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#1 - mr skeltal (12/01/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Perhaps.. it's because everyone else just copied the Dwemer lock design?
#13 - capslockwut (12/02/2011) [+] (7 replies)
If dwarves are short and stout, why does their specially made armor fit any regular sized character?
#21 to #13 - fignewtonz (12/02/2011) [-]
the dwarves were actually normal sized. I believe you are referring to this
User avatar #22 - BreakTheGame (12/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Dwemer has a master lock behind two expert locks, in the master locked chest was...

2 gold.. 2 ******* gold...
#25 - youarejustsocute (12/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
*technological
#135 - Figniner (12/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Is it not possible that they had worked out a great locking mechanism and that the newer civilization has adopted their method?
#127 - SovietXMudkip (12/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The first time I fought through a Dwemer ruin and made it to Blackreach, I though I landed on Pandora or something. Crazy avatar **** , man.
User avatar #76 - danielesq (12/02/2011) [+] (10 replies)
dwarf armor = fits like a glove
User avatar #82 to #76 - heggzor (12/02/2011) [-]
they arent actually dwarf, they are just another type of elves.
the reason they are called dwarfs is bcause a giant were the first one to discover them.
User avatar #24 - TrevorNorris (12/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Does anyone else think that the Dewmer were in like, the year 3000 and something happened and everything just got set back. Like nukes or some **** , civilization started over, and the Dwemer is just old but somehow futuristic stuff?
#27 to #24 - cartergrey (12/02/2011) [-]
Canonical lore stays that they were incredibly advanced and were inventing new kinds of magic that even rivaled the gods'. They even created a god named Sotha Sil- or he became a god, rather- who you met in Morrowind. It has been suggested that the dwemer's dabbling in divine magics eventually led to the wiping out of their race, something akin to a great cosmic vanishing. The only 2 known dwarfs to have lived through it are Sotha Sil and another, Yagrum, who was on another plane of existence at the time.
User avatar #78 - isradam (12/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
All armours have a mysterious hole for my tail
#112 - museick (12/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ok first off Dwemer are elves not dwarves, anything in the Elder Scrolls universe that has MER in it's racial name is an elf DunMER, AltMER, FalMER, OrsiMER, BosMER, DweMER. The Dwemer are called dwarves because giants were the first to discover them (giants thought they were tiny) when in actuality they are about as tall as imperials.   
  
Next is that Dwemer tech is very advanced since they worshiped science and logic, this includes their locks. when locksmiths discovered these locks they became the standard and thus that's why locks are mostly the same, that said the internals are often different as mentioned in the book "Chance's Folly" read it if you care.  
  
Have a Nice Day
Ok first off Dwemer are elves not dwarves, anything in the Elder Scrolls universe that has MER in it's racial name is an elf DunMER, AltMER, FalMER, OrsiMER, BosMER, DweMER. The Dwemer are called dwarves because giants were the first to discover them (giants thought they were tiny) when in actuality they are about as tall as imperials.

Next is that Dwemer tech is very advanced since they worshiped science and logic, this includes their locks. when locksmiths discovered these locks they became the standard and thus that's why locks are mostly the same, that said the internals are often different as mentioned in the book "Chance's Folly" read it if you care.

Have a Nice Day
#6 - mr skeltal (12/01/2011) [+] (6 replies)
lol. Skyrim for the pc.
What a Richard Simmons, only noobs who can't play real games on the xbox get it for pc.
Op is a Richard Simmonsgot
#7 to #6 - fignewtonz (12/02/2011) [-]
lol, what a dumbass, i'm not even going to waste time countering this one
lol, what a dumbass, i'm not even going to waste time countering this one
User avatar #57 - kargale (12/02/2011) [-]
oblivion states that all locks ARE dwemer locks...as they are the most secure
User avatar #32 - patdunn (12/02/2011) [-]
what about falmer chests?? they're just a dead Charus' body
#31 - mr skeltal (12/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Am i the only one who is scared ******** by Dwemer and falmer ruins? I justcan't do it. They're scary as **** :/
User avatar #55 - lanstar ONLINE (12/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)
get skeleton key.
never return it
open all master locks with easy
???
Maximum Profit
User avatar #70 to #55 - thunderkrux ONLINE (12/02/2011) [-]
Keep it until you get level 100 unbreakable pics, return skeleton key months later in game time
Yeah I don't know what happened, I was on my way there when suddenly aliens
User avatar #29 - RoboRaptor (12/02/2011) [-]
More modern races copied the lock styles of the Dewmer. Dewmer were the first to make the locks you see everywhere.
User avatar #71 - raheemshibaz (12/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
anyone ever wondered how for example a bow or some **** fits in/out of that little hole that opens in a dwarven chest?
User avatar #45 - tombombadil (12/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
If the Falmer turn out to be devolved dwarves, I'm gonna be pissed. I've been wondering what happened to those bastards ever since morrowind. and those Falmer piss me off.
#63 - mr skeltal (12/02/2011) [-]
Can no one on this website spell? Jesus ******* Christ.
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