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User avatar #5 - eccleston (02/11/2013) [-]
> Dunmer
> Wanted to return to Morrowind after a long trip across Tamriel.
> Somehow got caught with a bunch of stromcloaks and a horse thief.
> WTFDragon.jpg
> Escape and go to Whiterun.
> Meet Farengaar and talk about magic
> Go to Winterhold
> Become the arch-Mage
> Spread chaos all across Skyrim.
> Go back to whiterun to continue the main quest
> "So you can cast a few Spells, am I supposed to be impressed"?
User avatar #1 - marcothespud (02/10/2013) [-]
- Redguard Warrior.
- Wake up on cart.
- Have amnesia.
- Insane **** happens, going to get executed then dragon then running then killing.
- Get set free into random huge ass world with crazy dragons and what not.
- Some people say I'm the dragonborn or something, others just mock me and ask if someone stole my sweetroll.
- Decide to go out adventuring and killing stuff, have anger problems.
- Fall in with bad crowds like the Dark Brotherhood.
- Start hoarding everything I find.
- End up walking across miles and miles of wild land to get my loot back to Whiterun.
- Too much loot, end up sat in my house surrounded in loot.
- Some chick called Lydia leaves me and tells me I have a hoarding problem.
- I don't need her I have my loot.
- Die surrounded in loot.
- Loot.
User avatar #6 - commentorman (02/11/2013) [-]
>be a Khajiit
>pick lock
>Doesn't want to go to jail
>crime escalates in a matter of minutes
>on death row with Ulfric
User avatar #15 - gibroner (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Dark elf assassin
>I was the guy stealing all the sweetrolls
User avatar #37 - lordsugardaddy (02/12/2013) [-]
> High Elf
> Spying on the Thalmor for the Stormcloaks
> Get caught
> Trying crossing the border
> Get arrested with Ulfric and a guy that's into Beastiality
> About to be executed
> Dragon ****** .jpg
> Go to Whiterun
> Buy a House
> Don't get to the Cloud District very often
User avatar #23 - thefurie ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Imperial Spy
>Go across the border to spy on rebels.
>Pose as Nord
>Become Ulfric's right hand man
>Meet up with contacts in Dark Brotherhood, Theives Guild, Companions and College.
>Accepted into all folds and rise to top
>Set up ambush
>General wants me dead to hide my involvement
>Tells me he slaughtered my wife.
>Get put on chopping block with Stormcloaks
>Decide to remain in cover
>Never remarry but adopt
>Pickpocket General's sword
>Murder him with own sword while battling in solitude
>Only use His armor and weapon from now on.
>For brena
User avatar #47 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Be honest with me, FJ. Am I the only one who makes up entire backstories and personalities for my characters?
>Be Khajiit, six years old, living a content life in my Elsweyr farming village home
>Have a baby sister and both parents living, little trouble from the Thalmor until recently
>They come to the village, angry words exchanged, too little to know what's happening, and they return the next day in full force and burn my home to the ground
>Some males stay behind to to fight, my father included
>Mother, sister, and I get into a wagon with other noncombatants, I try to get out and get to father
>"Ditems!" D:
>Dad hugs me
>"Be strong, little one."
>Turns and runs into fight, I never see him again
>Mother, sister and I make for Cyrodiil
>Be 24, working in my uncle's caravan since that day
>Mom died from disease when I was younger, sister and I had to learn how to handle ourselves in the city
>Chilling in a tavern, *************
>Two drunk-off-their-yellow-asses Thalmor agents start picking a fight with the bar owner
>Sister and I get involved, weapons are drawn
>Long story short, we need to leave Cyrodiil, and fast
>On the road to Skyrim, we accidentally walk into Imperial-Stormcloak ambush
>Cover for my sister while she makes a break for it
>Whacked over the head, wake up tied up in a cart
> **** goes down
>Escape with a Stormcloak, sympathy later shifts to Imperials
>Current mission: Save the world, find my sister, and knock a few Thalmor heads together while I'm at it.

That was weird, yet fun.
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User avatar #8 - heretofuckshitup (02/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Your character was illegally crossing the border by the aid of the Stork Cloaks. The Empire was sentencing you to death for collaborating with them and accepting their help instead of going through standard customs of travel by the Cyrodiil law. Aside from that the back stories you people make could be the reasons why you illegally came to skyrim like a mexican border hopper
#20 - mrmcput (02/11/2013) [-]
>Wood elf
>mild mannered, likes to hunt
>Stormcloak raid on home town, entire family is killed.
>The trauma gives him an insatiable bloodlust.
>On a mission of revenge against the Stormcloaks when the Legion attacks and is captured.
>Out of nowhere mother ******* Alduin.
>Breaks free and joins the Dark Brotherhood, kills everyone who has wronged him.
#17 - mysticninja (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>high elf.
>pyromaniac
>on death row for setting Nordic guards on fire
>dragon outta ******* no where
>swear revenge on the empire
>become member of dark brotherhood
> emperor accepts his fate and prepares for dignified death
>light his **** on fire
User avatar #41 - Thunderrr (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But in the game it's said that the player was trying to cross the Skyrim border and was caught.
User avatar #33 - ponchosdm ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
>Nord
>live in whiterun
>do every non repeatable or infinite sidequest
>marry Muiri
>build my house on a lake
>adopt 2 little girls
>feel like i have a family
>spent more than 300 hours on the game
>be on funnyjunk
>tell my story
>tell myself that I need to go out more...
User avatar #26 - sirformidio (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
An assassin Dark Elf, specialized in silencing Mages. I was tasked with something easy, silence a big mouth, get a big payout. As we drank to his death, I blacked out. Bastards drugged me. Woke up in the wagon. Must've been a loose end, needed snipping. So I took up the dagger again, fairly quickly. Didn't take me long, once you're good at something it doesn't matter what tools you have. By the end of the month I managed to get good connections, personal friends of high standing politicians, affiliated with some small rebel group. I hated the High Elf bastards, figured I may as well become friends with the only people fighting them. Wasn't long before I found the Dark Brotherhood after they saw me taking their kills. I tested their mettle. They lost. Left the thieves guild be. My job was killing, theirs was stealing. No problems with them.
The Province of Skyrim became my playground, and by the Nine Divine, I will bury the ******* that drugged me if it's the last thing I do.
User avatar #9 - matexius (02/11/2013) [-]
> be a Nord
> Trauma from battles raged before
> Wakes up in a cart
> WT* happened
> About to be executed
> Suddenly DRAGON!
> Started new life in Skyrim in DB and Thieves guild
> Soon to be engaged with Aela
User avatar #34 - nsali (02/12/2013) [-]
not skyrim, but morrorwind (fun fact, all the major elderscrolls games start the player as a prisoner),
so on my second playthough of morrorwind i made my char look just like the "other prisoner",juib, that you talk too before you leave the prison transport ship, named him juib too, and his story was he was just a dark elf that lost his mind on skooma and the juib you talk too was just the char talking to himself,

another fun fact about the elderscrolls, i believe in the "there can be only one" concept of play....if i see another person that looks like me, hair cut, facial patterns etc etc they must die,
User avatar #29 - kaiserwilhelm (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
doesn't it say in the game that you were trying to cross the border at the same time as the stormcloaks and they kinda just bunched you all together?
#28 - mrdrface (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hi, sorry for bad english. Am Argonian.
>I farm cabbage.
>Imperial army capture me while I farm cabbage.
>Free from execution by dragon, offer him cabbage.
>Realize I no longer have home, so I must steal cabbage to repay great flying dragon savior
>Marry Lydia, Have half argonian/Nord babies, sell for cabbage
> Realize Dragons like caves
>Must place cabbage in every single crate and chest in caves in case Dragon looks there
User avatar #4 - thecorf (02/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i actually think they in the intro mentioned something about your character trying to emigrate from Skyrim... not sure though
User avatar #2 - lukewarmpigeon (02/11/2013) [-]
>busted for murdering everyone in wherever the **** the one before morrowind took place
>repeated in morrowind
>repeated in oblivion
>repeated in skyrim

if it was killable i killed it
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