Politeness. . iam-. I remember that contract. He was so damn polite I was just like. "Okay I'm just going to murder you as softly... as... possib - (hits him) OH JESUS I CUT O
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User avatar #16 - cupotruth (07/22/2012) [-]
I remember that contract.

He was so damn polite I was just like.

"Okay I'm just going to murder you as softly... as... possib - (hits him) OH JESUS I CUT OF YOUR HEAD."
User avatar #15 - nsfwcontent (07/22/2012) [-]
I killed him then took his robes, put them on and strolled around like I owned the place; and with 100 destruction nobody who argues survived :L
#28 - tailsx (07/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I killed him and took all his books...
#32 to #28 - ribsarntsogood (07/22/2012) [-]
i put a cabbage on all of my victims
#122 - trampballs (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I stole his clothes and was shocked to see how ******* ripped the old guy was
#269 - BeaverBalls (07/23/2012) [+] (20 replies)
im going to be honest i didnt like anything about the skyrim dark brotherhood, none of the contracts ever made me feel like a skilled assassin, there was never a reward for actually being a silent assassin and doing your job with no one noticing. the whole thing could be done by some random nord with a claymore. and to make it just that much worse the leader of the whole sanctuary abandoned the old ways of the dark brotherhood and just embraced gold. she wanted me to kill the only member who still embraced the old ways, i am so glad that that cunt died


tl;dr i complain like a little fanboy bitch


pic related its a cunt
#86 - lawuser (07/22/2012) [-]
Felt the same way after I took Whiterun as a Stormcloak. I felt bad that I betrayed Balgruuf's trust 'cause he was a huge bro
User avatar #31 - FelipeRuiz (07/22/2012) [-]
I killed the ****** and took his socks.
#123 - akkere ONLINE (07/22/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Feels like every time you do something against the Imperials, you can't help but feel wrong about it.

Like I go to Ulfric Stormcloak's place thinking he's like this badass freedom fighter whose super cool and **** , and then he's all like
"If they're not with me they're against me. If we have to crush them, then so be it."

I go to do the assassination of the Emperor, thinking he's like this tyrant asshole whose gonna cast spells at me screaming "UNLIMITED POWER"
And I get this nice old man who doesn't even try to fight.

I kind of wish there was a side quest where you could just eradicate the Thalmor from Skyrim, because that was the only real problem with the Imperials. Maybe they'll do that as a DLC, because both sides seem to kind of oppose the Aldmeri Dominion in one way or another.
User avatar #36 - somniumecstasi (07/22/2012) [+] (38 replies)
mfw I killed the emperor and got 20000 septims from amaund motierre
#324 - moneybag (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I tried to capture his soul with a soul gem but for some reason it didnt catch it. No soul gem could hold the balls of that man. I
User avatar #150 - myrtille (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I stripped him and wore his clothes in Solitude, bitch from Radiant Raiment STILL told me I looked like **** .
#228 - nicholashovis (07/23/2012) [-]

>mfw the captain that tried to ambush me after killing the fake emperor and said he was going to kill brotherhood.
User avatar #79 - sirformidio ONLINE (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the the
#80 to #79 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
It's a mistake.
It's a mistake.
#74 - gryx (07/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I remember when Astrid died I put a bucket over her head, stuck her weak-ass dagger in her armpit, and doused her with fire. I always hated her.
#18 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
If you fail at reverse pickpocketing him he goes on the attack for 2 swings then hides in his bedroom.
#208 - asdasdzxczxc (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I bet no one noticed the "the the"   
   
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#404 - fuecilli (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'll tell all you 			*******		 a story. A story about how I met this honorable 			************		.   
   
When I went to the contracter I knew this would be the last mission. So it had to be god damn epic. I showed little mercy to the Emperor hilariously horrible guards. My character had only the sense to him that this was his job, and nothing else. He felt it as a curse, and a power.   
   
I snuck into the ship, killing all of his guards. And then what I had been asking for since the begining was the chance to let the Dark Brotherhood take its rise to glory. The chance to kill the Emperor was finally given to me. However as I opened his doors for the first time in my characters contract travels, someone, was instead waiting for him.   
   
My character listened as the Emperor complemented the Dark Brotherhood's persistent nature. He was a kind and honest old man. He knew he was going to die yet he did not struggle. He only asked for one thing. For revenge.   
   
As he went to the wall, not wanted to witness his own death I pulled my arrow back, and let him know I was sorry, guilty even. Something I never once felt through my dark journey. I released my arrow, and sent him to Soverngarde.   
   
When I went to collect his favor stung my mind. I had to do what I thought was right. So when he gave me my money and said goodbye, I only replied &quot;I have one last thing to do for an honorable man.&quot; I turned around, closed the door. I fufilled his only wish. For one of the best Elder Scrolls characters ever.
I'll tell all you ******* a story. A story about how I met this honorable ************ .

When I went to the contracter I knew this would be the last mission. So it had to be god damn epic. I showed little mercy to the Emperor hilariously horrible guards. My character had only the sense to him that this was his job, and nothing else. He felt it as a curse, and a power.

I snuck into the ship, killing all of his guards. And then what I had been asking for since the begining was the chance to let the Dark Brotherhood take its rise to glory. The chance to kill the Emperor was finally given to me. However as I opened his doors for the first time in my characters contract travels, someone, was instead waiting for him.

My character listened as the Emperor complemented the Dark Brotherhood's persistent nature. He was a kind and honest old man. He knew he was going to die yet he did not struggle. He only asked for one thing. For revenge.

As he went to the wall, not wanted to witness his own death I pulled my arrow back, and let him know I was sorry, guilty even. Something I never once felt through my dark journey. I released my arrow, and sent him to Soverngarde.

When I went to collect his favor stung my mind. I had to do what I thought was right. So when he gave me my money and said goodbye, I only replied "I have one last thing to do for an honorable man." I turned around, closed the door. I fufilled his only wish. For one of the best Elder Scrolls characters ever.
#100 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - reaperboy ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
slay everyone on the boat with out being seen. walk into emperor's room shoot in face with arrow before the first word exits his mouth. jump into water and swim away like a boss. no regrets. no one tricks the dovahkiin
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