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User avatar #1 - joshlol (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I clicked "Story time." expecting a story

I am disappointed
User avatar #4 - xenoquack (07/21/2014) [-]
This one time I went to a small village, thinking I'm alpha and hit on the first bitch I saw. Naturally she didn't give in to me, not just yet. I followed her home and made my move again. Bitch started shouting so I smashed her down with my axe and looted the place. Guards were all over the place but I used my powers of flame to incinerate them. Next thing I know, the whole village tries to kill me. Then a ******* dragon swoops down and I'm being attacked by the village, the dragon and some bears too!
Then I went home and played Skyrim.

TLDR; I killed a bunch of people and a dragon, then played Skyrim.
User avatar #3 - fuckoatmeal (07/21/2014) [-]
One time big brother admin sent for his sexiest mod meat. When he arrived to big brother admins chambers he was struck in the chest by a giant dragon dildo. He looked into big brother admins asshole. Stepping forward he raised the mighty dragon dick and plunged it into big brother admin. Then they ****** ! -FIN
User avatar #8 - caligulol (11/30/2014) [-]
i waltzed into markarth with a bow and a combination of at least 300 different arrows, one by one everyone died, then i walked out and moved on to winterhold before applying to join the stormcloaks. eventually all that were left were essential characters and guards. it was a fun 20 mins.
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