Yes.. .. >ultimate enchanted daedric armor >dragon weapons >max skills >level 200 >wherewolf > a vampire >killed parthunax >leader of every cult
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#10 - ganjalf ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
>be me.
>playing argonian heavy armor / one-handed / destruction based.
>Join thieves' guild because i need to sell stolen **** and get mo' money.
>Also do the main quest because why the **** not, nightingale set is awesome.
>Snow Veil Sanctum: go around, tanking, magicking, beign betrayed the usual stuff.
>Cutscene, I'm outside with Karliah.
>Blahblahblah, finish talking, attempt fast travel to next quest location.
>"impossible to fast travel when guards are pursuing you"
wat?
>I have never committed any crime, despite being a thief, must be a bug.
>Walk around a little, hear a guard approaching.
>He appears. He's floating. Like swimming. In the air.
> ************ appears out of ******* nowhere swimming in the air and trying to arrest me for crimes I never committed.
>MFW
User avatar #13 to #10 - toxicovrtake (07/22/2014) [-]
>Need to sell stolen ****
>I have never committed any crime

Somethings not right here.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ganjalf ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
oops need to fix that

>*I have no bounty, despite being a thief, must be a bug
#23 - thelastelephant (07/22/2014) [-]
>Watching my friend play   
>He does stupid stuff for fun   
>Watch him backstab three Imperial soldier   
>He decides to drag their bodies off the road to hide the evidence   
>Drags one off, then two   
>Footsteps approach as he reaches three   
>"You're interfering with official Thalmor business!"   
>Friend's character's FW
>Watching my friend play
>He does stupid stuff for fun
>Watch him backstab three Imperial soldier
>He decides to drag their bodies off the road to hide the evidence
>Drags one off, then two
>Footsteps approach as he reaches three
>"You're interfering with official Thalmor business!"
>Friend's character's FW
#38 to #23 - alstorp (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #23 - PVTDickStryker (07/22/2014) [-]
What, is he a Redguard?
User avatar #27 to #24 - thelastelephant (07/22/2014) [-]
I believe he was, yes
#28 to #27 - PVTDickStryker (07/22/2014) [-]
And here I was trying to be funny, **** me I guess...
User avatar #29 to #28 - thelastelephant (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought it was a legitimate question. My bad.
#2 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
>ultimate enchanted daedric armor
>dragon weapons
>max skills
>level 200
>wherewolf
> ****** a vampire
>killed parthunax
>leader of every cult and clan around
>met all the daedra
>been to jorrvaskr
>mfw basically everyone talks down to me like I couldn't solo talos
User avatar #45 to #2 - oceanfrank (07/22/2014) [-]
what vampire did you **** ?
User avatar #53 to #2 - OperativeOpposite (07/22/2014) [-]
To get max skills you have to be like like 245 though. Unless you just meant you have the trees at 100, and not all the skill points.
User avatar #54 to #53 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Well 200 was just a ballpark since i was grinding for all the perks. I stopped playing after I was godmode
User avatar #56 to #54 - OperativeOpposite (07/22/2014) [-]
I recently came back to get the platinum trophy and ended up getting the last skills for light armor and two handed.
User avatar #59 to #2 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
"wherewolf"

I don't know why that misspelling is so annoying to me.
User avatar #69 to #59 - dicloniusmaximus (07/22/2014) [-]
There wolf. There, castle.
#25 to #2 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
>pc gamer
>found a glitch while enchanting gear by using an enchanting potion
>armor with +20k to stats
>laugh at all npc
>werewolf useless as **** even with quest items
#97 to #25 - John Cena (07/27/2014) [-]
Armor doesn't protect more after 568 or something
#65 to #2 - hattheifbatman (07/22/2014) [-]
I thought you meant tacos
User avatar #66 to #65 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I can solo tacos too

#85 to #2 - abomii (07/22/2014) [-]
>played skyrim   
>level 8 barbarian   
>killed a dragon with barehands   
>reading others comments   
>who's Parthunax   
>only played 10 hours   
mfw
>played skyrim
>level 8 barbarian
>killed a dragon with barehands
>reading others comments
>who's Parthunax
>only played 10 hours
mfw


User avatar #6 to #2 - niimajneb ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you mean "been to sovngarde" instead of Jorrvaskr? Jorrvaskr isn't very difficult to go to.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lexivex ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Yo dawg, check it. I went Riverwood one time. Yeah, I know y'all jelly
User avatar #15 to #7 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I've been to the cloud district dude
User avatar #26 to #15 - kloudianorici ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Bet you don't get there very often though.
User avatar #58 to #26 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
**** you, bro. I go there when I'm fetching the mead.
User avatar #79 to #58 - incognitoad (07/22/2014) [-]
******* milk drinker.
User avatar #8 to #7 - niimajneb ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
This one time (not at bandcamp) I went to Helgen. I know right? Crazy talk.
User avatar #34 to #2 - sphincterface ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
>Killed Alduin and basically saved the world.
>Drove out the Imperials.
>Thane of every city.
>Werewolf.
>Banging a werewolf wife.
>Killed Lord Harkon.
>Leader of the Companions.
>Assassinated the Emperor.
>Dragon armor and weapons.
>Still called a milk drinker.
User avatar #61 to #2 - landartheconqueror (07/22/2014) [-]
why would you kill parthunax? he was your friend
User avatar #62 to #61 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i meant alduin
User avatar #64 to #62 - landartheconqueror (07/22/2014) [-]
oh, then i can follow your point
#89 to #2 - blokrokker (07/22/2014) [-]
I read that as:
>killed a vampire
> ****** parthunax
mfw
User avatar #90 to #89 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I've done that too
User avatar #91 to #90 - blokrokker (07/22/2014) [-]
admin's minions r gr8
#39 to #2 - ottox (07/22/2014) [-]
i wish they will fix this in their next game, it really ***** up my immersion when they treat me like a peasant
#11 to #2 - thechosentroll (07/22/2014) [-]
I used exploits to create daedric gauntlets that gave so much armor that my unarmed attacks could propel a bandit into orbit. I punched Alduin in the balls so hard he spat them out and died, yet people still call me a milk drinker. Cunts.
User avatar #68 to #11 - vigilum ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Obviously because you used exploits.
User avatar #41 to #2 - alstorp (07/22/2014) [-]
Wolf? Where?
User avatar #31 to #2 - listerthepessimist (07/22/2014) [-]
you ****** killed Parthunax, man...
#94 to #2 - juventud (07/22/2014) [-]
>>been to jorravskr   
lolwut
>>been to jorravskr
lolwut
#3 to #2 - lolqueen (07/22/2014) [-]
>killed parthunax
User avatar #4 to #3 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
fuk meant alduin
User avatar #5 to #4 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
The damage is done... that dragon was so chill...
#55 to #3 - negerslaktarn (07/22/2014) [-]
i too killed him

with pleasure
User avatar #76 to #55 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That pic and wording make me think you're one of those Ultra luxe ****** from fnv
User avatar #93 to #55 - norwegiandude (07/22/2014) [-]
**** you! On 22. july too!!!
#9 - andovaredoras (07/22/2014) [-]
Ill be honest, it sometimes made me feel quite angry. (After which i went on a rampage, killing everyone in town.)
#81 to #9 - kingferret (07/22/2014) [-]
You sound like an emotionally mature gentleman who knows their own strength.
#80 to #18 - wtfduud ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
It hurts just thinking about it.
#44 to #18 - aviators (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're just fishing for thumbs or some 			****		 but every Skyrim post there is, you post all of these comics in separate comments.   
   
Why not just reply to your original comment?
I don't know if you're just fishing for thumbs or some **** but every Skyrim post there is, you post all of these comics in separate comments.

Why not just reply to your original comment?
User avatar #57 to #44 - slenderwolf (07/22/2014) [-]
The thought never occurred to me, I've never had anyone complain about it before.
User avatar #60 to #57 - aviators (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm just curious as to your motives. I just single out video game posts and a lot of them are Skyrim related and i see these every time.

If you made them, they are really well made but i think its just more efficient to post it all under one comment.
User avatar #84 to #60 - quoterox (07/22/2014) [-]
Unless slenderwolf is a woman, it's not his/her/its comic.

It's a glorious comic.

awkwardzombie.com
is the source.
User avatar #92 to #84 - aviators (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you for the knowledge and source!
#95 to #92 - quoterox (07/22/2014) [-]
you are welcome, sir.

pic is edited from said comic.
#71 - harrywarden (07/22/2014) [-]
I just bought Morrowind and Oblivion for like 15-20 bucks, was it worth it?
I just bought Morrowind and Oblivion for like 15-20 bucks, was it worth it?
#82 to #71 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
I just got it for free. Yarr.

so no, it was not.
User avatar #72 to #71 - toffeecake (07/22/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #75 to #71 - lightarcanine (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #74 to #71 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/22/2014) [-]
Well after playing Skyrim you might not see the big deal, but they were the absolute **** at the time
User avatar #77 to #74 - kanduhuskedetder (07/22/2014) [-]
I was amazed at how bad the graphics in Oblivion actually were when picking it up again after Skyrim.
But my heart belongs to the Shivering Isles.
#87 to #77 - santyclause (07/22/2014) [-]
For Sheorgorath!
Pictured: my favorite character
User avatar #50 - callmemrdillan ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here.
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/23390/
User avatar #73 to #50 - Rozzatron (07/22/2014) [-]
Well **** , another new mod i need to CTD
User avatar #16 - slenderwolf (07/22/2014) [-]
Made it my mission to collect every copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid. Built a house where the first thing a see is a bookshelf full of borderline furry porn, livin' the dream.
#86 to #16 - quoterox (07/22/2014) [-]
>argonian
>furry

get gud scrub
User avatar #96 to #86 - slenderwolf (07/23/2014) [-]
I did say "borderline"
User avatar #30 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Is skyrim worth getting in to ? I bought it used for 10bucks and put it in, played 20min and quit.. never touched it again. Should I play it ?
User avatar #46 to #30 - xgeneration (07/22/2014) [-]
i played it once, it was fun at first
reinstalled it few days ago, decided to get graphic admin's minions since i have a new PC now
admin's minions didn't work so i never touched it since
User avatar #47 to #46 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, i got it on my xbox but now I have pc so thats partly also why i dont play it anymore..
#83 to #30 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
don't waste your life.
Better spend those hours in gym and be more successfull than ANY Skyrim nerd irl.
User avatar #88 to #83 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
**** your gym, I exercise 1-2hours day without gym. I want practical muscles not some bench-pressing muscles. Adding more hours would be mundane.
User avatar #43 to #30 - roflnaut (07/22/2014) [-]
The beginning is slow, but it is definitely worth playing.
User avatar #32 to #30 - tmgrskat (07/22/2014) [-]
Why would you quit ._.
User avatar #33 to #32 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
It was rather booring imo atleast the start. And I was in rather depressive state.
User avatar #36 to #33 - alstorp (07/22/2014) [-]
It's pretty hard to actually get into (for most people). I'd give it a shot again if I were you. Don't get too connected to the quests, just go where you please.
User avatar #48 to #33 - CallMeCrisco (07/22/2014) [-]
If you have it on PC, you can always download an alternate start mod to the game and never again have to bother with the way too long Helgan beginning.
User avatar #49 to #48 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
But I dont I could dl but I have a ****** internet :/
User avatar #51 to #49 - CallMeCrisco (07/22/2014) [-]
That's a real shame. I finally got a proper gaming PC when PS4 and Xbone came out. I decided I was done buying systems that would need to be completely replaced. I'd much rather just wait and slowly upgrade my PC.
User avatar #52 to #51 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Though mine aint proper yet but it still can run newer games on low, and thats good enough for me and these 4 years without computer, I reckon theres tons of good games it can run perfectly.
User avatar #35 to #33 - tmgrskat (07/22/2014) [-]
Have you played any other Elder Scrolls game?
User avatar #37 to #35 - aldothenazi ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Morrowind and the one with ze gates opening I've played.
User avatar #42 to #37 - tmgrskat (07/22/2014) [-]
Skyrim is worth playing. Definitely not on par with the previous game, but it's worth playing.
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