowind. It has been suggested that the dwemer's dabbling in divine magics eventually led to the wiping out of their race, something akin to a great cosmic vanishing. The only 2 known dwarfs to have lived through it are Sotha Sil and another, Yagrum, who was on another plane of existence at the time.
User avatar #64 to #27 - Corlan (12/02/2011) [-]
Ok kids, sit down and listen :

>The Chimer and the Dwemer decide to **** up eachothers ****
>The Chimer march to meat the Dwemer army, led by Nerevar Indoril who's followed by Dagoth Ur and the three that later came to be known as the tribunal(Sotha Sil, Vivec, Almalexia)
>The Chimer **** the Dwemers **** up and locate the Heart of Lorkhan(The main reason for the fight, they thought it a weapon the dwemer would use against them)
>Long **** drama happens that ends with the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur fighting over the heart with Nerevar who wants to destroy it.
>They **** Nerevar's **** up
>A Wild Azura appears!
>She curses the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur and all the Chimer for foul deeds, henceforth they have "skins as dark as their heart and eyes as... something". And are known as Dunmer from now on
>From this point the rest was though a mystery, what happened to the Dwemer and so on, at least till Skyrim. So another story :

> Some Wigga Ice Elves called Falmer used to roll around Skyrim, Nords saw them rollin, they hatin.
>Fight, Falmer run away.
>Go to Dwemer lands and ask for help, "no problem brah" say the dwemer wearing their newest invention, Scumbag Steve hats.
>They enslave the Falmer. And make them eat at McDonalds everyday.
>Falmer envolve to ****** up **** who're almost blind and full of hate(they were the first brony haters too)
>They rebel, **** Dwemer **** up, Dwemer dissapear, Falmer rule in their underground places.

Haven't been around TES Lore for a while, tried my best to recall, feel free to correct.
User avatar #80 to #64 - neoexdeath (12/02/2011) [-]
Your only mistake is that the Falmer attacked the Nords first. They thought the Nords would end up being dangerous. Three Nords survived their attack...who then came back from further north with an entire ******* army, bet their Snowy asses so hard that they ended up getting enslaved by the Dwemer, fed toxic blinding fungi, and left to devolve further and further after the Dwemer vanished.
User avatar #54 to #27 - MadameMeowmers (12/02/2011) [-]
Well **** , bet that sucked for Yagrum!

"Hey guys I'm ba--OH WHAT THE **** ASSHOLES!"
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