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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - enemyoftrn
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(11/01/2013) [-]
**enemyoftrn rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Surprise! **
If only what the average Daedric soldier knew what we are doing with their hearts...
#38 to #4 - spartanprodigy
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Actually, deadric soldiers know exactly what their armor is made from. A deadric blacksmith must perform brutal sacrifices under the right circumstances in order to craft the armor. In the games, however, for the sake of gameplay it isn't nearly that complex, or grotesque.

TLDR; the daedric are some violent mother ******* and don't mind making armor from the ones they've slain.
User avatar #44 to #38 - enemyoftrn
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I think, and this is my own canon, that Daedric soldiers bound their own souls to their armor. That's why we need their heart, because normally, we can't loot their armor. Their armor is bonded to their material body.
#10 to #4 - pollepolle
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Your sentence made no sense to me, yet I'm amused
Your sentence made no sense to me, yet I'm amused
User avatar #12 to #10 - enemyoftrn
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For those who chose the path of Blacksmith, the best heavy armor to unlock is the Daedric armor. For these awesome set, you need two rare materials, Obsidian, and Daedric heart. Daedric heart is so rare that a mage merchant only have two of them. The other way to get them, is to find Daedric enemies, kill them and take their still warm hearts. So in essence, its not just the armor or helmet that needs the heart, it is also the boots and glove/gauntlets. Now imagine what the dragonborn do with his hands when he is alone and lonely?
User avatar #21 to #12 - misticalz
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Go into the battleborn clan house and go downstairs.
There should be a heart on a plate in one of the rooms.
It re-spawns every once in awhile. Just steal it.
#40 to #12 - anon id: d3199801
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User avatar #19 to #12 - rokkarokkaali
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He goes to the nearest bandit camp, kill them all, and then rape the women?
User avatar #15 to #12 - linktheherooftime
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You need Ebony not obsidian.
User avatar #16 to #15 - enemyoftrn
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Sorry, confused with minecraft for a bit there.
#1 - mudkipftw
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#43 to #1 - highkingofskyrim
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No you're not.
#8 to #1 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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This doesn't make sense.
User avatar #39 to #8 - Relinies
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Probably because it's a little broken from FJ compressing it to thumbnail size.
Click it for full size.
#45 to #39 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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No still, the comment doesn't make sense. He used it just to use it.
User avatar #2 - bluwizard
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Bear Grylls Simulator.
User avatar #6 to #2 - skiff
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No no, Bear Grylls is backstage eating pizza with the camera men
User avatar #25 to #6 - mutantpanda
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And yet he still finds excuses to drink his own piss
User avatar #46 to #25 - skiff
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For all we know he could've pissed in a bottle, put it in his bag, get the cameramen to give him apple juice or something and say it's piss.
#27 - arcticassassin
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How I end up playing after the first story quest
User avatar #20 - zomaru
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You only learn the first effect if you are an amateur, so:
Large antlers would learn you Restore Stamina, Fortify is the second ability.
Cyrodilic Spadetail, same thing, the first ability is actually Damage Stamina.
Giants Toe is correct.
And the Human heart would give you Damage Health, or in the off chance that it's a Daedra heart, then Restore Health.
I knew this $40 guide would help one day.
#23 to #20 - anon id: a42c6e5e
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You get this information for free on the internet you kno
User avatar #17 - iamnuff
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It's a game about eating things off the floor.
#31 - skybornetide
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How I play Skyrim...
How I play Skyrim...
User avatar #47 to #31 - theweirdnorwegian
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(11/06/2013) [-]
RWBY ftw. Not as good as I had hoped, but still pretty awesome.
#11 - anon id: 8e58d622
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Amateurs...
Amateurs...
User avatar #30 to #11 - ianistheman
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Why is this so arousing
User avatar #42 to #30 - quaggsire
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(11/02/2013) [-]
because Daenerys
#22 - hockeynerd
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I really want to play, but I haven't in a few months and I know if I start, I won't be able to stop.
User avatar #5 - skiff
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(11/01/2013) [-]
What about the spider eggs? that ****** ****** up.
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