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User avatar #20 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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I know why the Courier shows up naked.

Because he "has something to deliver, your eyes only."
#1 - infinitereaper (02/02/2014) [+] (31 replies)
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Hope you guys enjoyed! It's a bit harder to produce but more to come!
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#9 - slenderwolf (02/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I collected every single copy of "Lusty Argonian Maid" and filled a bookcase with them. Now every time I enter my house I am greeted with a collection of borderline furry porn. I'm living the life.
#6 - dmwa (02/03/2014) [-]
"the them"

some fine content though
#38 - CMSTF (02/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Hundreds of hours played on Skyrim and not once have I tried to Unrelenting Force Blackreach's sun.

I mean, who would even do such a thing

and why would it spawn a dragon
damnit bethesda
#24 - Aejax (02/03/2014) [-]
>trekking through the high mountains in the middle of a blizzard
>almost no visibility due to snow and the fact that it's ~1am in-game
>suddenly hear footsteps behind me
>draw my sword, and turn to face the threat
>a courier, who is wearing nothing but a hat and loin cloth, hands me a letter then runs off into the night
User avatar #35 - sexyhimself (02/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#51 - europe (02/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Most of this is trivia, rather than "lore"
User avatar #5 - sidnineonefourtwo (02/03/2014) [-]
You cannot marry the them. That just makes me laugh for some reason.
#48 - germed (02/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
welp, time to install skyrim again.
#2 - kaliban (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Could....could you elaborate on #9 for me? Or is it just some 						*******					 skeleton?   
Could....could you elaborate on #9 for me? Or is it just some ******* skeleton?

User avatar #126 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (02/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Did anyone else come across a giant in blackreach? I thought it was pretty ******* weird so I assumed it was a glitch.
#10 - wargod (02/03/2014) [-]
Pretty cool, knew some of these, would love to know more
#22 - applescryatnight ONLINE (02/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i use this picture as a show of what happens when dark elves and orcs mate.
i have a screenshot of a successful combination of the races that looks badass, but i think this one looks more interesting.
#114 - BiggieFoot (02/03/2014) [-]
Here's a little neat fact I found while doing the Hangover mission. If you go to the guard tower in Rorikstead, you can find a guard with a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 2 and some rags.
User avatar #25 - xxjmacxx (02/03/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Just wanted to point out, this started out as lore, then slowly became all about skyrim easter eggs...
User avatar #166 - syndromes (02/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why is this comp called Skyrim Lore when literally only the first entry is actual lore with the rest just being fast facts?
User avatar #33 - respectyourmom (02/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#8... you can if you are playing on PC..
User avatar #50 to #33 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
what cant you do with skyrim on pc
User avatar #32 - moribus (02/03/2014) [-]
Tell me more about mamuth fisting.
User avatar #82 - Tyranitar (02/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I didn't know Molag Bal actually did the rape thing, but based on what Serana tells you about female pureblood vampires (Daughters of Coldharbour), she heavily implies that they have to offer their bodies to be raped by Molag Bal to receive that power.
User avatar #83 to #82 - infinitereaper (02/03/2014) [-]
Serana is a special character, I was really bothered when I initially found that out for myself, however I didn't care. I hated the Daedra anyway, in fact in every possible quest I've **** all over them. Every quest I could fail I did, the others I just avoid all together. I even finished grinding my character by beating the **** out of a summoned Daedra time and time again. So I initially wanted to marry her in my game, however, that was before I knew Bethusda had a thing for non-marriage for DLC characters.

That being said, I'm not unhappy with Lydia. In fact, I decked her out with "The Lover's Armor" the strongest base damage sword in the game. I can kill things in one hit, but with her around I literally don't have to lift a finger.
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