The FapMaster 9000. It's actually a cockring. Almost there! Take my front page virginity! mmmm ohhh yes, yes, yessss! Edit: Blueballed.. Saarthal Amulet in v Si id fap dat
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The FapMaster 9000. It's actually a cockring. Almost there! Take my front page virginity! mmmm ohhh yes, yes, yessss! Edit: Blueballed.. Saarthal Amulet in v Si

It's actually a cockring.
Almost there! Take my front page virginity! mmmm ohhh yes, yes, yessss!
Edit: Blueballed.

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Saarthal Amulet in v
Silver Amethyst Ring
Silver Emerald Necklace
Silver Garnet Ring
Silver Garnet Ring
Silver Necklace
Silver Necklace
Sportscaster‘ s Findout
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The Baulder Amulet
The Silent Protagonist
Thieves Guild Armor
Thieves Guild Boots
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Thieves Guild Hood l
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#1 - ExcitedSoup
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(01/21/2012) [-]
It's not even OVER 9000.
It's not even OVER 9000.
User avatar #36 - sidekickman
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(01/22/2012) [-]
"One handed attacks to 8070% more damage" Seems legit.
User avatar #40 to #36 - graphically
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Use a Fortify Restoration Potion and wear Fortify Alchemy equips. Since the Fortify Alchemy ability is under the school of Restoration, and the Fortify Restoration potion increases Restoration by a certain percent, after you use it, your Fortify Alchemy Enchantment will be boosted, so just keep on making Fortify Restoration potions and use them to make stronger ones.

Ingredients for the potion are rather easy to find, just go swimming and catch the fish in the water.

So in fact it is quite legit. Note: It's not a glitch, it's an exploit.
#44 to #40 - anon id: c8f0138e
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(01/22/2012) [-]
It has diminishing returns, there is a maximum value near the 60% range. It won't go on forever.
#43 to #44 - anon id: 39c8ecd6
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(01/09/2014) [-]
really? tell that to my 1.5 million damage bow that one shots everything, tried, tested and confirmed . (I dont use it though, i don't like making the game too easy)
User avatar #42 to #40 - petro
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(01/22/2012) [-]
You deserve a pinkie, because I've been trying to do this the hard way, back and forth between "Fortify Enchanting" And "Fortify Alchemy".
#22 - bersrker
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(01/22/2012) [-]
#19 - oufancyna
Reply -12 123456789123345869
(01/22/2012) [-]
Im angry because when ever i try to save edit on my xbox it ***** up. does anyone know where i can get a good save editor for skyrim.
User avatar #21 to #19 - chituat
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(01/22/2012) [-]
silly xbox fan. Editing, modding, and multitasking are for the PC!
#23 to #21 - xgeneration
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(01/22/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #1531629 at FJ Pony Thread **   
   
What I want to give you.
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #1531629 at FJ Pony Thread **

What I want to give you.
#35 to #23 - chituat
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Im hoping you were trying to get a medal...?
#25 to #21 - johnnythedude
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(01/22/2012) [-]
He's right, the computer version was just a ****** patch from the xbox
He's right, the computer version was just a ****** patch from the xbox
User avatar #24 to #21 - wajaba
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(01/22/2012) [-]
silly compu fan, bethesda designs there games so that you can modify on all platforms, on top of that, skyrim was prioritized to the xbox :)
#45 to #24 - crispyneon
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Dude, I was born and raised console gamer....and even I know you're wrong as hell.

By the way, I have a picture of you here, after you got done writing your comment.
User avatar #28 - yoyoyojack
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(01/22/2012) [-]
that thing has a huge bonus because of a hack right?
#29 to #28 - insanitydriven **User deleted account**
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User avatar #39 to #29 - graphically
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Use a Fortify Restoration Potion and wear Fortify Alchemy equips. Since the Fortify Alchemy ability is under the school of Restoration, and the Fortify Restoration potion increases Restoration by a certain percent, after you use it, your Fortify Alchemy Enchantment will be boosted, so just keep on making Fortify Restoration potions and use them to make stronger ones.

Ingredients for the potion are rather easy to find, just go swimming and catch the fish in the water.
#46 to #39 - insanitydriven **User deleted account**
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User avatar #47 to #46 - graphically
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(01/23/2012) [-]
You're right. That's why I stuck to using maximum enchantments that enchanting potions, fortify enchanting armor, and level 100 enchanting would allow.

#32 to #29 - anon id: 4bec649d
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Restoration Potion exploit.

Search it up.
#8 - anon id: 5ce37419
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(01/21/2012) [-]
What gear is he using?

#9 to #8 - wingsisaac [OP]
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Its full daedric, however I am equipping the ebony mail (body armor) from the boethiah quest. You can start it by just playing the game, and eventually a "cultist of boethiah" will attack you, and you can grab the book he has and read it to start it out. If you're impatient, I'm pretty sure you can just go up to the shrine of boethiah (search on the skyrim wiki)
User avatar #20 to #9 - themagnetlord
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(01/22/2012) [-]
you need to be at least level 30 to find boethiahs cultists at the shrine of boethiah
#10 to #9 - anon id: 5ce37419
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Can you take a picture from the front? I want to see how it looks, I was a little disappointed by the lack of armor and weapons. -Chibides
#12 to #10 - anon id: 5ce37419
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Btw, that is what I am wearing. -Chibides

#11 to #10 - wingsisaac [OP]
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Here, full ebony with the ebony mail, front and back. Found it on GOOGLE <3

http://static .skyrimnexus. com/downloads/images/3086-1-1323391032.jpg
(remove spaces)
#13 to #11 - anon id: 5ce37419
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Nice, I hope that they will make more awesome armor's, or that modders will make some.
User avatar #43 to #13 - petro
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(01/22/2012) [-]
I have to say, the Nightingale armor is by far the coolest looking, in my opinion.
User avatar #5 - captainfish
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(01/21/2012) [-]
...How the...?
User avatar #38 to #5 - graphically
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Use a Fortify Restoration Potion and wear Fortify Alchemy equips. Since the Fortify Alchemy ability is under the school of Restoration, and the Fortify Restoration potion increases Restoration by a certain percent, after you use it, your Fortify Alchemy Enchantment will be boosted, so just keep on making Fortify Restoration potions and use them to make stronger ones.

Ingredients for the potion are rather easy to find, just go swimming and catch the fish in the water.
#6 to #5 - wingsisaac [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/21/2012) [-]
**wingsisaac rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Snooki without makeup ** open console, type "player.setav enchanting 9001"

Profit
User avatar #7 to #6 - captainfish
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(01/21/2012) [-]
I know what I'm doing over the next 5 hours. :D
#34 - mavsman
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(01/22/2012) [-]
does that make things fly? like this?
does that make things fly? like this?
#17 - anon id: 4c10f876
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(01/22/2012) [-]
It's that thing where you use enchanting to fortify alchemy to make potions to fortify enchanting. There is a Youtube video where someone made a bow enchanted to to 1.5 million damage.
User avatar #27 to #17 - nevrit
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(01/22/2012) [-]
there is an easier way, make armor that increases your enchanting ability, wear that and use it to make more enchanted armor. repeat and you can make anything

#16 - anon id: bc63238c
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(01/22/2012) [-]
Whoa
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