Skyrim Quotes vs. Slap-Level. If you want to see more funny graphs and charts, check out the channel, "graphs-n-charts." Also, yes, I purposefully lef
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Skyrim Quotes vs. Slap-Level

If you want to see more funny graphs and charts, check out the channel, "graphs-n-charts."

Also, yes, I purposefully left the "Arrow to the knee" quote out of this content. ...WAY too old of a "joke."

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User avatar #24 - galkawhm (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Playing skyrim
>Hear "Do you get to the cloud district very often?" for the upteenth time.
>Kill him
>Steal his soul
>enchant boots
>Walk around the cloud district.
#2 - asshatfartface (02/10/2013) [-]
>"Now I remember... you're that new member of the Companions. So, you, what... fetch the mead?"
>mfw im the Harbinger
#8 - fattyacid (02/10/2013) [-]
"You know, if you have the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."

mfw Farengar, mfw.
#13 - comradewinter ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The most annoying quote in Skyrim is when Jericho says: "Stop right there, criminal scum!" Makes me want to use my Fat Man and blow him right back to the Reaper ship. Pic related, it's Shepard from The Younger Scrolls next to an NCR soldier.
#19 - XxElJuegoxX (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Comment Picture
#39 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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''Is that hair coming out of your ears?''

MFW i play as khajiit.
#23 - Take (02/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
any orcs looking for a good death, you can taste my sord
User avatar #1 - eddiethead (02/10/2013) [-]
Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
Throw my computer out a window.
#120 - mynameislego ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Hey OP I was curious but, Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
Hey OP I was curious but, Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
#53 - popkornking (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish the torture devices in the various dungeons around Skyrim were functional for the sole reason that I could kill Nazeem as slowly as humanly possible.
+17
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#104 - boredomavenger (02/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I honestly think Oblivion had worse ones

>by Asura
>by Asura
>by Asura
#62 - marknutt (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**marknutt rolls 66** fus ro dubs.
#44 - dibella (02/10/2013) [-]
So many Skyrim posts lately.
#127 - luidias (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I work for belethor, at the general goods store :D"
#119 - conagheraxe (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey there's a cave here. Think we should check it out?"
#94 - Edensfire ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The one that always got me was the ******* preacher. "WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS... WRRRRRRIIITTTHHIINNNNGGG IN OUR OWN FILTH"
#88 - draezeth (02/11/2013) [-]
"I'm not afraid of you, even if you ARE my elder!"
"I'm not afraid of you, even if you ARE my elder!"
#144 - xtnega (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
PC Modding Master Race reporting in.
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