and they're outta here

What, is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
...African or European?
..Oh..I dunno...AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where can I do this?

nyeeeeessssss

>be argonian
>lizard as fuck
>get married to some bitch in riverwood
>walk in your house
>find wife's nude body
>2 guys from riverwood standing over it
>Out of sweet rolls
>worst day ever

Fun fact: Genghis Khan hurdled pleagued corpses over his target's walls. technically he is the creator of biological warfare

if only i had a catapult

Meanwhile at Charlie Sheen's crib

skyrim is cool for the first play through
maybe the second
but the never-changing computer AI is exhausting
all you do is take turns blocking.
even the final boss fight, the alduin fight, is no different from your regular dragon fight, except you have to use one specific roar that has no other practical use.
it doesn't even compare to the 2nd and 3rd elder scrolls, and completely shits up the series.

I once killed Nazeem with an arrow when no one was looking
some bitch guard saw me though and attacked me
I tried to shake it off, "just walk away" i said
guard gets his friends
my blood pounds, everything goes black
accidentally all of Whiterun

I once masturbated to a kjahit in oblivion after I stripped her of her clothes
I was a strange child

slutapult