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I hate Lydia

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Reasons I swear in Swim
I Died
I shouted instead
running
I Accidentally grabbed
women now:
I Lydia is In my way
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Submitted: 12/29/2011
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#130 - trollsniper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#52 - tutygoodman ONLINE (12/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#122 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>playing skyrim
>go to black briar meadery to get my speech up (Bug)
>Go to speak to the guy at the counter
>Accidentally grab a cup
>Oh **** guards
>Start panicking for no reason
>begin beating the **** out of the guards
>start getting hard thinking of the blood
>start screaming at the screen while rubbing my balls
>mom walks in, sees my boner
>Starts flinging mashed potatoes at me
> immediately start cumming
>covered in mashed potatoes and cum
>Look at screen.
>I was actually playing halo
>Wake up
>Legs are missing and I'm covered in cat ****
MFW
#68 - highaspinkiepie (12/30/2011) [+] (15 replies)
I absolutely despise followers. Especially Lydia. She just ******* sat in my house all day, knocking all my **** on the floor, and eating my food. So I brought that bitch to the edge of Whiterun in the middle of the night, slit her throat, then dragged the body under the bridge. She ******* had it coming.
#257 - BoSchittButler (12/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)
lydia died as soon as i left Whiterun... i went to a giant camp, she decided to be the hero and tried to kill 2 giants an 2 mammoths, and got 						**********					 while doing so, but right before she died a 						*******					 DRAGON came out of nowhere and breathed fire on her to finish her off... then 3 Whiterun guards from the watchtower came and decided  to join the fun.  so here i am, in the middle of this jizz-tastic epic battle between Whiterun guards, giants, mammoths and a dragon  (some bandits eventually came, but stood no chance and were fist to go).  the guards put up a good fight but got obliterated by the mammoths, the mammoths died from the dragon, the giants finished off the dragon, and then the giants came after me next. the giants had hardly any health left, so i took them out with a few arrows. in the end, there 2 mammoth corpses, 2 giant corpses, 5 bandit corpses, 3 Whiterun Guard corpses, 1 dragon corpse, and a dead lydia. i stood among all of these corpses, feeling like a complete and totally badass.  the feeling of me absorbing the dragons soul while being surrounded by dead bodys, cannot be out into words.    
SO. 						*******					. EPIC.    
<<<< how i felt after the battle was won and i was the last one standing.
lydia died as soon as i left Whiterun... i went to a giant camp, she decided to be the hero and tried to kill 2 giants an 2 mammoths, and got ********** while doing so, but right before she died a ******* DRAGON came out of nowhere and breathed fire on her to finish her off... then 3 Whiterun guards from the watchtower came and decided to join the fun. so here i am, in the middle of this jizz-tastic epic battle between Whiterun guards, giants, mammoths and a dragon (some bandits eventually came, but stood no chance and were fist to go). the guards put up a good fight but got obliterated by the mammoths, the mammoths died from the dragon, the giants finished off the dragon, and then the giants came after me next. the giants had hardly any health left, so i took them out with a few arrows. in the end, there 2 mammoth corpses, 2 giant corpses, 5 bandit corpses, 3 Whiterun Guard corpses, 1 dragon corpse, and a dead lydia. i stood among all of these corpses, feeling like a complete and totally badass. the feeling of me absorbing the dragons soul while being surrounded by dead bodys, cannot be out into words.
SO. ******* . EPIC.
<<<< how i felt after the battle was won and i was the last one standing.
User avatar #151 - skorn (12/30/2011) [-]
Do what I did.
> Kill Lydia with Soul Trap and a Black Gem
> Enchant Ring with Feather
> Name it Lydia
More or less the same thing TBH
#326 - kaneparker (12/30/2011) [-]
I am swoooooorn to carry your burdens.
#147 - braviary (12/30/2011) [-]
> Fighting a bunch of mages
> Getting my ass kicked, I have no clue whats going on
> Getting ready to release the only powerful shout I have
> Lydia is safely behind me
> Press the shout button
> LYDIA OUT OF ******* NOWHERE
> Get her directly and completely miss the mages
> She dies immediately
> MFW
User avatar #305 - inetus (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Get Lydia
>10 minutes later I'm going to meet the Graybeards
> **** wild frost troll appears
> ****** kills me in 2 hits
>Retry, same thing happens
> Send Lydia in while I stay back and shoot at him
>Lydia dies within seconds.
>I'm alone for the rest of the game...
>the ****
#196 - chriztoefur (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
this guy
#24 - auesis (12/30/2011) [-]
I've always been lone wolf. I moved out of Whiterun after Lydia kept getting in my way in the doors of the house. I...may have cut her down in anger. She now lies on my bed in the abandoned house, naked after I stole all of her equipment for quick gold. Tried to make it look as natural as possible. I've done this to many a citizen. My housecarl in Solitude lies dead on my kitchen table while I eat calmly with Aela. We're like the world's most sadistic married couple.
I've always been lone wolf. I moved out of Whiterun after Lydia kept getting in my way in the doors of the house. I...may have cut her down in anger. She now lies on my bed in the abandoned house, naked after I stole all of her equipment for quick gold. Tried to make it look as natural as possible. I've done this to many a citizen. My housecarl in Solitude lies dead on my kitchen table while I eat calmly with Aela. We're like the world's most sadistic married couple.
#51 - tutygoodman ONLINE (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I accidentaly arrowed lyidia and killed her, i'm so sorry lydia I cry ever single night!!!! life is harder without you carrying my **** .
#247 - CollinTB (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I accidentally killed her, like, half an hour after I got her because I was going to see the greybeards and was getting my ass handed to me by a frost troll, so I just busted out 2 scrolls of blizzard and 1 scroll of apocalypse or some 						****					. In the end, Lydia and the troll were both launched off the mountain and I never saw them again.
I accidentally killed her, like, half an hour after I got her because I was going to see the greybeards and was getting my ass handed to me by a frost troll, so I just busted out 2 scrolls of blizzard and 1 scroll of apocalypse or some **** . In the end, Lydia and the troll were both launched off the mountain and I never saw them again.
#240 - Bunnygoeslawl (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be adventuring with Lydia for the first time.
> ***** hitting the fan in a dungeon
>Bitch ******* hits 3 traps in a row
>Dumb **** dies after 3 traps and 50 arrows to the cunt
**** that ****** bitch.
I got myself the Viking bitch with the blue and white paint. ***** cash
User avatar #15 - AmusableBman ONLINE (12/29/2011) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, my story of conquest and loss.

I was going to the top of a mountain to find a word. i fast travelled to labrynthia (i think). i walked for about two minutes, and two dragons appeared over my head. one of them was ignoring me, so i focused on the other one, after a drawn out battle which expended all my health potions and brought me to very low health, i finally beat it. only to walk five feet and get massacred by a snow bear.
god
*******
dammit.
#316 - patriotpenguin (12/30/2011) [-]
lydia is getting in my way

attack a gaurd

gets behind lydia when he attacks

garud hits lydia and all the other whiterun soilders attack her while i run for it
#144 - smanindeed (12/30/2011) [-]
When she gets in the way, I just shout at the bitch... IN DRAGON LANGUAGE.
#1 - anonymous (12/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 48**
#2 to #1 - ballsacksarehorny (12/29/2011) [-]
**ballsacksarehorny rolls 77** try these
#342 - dveon (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Be playing skrim for the first time
>Got ps3 day before, still getting used to controls
>Trying to get through beginning of game quickly
>Asks my name, default is prisoner
> Accidentally hit accept
>I am a prisoner forever
>Feels bad man
>MFW
#81 - Splinther (12/30/2011) [-]
>About to enter a dungeon
>Have to sneak by some guards, tell Lydia to wait
>Finish mission, Lydia is gone
>Spend 2 weeks playing without her
>Find that bitch drinking ale in dragonsreach
>The **** bitch
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