Strong Nord Woman

get that shit out of my face, and I'm not talking about Skyrim...

She says that every time you pass within twenty feet of her.
So irritating.
I wish the NPCs would just ignore you occasionally in Skyrim.
It just seems like their entire lives revolve around sharing random snippets of conversation with me.
And a 'hello' wouldn't go amiss, instead of telling me their life story every time I walk past them.

"I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work"

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

"Imperial soaps and towelettes. They used to make me feel so cleeeaan.

I LOVE
LOOOOVE
moist towelettes!

They feel so GLOOORIOUS upon my sweet ass."

every time my character (who is a woman) walks past another woman, they say "it's a fine day with you around" and I'm like (gif)

There's a nip in the air... cold won't be good for my crops... never is...

Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days.

These Imperial softies' nipples can't handle a little cold

"Have you ever tried mercenary work? It just might suit you..."