Penis = Skyrim

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#16 - ascendedwings (01/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)

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#97 to #16 - grogovic (01/24/2013) [-]

And fuckin' Zubats.

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#81 to #16 - dragonhome (01/24/2013) [-]

before i went to blackreach a friend of mine said: "try to not kill out the falmers or else you cant collect bloof for another quest" i didnt know he was joking until i went down there.

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#76 to #16 - tearsoblood (01/24/2013) [-]

I loved falmers, they make amazing targets for archery leveling.

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#64 to #16 - Himynameisjacob (01/24/2013) [-]

I thought this was going to say:
"Only 3 things are infinite:
The universe,
Human stupidity,
and my dick lol"

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#169 to #64 - kazorkthedork (01/25/2013) [-]

nope.

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#11 - zakvanloocke (01/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#15 to #11 - ascendedwings (01/24/2013) [-]

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#38 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)

12: Single-player only.

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#77 to #38 - paesani (01/24/2013) [-]

If only I had come an hour earlier...

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#126 to #77 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]

HA....you said "come"

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#145 to #77 - arsenalthegunners ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]

come? hmm, I dunno what you actually mean...

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#84 - biggrand (01/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)

**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #2795433 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

my dick is like this icture

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#86 to #84 - thewalruss (01/24/2013) [-]

**thewalruss rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at I think a title goes here... ** and my dick is like this.

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#87 to #86 - thewalruss (01/24/2013) [-]

True story.

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#132 to #86 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]

Suck my diiiiiick, I'M A SHAAARK!

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#17 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (01/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

your penis is covered in strange creatures?

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#47 to #17 - cristianpopescu (01/24/2013) [-]

Yours isn't?

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#54 to #17 - Laddie (01/24/2013) [-]

The official term is "crabs."

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#3 - whitelight (01/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)

Makes your system crash if you slide it into a ps3?

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#41 to #3 - arsyro (01/24/2013) [-]

C'mon man don't hate on us PS3'ers

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#4 to #3 - zanea (01/24/2013) [-]

I know this feel..... MFW I got it for free with my 360

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#19 to #4 - turretbuddy (01/24/2013) [-]

But.... Console Skyrim suxors mang.

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#20 to #19 - zanea (01/24/2013) [-]

All things pale in the shadow of the glorious pc gaming master race. My brother has a really powerful computer that he plays it on and then he hooks it up to his 70 inch LCD tv. its magnificent.

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#21 to #20 - turretbuddy (01/24/2013) [-]

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#46 to #20 - boydaranga (01/24/2013) [-]

Wow, Better crank up the fov, or your eyes would get sore in thirty minutes.

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#9 to #3 - ishalltroll (01/24/2013) [-]

Your fault for being an idiot and buying it for a console.

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#24 to #9 - drainbramage (01/24/2013) [-]

Not everyone has a super computer bro.

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#27 to #24 - ishalltroll (01/24/2013) [-]

I play Skyrim on a laptop and get around 24 FPS with some super shitty specs at high graphics settings.
>Intel Core 2 Duo T6500 2.1 GHz
>Nvidia GeForce GT240M
>4 GB RAM
>320 GB HDD

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#93 to #27 - mostmodest (01/24/2013) [-]

then lower the graphics quality...
Also, highly doubtful of that.
Skyrim wouldn't run on my old noteboook that had better specs than that...

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#99 to #93 - ishalltroll (01/25/2013) [-]

Also, I am completely satisfied with ~24 FPS, you can barely notice any difference from 40 upwards anyways so no point having 120.

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#98 to #93 - ishalltroll (01/24/2013) [-]

Runs like a charm.

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#12 to #9 - whitelight (01/24/2013) [-]

Just for the record. I have skyrim on both PC and 360.
Now you can unbunch those panties of yours.

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#13 to #12 - ishalltroll (01/24/2013) [-]

They're soiled now, this is a state of no return.

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#143 - argonaughty (01/25/2013) [-]

Right in the knee

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#74 - critique (01/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)

Skyrim is "Not desired by any woman"?
Over 100 hours of gameplay, all DLC's bought, all achievements acquired, all quests completed...
Pathetic milk drinker, do you even shout?

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#78 to #74 - desacabose (01/24/2013) [-]

Wanna come help me make a sweet roll?

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#80 to #78 - critique (01/24/2013) [-]

I already have plans...

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#88 to #78 - swooshbear (01/24/2013) [-]

Already on it.

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#83 to #74 - byposted (01/24/2013) [-]

Yur so hardkore xDDDDD

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#116 to #83 - critique (01/25/2013) [-]

Hardly. I just love The Elder Scrolls. It's the one game series I can always go back to and keep things interesting.
I don't claim to be good at anything else. You should see me try to play an fps. It's tragic.

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#175 to #74 - XboxJunky (01/25/2013) [-]

> Check Skyrim
> Know my best friend's mum likes it
> Check her profile
> 1370.4 hours and she's playing right now
> Jesus fucking Christ...

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#156 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (01/25/2013) [-]

Ha, achievements. Not really something you can collect. Trophies, however, thats something displayable. At least you don't have to pay for live for single-player.

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#127 to #74 - critique (01/25/2013) [-]

So... I was wrong, and instead of 100 hours it's about 400 hours... To be fair, I don't regularly check these things.

And for all Skyrim fans, I give you this gif. Just because.

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#121 to #74 - dangerbearr (01/25/2013) [-]

Agreed. Females do play Skyrim. :)

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#110 to #74 - baine (01/25/2013) [-]

Actually they don't know how many hours is in that game. Some tester got to like 600 and quit.

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#115 to #110 - gmarrox (01/25/2013) [-]

This just in: 600 hours. Less than 100? Find out when we return.

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#108 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (01/25/2013) [-]

Every quest completed and only 100 hours of play? My bullshit sense is tingling.

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#30 - dafogman (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)

4. Covered in strange creatures.

Uh-oh.

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#133 to #30 - partnerintroll (01/25/2013) [-]

had crabs once, this makes my penis recede into a vagina

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#125 - xMWxBEASTx (01/25/2013) [-]

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#114 - dubious (01/25/2013) [-]

Coveted by tons of single guys in the world?

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#149 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)

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#150 to #149 - gimmetheporn (01/25/2013) [-]

That's just horrible.

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#151 to #150 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]

Because I can!

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#153 to #151 - gimmetheporn (01/25/2013) [-]

Then YOU, sir, need to try nuts.WAD.

When's the last time you saw Doom II overload a Core Duo?

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#155 to #153 - maycontainallergys (01/25/2013) [-]

OH SWEET JESUS

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#164 to #153 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]

Tell me more.

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#165 to #164 - gimmetheporn (01/25/2013) [-]

Every enemy.

Spawned into the thousands.

One map.

Bricks shat.

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#166 to #165 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]

Let me rephrase. How can I have it

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#168 to #166 - gimmetheporn (01/25/2013) [-]

http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?id=11402

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#179 to #168 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]

I love you

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#172 to #149 - kevinzheng ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]

i have a mod that make mudcrab posh, giving them glasses and a top hat

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#178 to #172 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]

I had that mod too, but I prefer a natural look lol

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#122 - mooghens (01/25/2013) [-]

12. Consistently distracts people from doing productive work.

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#159 - thehumor ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#163 to #159 - dontscream (01/25/2013) [-]

God Fucking Damnit I read it in exactly his dirty little voice.

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#162 to #159 - Crusader (01/25/2013) [-]

I read it in M'aiq's voice.

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#53 - pepemex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]

He should have No. 4 checked by a doctor

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#148 - SILENCEnight (01/25/2013) [-]

**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2591413 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** its fond of Matt?

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#136 - deviroux (01/25/2013) [-]

I am a strong, independent, Redguard, woman. I don't need no life.

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#129 - BabyPainter (01/25/2013) [-]

I've had to lend my copy to my brother as I do not currently have a television.
So I have been minecrafting it for months.
My friend got a copy of Skyrim, she said it would be stupid... I warned her.

It started with the sleepovers... Movie night was cancelled.
Then the whole weekend was cancelled and we never went out anymore...
She began telling me she couldn't hang out during the week because she was "busy" after school.
She would eagerly wait for class to end, too eagerly. I knew what was up.
She started leaving school early, and eventually just not showing up altogether.
I miss her...
I wish she would come back to me....
Fuck it, I'm going to the store tomorrow and buying a fucking TV and getting my game back!

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#128 - clownsplosion (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)

**clownsplosion rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at hahaha..haaha..ha **
My phallus

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#160 to #128 - lordraine (01/25/2013) [-]

You don't have to walk on the pavement, you know. We have fields for that. The roads tend to weed out the dumb ones, though.

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#101 - gagster (01/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)

**gagster rolled user thisisrarity ** Who my penis is fond of.

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#104 to #101 - gagster (01/25/2013) [-]

I'm done for tonight.

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#111 to #104 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]

He's quite exotic.

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#131 to #111 - gagster (01/25/2013) [-]

It is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.

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#189 to #111 - mangioluingi (01/25/2013) [-]

I GET IT

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#141 to #111 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]

why did i laugh harder at your comment than the content itself?

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