Skyrim Logic

Website: The Escapist
Artist(s): Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
Series: Critical Miss
Source: www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9237-The-Dragonslayer

Fantastic job cutting out the artist names and watermark, OP.

>fighting a dragon with a bunch of Whiterun guards
>whiterun guard runs up to the dragon and does a finishing move
>he jumps on top of the dragon and stabs him several times in the head
>casually gets off the dragon
>walks up to me
>says "Stormcloaks, Imperials, Dragons, it doesn't matter to me who I fight, let them come!"

I was once fighting a dragon near a tower, y'know the usual. As I shot it down to near near and was getting ready for the final shot, it landed and a fucking guard jumped onto the thing finishing the dragon with the usual badass dragon slaying animations.
Then the guy jumps off the dragon like nothing happened and said "I got to thinking... what if I'M the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet."
MFW

**donthateme rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Remember kids! ** mfw

>be in Dawnstar
>looking for the museum
>suddenly dragon
>I use Dragonrend
>dispatch the dragon easily with the guards
>absorb its soul
>guard gets back to his post and says: " My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty!"

I don't really care if it's a repost. New to me, by that number to thumbs, new to other people too...

First of all this is a repost, but I don't really give a shit.

The reason I'm commenting is to ask why you would edit out the watermark with the artist's name and probably website url at the bottom of the picture. You even say in the description that it's not yours, so why hide the names of the people who drew and wrote this?

I remember the haunted ship in Anvil. I ran out of it because I was near death, and all the people on the docks started bareknuckle brawling a ghost.

The Riverwood trader has everything you need in a general store! Ill keep that in mind.

Are we all sharing our dragon fighting stories? All right here goes.

So I was walking around Skyrim one day, level 20 or something. I had only killed a few regular dragons before and I was mostly a one handed and archery person. So I'm walking and out of fucking nowhere a Blood Dragon comes down and starts fucking my shit up. I run behind a rock and start shooting Dwarven arrows out of my Elven bow at this thing and healing myself going "fuckfuckfuckfuck". I turn to shoot and BOOM A FUCKING MAMMOTH BURSTS OUT FROM THE TREES AND STARTS ATTACKED THIS DRAGON WITH IT'S TUSKS. Then two giants come and start beating the dragon too so I pull out my sword and go start fighting with them too. Together we killed that dragon.
I will never forget them...

*Sigh*, this IS my final form

Why was the bottom cut out?
Did you really cut this out, or were you just too lazy to find the original version, or just simply put the maker's name in the description?
You're getting thumbs for something you didn't make, at least credit the creator for christ sakes.

Then he dies and you can't get the quest....

gif unrelated.

Anyone who says this is from 9gag is stupid as fuck, it's from The Escapist Critical Miss comics, made by Cory Rydell and Grey Carter.

OP should have credited the original artists, but w.e.

Also, this shit has been around since Skyrim came out, the fuck, OP?

skyrim logic: leather strap weighs 0.1
iron bar weighs 1
put the two together to make a dagger
weighs 5
i may be wrong on the exact numbers but thats the jist of it