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OC. Was wondering about this. Seriously dafuq?

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User avatar #143 - heimskr (02/08/2013) [-]
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
#138 - fenwaythebadass (02/06/2013) [-]
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#129 - electrickwalrus (02/06/2013) [-]
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#126 - jaketasticness (02/06/2013) [-]
What do you mean! There's bathrooms all over!
#125 - trickytrickster (02/06/2013) [-]
People in Skyrim don't poop. Simple.
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#99 - nasesse (02/06/2013) [-]
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#98 - sparkofinsanity (02/06/2013) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random image posted in comment #2920176 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <--- what they use as toilets...
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random image posted in comment #2920176 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <--- what they use as toilets...
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#92 - skiskate **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #112 to #92 - whycanticaps (02/06/2013) [-]
Be Archmage
Walk up to the Court Wizard in Whiterun
You know, if you have the aptitude, you should go to the College of Winterhold
User avatar #114 to #112 - skiskate **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Literally save the world 3 times. Still considered a "Citizen"
User avatar #127 to #114 - rayeslegend (02/06/2013) [-]
Already finished the Companions, Became one of the masters, Have full daedric armor. Go to a random companion, "You must be the new companion. What do you do, Fetch the mead"?
User avatar #139 to #127 - skiskate **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Kill a dragon and absorb its power in front of almost every guard in Whiterun. But they still say "Maybe i am the dragon born and i just don't know it yet"
#90 - finni (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - ellelola (02/06/2013) [-]
In Solitude you can hear the sewers, but i never saw a toilet.
User avatar #81 - lolfire (02/06/2013) [-]
People used to **** in buckets and dump them into the river.

And you wonder why there are so many baskets in Riftin...
#77 - bonnierock (02/06/2013) [-]
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#75 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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#132 to #75 - someponynew (02/06/2013) [-]
Have this.
Made it meself.
#74 - cometfire (02/06/2013) [-]
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#67 - froggets (02/06/2013) [-]
Archmage of Winterhold

Can't even cast novice spells
User avatar #89 to #67 - satrenkotheone (02/06/2013) [-]
Same as in Oblivion then.
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