Weight. .. Let me tell you a story of my adventures of Skyrim :3 >Dragon attack Solitude >Shooting it with arrows >Dies and lands on top of my house in solitude &
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User avatar #1 - nsfwcontent (01/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Let me tell you a story of my adventures of Skyrim :3

>Dragon attack Solitude
>Shooting it with arrows
>Dies and lands on top of my house in solitude
> ****** luck right?
>Pro: I got a freakin dragon skeleton looking badass on my roof
>Con: can't loot the smug ******
>even after death the dragon is mocking me, staying just out of my reach
>keeping the loot it plundered even after death
#6 - kirbyking (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had to give up on Skyrim for a while after the full scale war I ended up in against the mobs.   
   
Two frost dragons come flying down at me at once while I'm trying to take out a giant camp, one dragon goes after a giant and they fight it out for a little while I take care of two mammoths and the other giant.   
   
I'm constantly trying to dodge the dragon while taking these bastards out but I do it, go for the weakened dragon first and take it out, loot the hell out of everyone. Now I'm over encumbered and the dead dragon is quickly replaced with a blood dragon. I eat my own weight in potions and somehow manage to survive the whole thing, taking everyone out.    
   
I turn around and there's Lydia looking at me like I'm a complete twat, I put away my weapon and walk over to her, she starts glitching out like 						****					 (full on limbs dancing all over) and just disappears through the 						*******					 floor.   
   
Picture pretty much sums up Lydia before she went AWOL.
I had to give up on Skyrim for a while after the full scale war I ended up in against the mobs.

Two frost dragons come flying down at me at once while I'm trying to take out a giant camp, one dragon goes after a giant and they fight it out for a little while I take care of two mammoths and the other giant.

I'm constantly trying to dodge the dragon while taking these bastards out but I do it, go for the weakened dragon first and take it out, loot the hell out of everyone. Now I'm over encumbered and the dead dragon is quickly replaced with a blood dragon. I eat my own weight in potions and somehow manage to survive the whole thing, taking everyone out.

I turn around and there's Lydia looking at me like I'm a complete twat, I put away my weapon and walk over to her, she starts glitching out like **** (full on limbs dancing all over) and just disappears through the ******* floor.

Picture pretty much sums up Lydia before she went AWOL.
User avatar #9 - Sinless (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Decide to **** around with all the side quests before completing main
>Max smithing
>Get to Markarth
>Reverse pickpocket a set of Daedric Armor onto the Forsworn agent
>It's been 2 months, the city guard have yet to kill him
User avatar #35 - justadude (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I play with a mod that makes gold and arrows have weight.
#36 to #35 - turretbuddy (01/31/2013) [-]
What about the peasants other than you and I?
User avatar #12 - responsibletim (01/31/2013) [-]
Blood Dragons: A level 10's worst nightmare.
#5 - scooba (01/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - baronbobo (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Skyrim story time.

>Going to a bandit camp when i noticed a dragon was attacking the encampment.
>Rather than fighting the dragon and the bandits i decided to let the dragon take them out for me.
> Once it finished it landed and i noticed that it had turned around to look at me.
>it did not move for a while till it started walking up to me so i drew my sword and got ready to fight until its head was level to mine it stopped and looked straight at me again unmoving for about 10 seconds then it took off and flew away.
>Almost shed a tear and who says video games cant be art?
#17 - harmonicanarchy (01/31/2013) [+] (22 replies)
sorta related.. what weighs more? a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?
the feathers, because gold and other precious metals are weighed 12 oz/lb instead of 16 oz/lb
#29 to #17 - checkingnsfw (01/31/2013) [-]
So you are saying 1000kg's of feathers weighs more than 1000kg gold?
#62 - tonkkax (01/31/2013) [-]
>Playing skyrim
>Going around whiterun as a werewolf khajiit
>Guard stops and says to me "..Is that... Fur? Coming out of your ears?"
>Mfw
#42 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
#10 - pyra (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well when you go out and steal everything, sure
User avatar #52 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2013) [-]
Oblivion:

Can't carry 5 large swords and a set of armor

Can carry 5,000,000 paint brushes and run while doing it.
User avatar #81 - tigronn (02/25/2013) [-]
over encumbered, eat 100 apples, fixed
User avatar #76 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
>go to riverwood to sell junk
>frost dragon attacks
> kills blacksmiths wife
>he goes up to her body
>"oh gods no"
> a couple hours later i come back
> another frost dragon
>kills the black smith
> i send his naked body down the river
User avatar #53 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#11 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Also. Leather Weigths more than Iron.
User avatar #40 - bitchplzzz (01/31/2013) [-]
oi, u avin a laugh?


its a game.
And I love it... it like having a hot bitch with a mental disorder.
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