Scumbag Bandit

>See dragon attacking village next to 7000 steps.
>Guards start to attack.
>Villagers start to attack.
>A fucking bear comes to fight the dragon.
>I don't get to do shit the village kills it before I arrive.
>MFW that village is better at dragonborn than me.

>imperial
>shit up to level 20 ish
>prepared for anything
>weak dragon comes by
>get the fuck down here faggot
>dragon flys into the mountains
>dragon is dying
>the fuck is up there?
>reach top to see a dead dragon and a bear
>no groups of people, no super powerful beings, just a bear
>A FUCKING BEAR HAS SINGLE-HANDILY KILLED A DRAGON
>god damn dovahbear

>Leave Solitude to do a quest.
>Come back after an hour to the blue palace.
>Find this.
>All of my wat.
>A dragon got killed trying to crash the party in the blue palace.

>Lvl 35 Khajit, full sneak, can rape any ground enemy
>Can't do shit about Dragons
>Doing quest to return the White Phial to Nurellion (or whatever his name is)
>Go into dungeon, sneak through the entire dungeon even the boss in the final room
>Get White Phial
>Go outside, Snow Bear starts attacking me
>As I finish it off, start absorbing dragon soul
>MFW<
>Look to my side, the Snow Bear single handedly killed a Dragon somehow while I was inside the dungeon
>Snow Bear is better Dragon slayer than I am

>Grinded up conjuring, around level 30
>Only Elven stuff
>Walking around, wild elder dragon appears
>Proceed to bait the elder dragon to utterly destroy 4 or 5 forsworn and bandit groups
>No one left
>Jump in river
>Die in a watery grave

>me, level 14 nord, stormcloak armor
>go to kill a giant for a bounty from windhelm
>not many potions, only 1 light stamina and 1 vigorous health
>see the giant, attack him
>two mammoths attack me
>health below half
>frost dragon attacks me
>a bear attacks me
>a wizard attacks me
>an orc attacks me
<mfw i killed the giant then managed to escape from everything attacking me

maybe you should try not playing on easy

yeah what he said you are either the luckiest fucker in the world or your on easy. at 14 bears are difficult and giants are near impossible

On Master, I was able to kill a giant, but it took a half hour of standing on an inaccessible mountainside and wasting all my arrows.

>Me level 9 High Elf
>Chillin out, doin dragon born shit and whatnot
>Going to solitude for the first time
>decide to walk
>Fuckin dragon out of nowhere
>rapes my shit
>doesn't even fucking bother calling me the next day
>Fuck that dragon
I miss him soo bad

I fucking hate the Dwelmer tunnels
>Be me
>Running for my life from a dwelmer spider, sphere and big ass guy
>Run into a Falmer camp.
>I skip ahead getting attacked by frost bites
>My last stand was against the Chaurus, then I died.

When I was doing my first playthrough, those places were unbearable on adept at any level. In my second playthrough, I don't even really have to sneak. I guess it's because I'm spending perks more wisely, but it's still really strange.

In my first playthrough I lost Lydia in a Dwelmer tunnel, having a bandit camp in a Falmer dungeon while being attacked by a Frost dragon. Just accept death. But those Centarion bastards are annoying little fuckers.

If you two don't stop misspelling DWEMER I will fuck you up!

Oops shit, my bad.

Don't worry, probably due to all the drain bramage.

Little?

They're still annoying none of the less.

Yeah, I got stuck on the last bit, feelsbagman.jpg

Become ethereal. It's the most underated shout in the game but it's the perfect survival tool.

No, I mean I got stuck on a puzzle, when you just enter the Skuldofn temple or what ever it's called, I got stuck on that puzzle, since there was no way out I started a new game, then when I did, my saved game for the Skuldofn temple didn't work.

Ah, I remember that puzzle well, it took me 2 hours, I still have no idea what I was supposed to do.

if its one of the stones with the symbols those are easy as fuck, theres always something around that tells you the answer

I have done it before, I just don't know how, it's the one with the magnifying glasses and you have to rotate them into some order I think, it's the one that unlocks the path to the elder scroll.

you just keep clicking the button closest to the lexicon rapidly til lthe next button opens up, then so on with the next button, then BAM elder scroll awaits you

I dont even remember that one... please tell me what it is and I could tell you

Or we don't play it on the easiest difficulty.

how did a frost dragon attack you at level 13? my levl 26 has only seen a blood dragon. or are you just saying a dragon breathing ice

It had Frost dragon as the title, I've fought like 7 dragons and 3 Frost dragons so far. I think my game is spawning dragons like a motherfucker.

thats weird usually blood dragons come before frost and frost dont appear till around 30 is my experience

I've gotten Frost Dragons early too.
I think if you fight the one at the forsworn camp, they start spawning normally

I've seen 1 blood dragon, I miss that fucker, I can take them.

Here. Have some Mammoth Cheese. (I don't want to know how they manage to make that....)

Giants milk mammoths, cheese comes from milk.

Sheogorath would be proud.

what are the chances of this. my friends expierience

>Get to Ivarstead (The town near 7000 steps)
>Start to climb the steps
>Grizzly bear and frostbite spider out of no where
>Kill my friend


Out of all the possible spawns,You both get the same

related

Whos that?

Dude, It's Delphine

She looks different?

Yeah, when you first meet her, she's just a barmaid at the inn, remember? Then she gets all suited up in armor after you talk to her.

Oh yeah

Have you fought a legendary dragon? Those guys are assholes with their mana, stamina, and life drain attack.

No, not yet, and I hear Ancient Dragons are bad...

Legendary is like fighting 2 ancient dragons.

hey hunny

Uh....hi?

Thats why i always carry my dragon fighting ring and necklace with frost and fire resistances. Any dragon is a piece of cake.

Spellbreaker and elemental protection, that is all

I deleted all my saves 4 months ago for some reason, so i had to start over again when Dawnguard came out, and I'm not a high enough level to even see Reverend or Legendary dragons.

How hard are they?

A lot more difficult then normal ones. They have a shout that depletes health, stamina, and magika and they have a dickload of health

Oh yea, Drain Vitality. You can get that too, but I assume the dragon's version is much more powerful.

a frost dragon gave you trouble at 81? but on a similar note i was trying to do the boethiahs calling quest and an ancient dragon flies up. everyone starts shooting at it and i use dragon rend to get it down. he just flies off into the distance lands well out of crossbow range. eventually he comes back and we repeat. this went on for half an hour before i just sacrificed the guy i had with me

Well the combination of the revered dragon, the frost dragon, and the forsworn gave me trouble

ah my mistake

Between being a nord and boots of dwindling frost, i have 90% frost resistance. I make frost dragons my bitch, and fighting necromancers is really fun.

Well the revered and the frost dragon and the forsworn were a quite a challenge

My least favorite enemy is the Falmer, I hate them so much.

Oh my god yes. They're the deathclaws of Skyrim

That's why I strip my clothes and run like a bitch

Fuck Microsoft for buying every goddamn expansion for any decent game before it hits any other system. Is Xbox really that bad? Do they really have to do that just to boost thier own sales? There hasn't even been a release date for either PC or PS3 yet.

Not really mad at you, just really, really, REALLY want to play Dawnguard.

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Its a legitimate marketing strategy.

Dawnguard was good, I dunno if it's $20 good.

thats the benefit of paying better service and quality. people dont seem to understand that

M$.

One time I went to Dawnstar, and 2 Ancient Dragons attacked.

It happens when you go to Morthal too. that town sucks and I only went there to cure vampirism, but I still don't want the Dragon to kill everyone.

Same here.. No one is alive there anymore because they attack the dragon as well -.-

then start a new game, and never go to the level up screen
giants will be lvl 33, and a bitch to kill, like they are supposed to
bandit chiefs will be even worse

but then again, I have a mod so I can use 50 followers
I only use 3

Yeah I know at the start bandits where a cunt. But thats the awesome thing about TES games, theres always some one better or just as good as you

...and then you level up, and become unbeatable, and the game loses alot of fun

You guys only have 10 days left. I was able to get it for xbox, though I also have skyrim for PS3, and I think it's real shitty that Microsoft pays off all the game companies to delay releases for everyone else.

They didn't, this time at least. Bethesda did it as a gesture of goodwill or some shit, because they wanted to merge the gaming experience. I have no clue what they meant by that.

What if Bethesda said that
Because Microsoft also paid them to stay quiet?

I'm hoping sometime in late-july.

then why is it not on the play station store ;~;

sorry just checked again my buddy lied to me have this gif

its a-ok. We all make mistakes. And take this one in return. Made it myself!

why thank you

I actually worked 4 times through the game, I just wanted to be a god... It didn't fucking work, god damn Legendary Dragons.